Warning: Some Violence and Much Strong Language.HE WROTE: Poor Moot
Writers lead such exciting and interesting lives.
Here's Jenny and mine last email exchange:
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JENNY: One thing I've just realized: The Moot I bought in Florida is a guy, so I'm going to have to change him into a girl.
Yes, it matters.
BOB: You're going to castrate Moot? Geez.
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So my question is: how exactly is Jenny going to change Moot into a girl?????
So here's the answer I just got. WE REALLY NEED LIVES:
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JENNY: Moot is a girl. You're the one who wrote her as a girl.
So there was nothing to castrate, although I did color in one of the eyes so there's only one eye open now. I'm going to add eyelashes later. And I already put on some lipstick. I think I just have to glue flowers to the hat and maybe paint on some fingernails and that'll do it. Add pink flowers to the shirt. The usual.
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The usual???? So my next question is: How many gators has Jenny made into girls? What does she do in her spare time?
6 Comments:
Why "Poor Moot"? Surely it's "Lucky Moot"?
Girls are best.
Forgot to say, may we have a picture of the new improved Moot please?
Sounds like a spa day for Moot. Don't forget the facial and the bikini wax.
Hmm. A male dressed up as a gemale. If the book was set in Key West, Moot would now be the world's first drag queen gator.
Whoops. Should have proofed my own comment. That should be female, unless I created a new word that stands for a gender-amended something.
Bob, you indicate you really need a life. You have one. You live to amuse, you are brilliant at it.
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