Warning: Some Violence and Much Strong Language.HE WROTE: Boinking and Turning Points
A sampling of the latest email exchanges reference AGNES AND THE HITMAN:
BOB:
Ok. The book starts on Sunday evening at 10 pm.
So the first day is Monday. A lot happens that day.
I think TP One comes that night. Because right now we have it happening Tuesday night but it's taken us 27,000 words just to get to Monday evening.
I think we bump up Troy showing up to right after Xavier vs Shane over Four Wheels.
Then just after dark, the first true hit man shows up.
So we really only have four more scenes in Act One:
Agnes POV: Shane and the cable/tv, questioning Agnes
Shane POV: Takes down Four wheels
Xavier POV: We don't kill dognappers
Agnes POV: Troy spills the beans
JENNY:
Okay, not following yet, but I trust you.
She meets Shane on Sunday night, dumps Troy Monday afternoon, and boinks Shane that night.
Okay, I can make that work. Because Troy lets it slip that he's been cheating and it's a revenge boink.
And on another matter, which has to do with the potential boinking:
JENNY: I was thinking that when she moved out of Troy's apartment, he kept her TV.
BOB: That's fine-- but I still like Shane having to run the cable-- and putting it in the kitchen--
JENNY: Oh, I love Shane having to run the cable. Even putting it in the kitchen. Assuming the kitchen is big, I can see them moving chairs in there to watch eventually, making an apartment out of the housekeeper's old bedroom and the kitchen. Very cozy.
Is that you gagging in the background there, Sponge?
BOB: Or just off the kitchen. Is there a fireplace there where there could be a nice snuggle couch and he could put a flatscreen above it?
JENNY: ACK you were there ahead of me.
Robert, you rock.
There is now a fireplace in the kitchen.
Works for me.
I love the snuggle couch. Especially if Shane says that.
I used to write about infiltrations, high speed casts, HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) drops, covert operations, dead drops, cut-outs, yada yada.
Now I write about boinking and a snuggle couch.
20 Comments:
Ahh, evolution
Yeah, but Bob, I'm betting the snuggle couch will get you way more women than HALO discussions. Just a hunch.
I will have you know, Bob, BOINKING is a type of INFILTRATION.
Bob, you have come over from the dark side. You really have to admit that it is ever so much more fun. Did you get such fun e-mails from your site?
You're still a guy-guy, Bob. You put the snuggle couch near the kitchen which means it's in very close proximity to beer.
LOLOL
Now I write about boinking and a snuggle couch.
This is bad, why?
Sponge???
As in Sponge Bob Square Pants?
Bob, that should have come with a spew warning...I'm now wiping water off the monitor...
Spew warning is right because I am reading this at work and laughing out loud, choking, spewing, etc. People are looking at me like I am weird.
Snuggle couch. Well, your work is done because you made my day (or maybe even my week)!!! Time for a little fur sniffing.
The fireside boink is a personal favorite of mine. It beats a bubble bath anyday...but the bathtub boink is pretty good, too...hmm, I'll have to think about that one.
Snuggle couch? Where does one get a snuggle couch? I've never heard of such a thing. Sounds fun.
For a man who admits to dog sniffing- perhaps you should try more time on the snuggle couch. It's far more satisfying. Not that there is anything wrong with dog sniffing- the waves made it their fur when you blow in and out is very zen.
Cat-sniffing is cool too, when they don't have fishy breath!
You want a flatscreen across from the snuggle couch? Your masculinity is safe.
something else to consider...if the snuggle couch is close to the kitchen that also means that it's closer to sandwiches and just food in general.
She's snuggling, he's reaching for the remote...
Thanks for inspiring me to admit a TP in my own WIP is in the wrong place--and for giving me the courage to go 'mess' with it!
I could be over analyzing this but
having the flat screen above the fireplace might not be the best place for it. The heat from the fireplace could mess with the screen especially if you're going to put a grand down for a nice TV.
Just a thought...
Never said a real fireplace. Could be one of those fake ones, although I must admit that I'm still not entirely sure Dan wasn't joshing me when he told me about them. Who would want a fake fireplace?
Oh, right. Shane and Agnes would, for their telly.
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