SHE WROTE: DLD on TV

St. Martin's Press, the best publisher in the world, is doing TV ads for Don't Look Down, and we thought you should see the script first. You should get SOME insider stuff for hanging out here, right? (No, we still don't know about the e-mail coupon, but you'll be the first to hear when we find out.)

So here's the script. I love it. See what you think:

Don't Look Down:
15-second TV spot:
Music: sexy, fun, upbeat
Anncr: Woman, 30s, sassy

Frame One:
Visual: Animated Man and Woman Swinging on the rope into the frame
Anncr: GET A GRIP...

Frame Two:
Visual: Animated Man and Woman Swinging on the rope...moving left, and upward
Anncr: HOLD TIGHT... AND

Frame Three:
Visual: See feet dangling in the top of the frame
Anncr: DON'T LOOK DOWN.

Frame Four:
Visual: Alligator works into frame from left side... rope hanging at top of frame
EFX: Gator opens mouth hisses
Anncr: FROM JENNIFER CRUSIE AND BOB MAYER

Frame Five:
Visual: Show falls from top of frame...Alligator in full view
EFX: Gator snaps mouth
Anncr: COMES A RAZOR-SHARP ROMANTIC ADVENTURE...

Frame Six:
Visual: Book Shot comes in, alligator in background. Possibly camouflage border
EFX: Possibly Gator takes bite out of book shot

Supers: ON SALE NOW
Supers: CrusieMayer.com [logo]
Supers: St. Martin's Press [logo]
Supers: Audio icon
Anncr: DON'T LOOK DOWN. IT'S A LOVE STORY-WITH BITE.