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Saturday, April 01, 2006

HE WROTE: The Rule of Seven

There's a show on TV called Seconds From Disaster. And it's probably a really, really bad time to use this as an analogy since we're going to be flying a lot this month on book tour but I was thinking about this as I was outside blowing off the driveway. For a plane to crash you usually need seven things to go wrong. Not one or two. But seven things. And the show will chronicle these seven things. A maintenance mistake. Sitting on the runway too long. A pilot error. Something breaking. Bad weather. An error in the tower. An instrument reading wrong. Etc. etc. It all adds up.

Well, I turn that around and I call it the Rule of Seven for success. To be successful you need at least seven thing to go right. We get asked often how we met and when we decided to collaborate. How it came to be. But if I had to really focus on specific events, it fit under the rule of seven. Let me give you at least one specific example working backwards on this train wreck of a collaboration (to get away from the flying thing cause we are both taking a flight on Monday heading for LaGuardia-- btw I grew up underneath the flight path into LaGuardia).

7. We meet in Maui on the same shuttle bus.
6. We both agree to teach at Maui. It was Jenny's first year. She agreed because her daughter Mollie wanted to see Maui and Shannon Tullius who co-runs the conference and retreat had read Jennie's books and, naturally, loved them. Mollie got off the plane, took a look around, and said, "Maui. Blah." I'd been teaching at Maui for six previous years because:
5. Six years previously, the Maui Writers Conference in a marketing ploy with Writer's Digest made an agreement to have seven or eight Writer's Digest Correspondence Course teachers come and teach at their retreat. For some strange reason I was the only one invited back the next year. Hmm.
4. I taught for Writers Digest because I was nobly giving back to the writing community. Actually, I needed the money.
3. I was able to teach for Writer's Digest because I'd been published.
2. I was published because I got an agent.
1. I got an agent because I broke the rules and submitted to every publisher on the face of the planet including a non-fiction publisher where a very nice editor called me up and said, "I really like what you sent me but we don't fiction but I know an agent would you like his name?"

Whew.

Except in publishing, it's not Seconds From Success.
It's Years From Success. From 1 to 7 took only 15 years. And from 7 to the book coming out took 20 months.

15 Comments:

At 1/4/06 5:51 PM, mq, cb said...

I thought that you were switching off your computer like any "sensible male". Does this mean that all the movies were dreadful then were they?

I know that I should make some sensible comment about the Rule of Seven but I can't get away from the mental image of Bawb on Monday on the flight to La Guardia (probably at some revolting hour of the morning) jabbing Jenny in the ribs, saying "see, down there, just there, right there - that was my house!" and Jenny rolling her eyes and debating whether to throw her coffee all over him.

 
At 1/4/06 6:34 PM, Lynn said...

Sigh. Seven things to go wrong? I don't care for flying on the best days and I just booked a flight to New Orleans for a conference the other day.

You so aren't helping here.

Guess the girl I sat next to on the plane from San Antonio who counted the number of rows to the exit before we took off wasn't so paranoid after all. Come to think of it, she told me she was a publisher headed to New York.

Backing away from the computer to read a new book a just got.

 
At 1/4/06 7:20 PM, Robena Grant said...

Can't believe I'm back here, this is my third visit today. B&N didn't have my book. I have to wait until Tuesday. Drat!
Anyway, rules of seven. I like them. Seven has an interesting history as a number.
The red string of Kabbalah that I wear on my left wrist is tied with seven knots and it's an ancient wisdom, dating back to the days of Abraham.
So, good job on the positive take, forget the negative and stop watching TV. Go read a book. (grin) Or better still, write one.

 
At 1/4/06 8:03 PM, Lynn said...

Robena - go to waldens or borders and get a good book to read this weekend.

Clowns in Action? Guess that explains a few things.

Pleasant dreams.

 
At 1/4/06 8:14 PM, mq, cb said...

2am. Can't sleep. Have to be up in about 4 hours. Oh dear.

Logged on to see if there's something amusing to read otherwise I am reduced to sorting laundry.

So, where is the picture of Bob in a skirt for Skirt magazine?

I'm going to regret asking for this, aren't I? I kept asking for the Korean Restaurant Story and look how that turned out.

 
At 1/4/06 9:53 PM, Cathy said...

Oh dear, he spelled Jenny wrong again.

 
At 1/4/06 9:57 PM, Mary (no, the other Mary) said...

I'm sending this plea out into CherryBombVille in the hopes that one of you can help:

The S.F. German Shepherd rescue used to have a link to Amazon on their website; if you went to Amazon through their link, the rescue got a percentage of whatever you spent. (So it was my duty to buy more books, that was the way I rationalized it. But that rescue organization is now defunct, so clearly I didn't buy enough books.)

Does anyone know of another rescue that has a similar setup?

 
At 1/4/06 10:19 PM, Odd Lurker said...

YOU SUBMITTED TO A NON-FICTION PUBLISHER?????

 
At 1/4/06 11:30 PM, Cherry Bombshell said...

It has to be odd to have been a full time writer for 15 years and then to write the "break out book" but just think of how much FUN it is going to be to see your book on the best seller list. No doubt this tour will be like grabbing a tiger by the tail but just think of this: your previous solo books attracted big tough macho men as fans while this book will attract lots of enthusiastic, good humored women. Now I ask you, which seems like the better fan base? Go Tiger Beat Bob!

 
At 2/4/06 12:57 AM, AMC said...

Well, Bob, I have to say I'm glad you stayed the course. I got my copy of DLD late last night...I truly couldn't put it down. You and Jenny did an extraordinary job. DLD is a work of art.

So where do Cherry Bombs go to talk about DLD once it's fully out? It's going to be hard to do it in comments on blogs.

 
At 2/4/06 1:50 AM, DownUnderGal said...

Hmm. Not great on planes either. Never thought to count the rows of seats - but will absolutely be doing so in future.
Last time I flew was sittng next to a rock band - The Living End. Felt really pleased that the plane was less likely to crash given we had famous people on board. Then spent the rest of the flight trying not to think about Buddy Holly etc. Bumpy flight too :-(

 
At 2/4/06 10:55 AM, Anonymous said...

"I was thinking about this as I was outside blowing off the driveway."

Blowing off the driveway? Explain please, dahlink? Can't be snow - all I can think of is either Bob on his hands and knees making sure that the drive is surgically sterile, or just deciding the driveway would be better off somewhere else and having gleefully massive explosions.

 
At 2/4/06 12:19 PM, mq, cb said...

I think that the Bobster has a leaf blower for his driveway because he has many many trees on his ... not quite sure what the appropriate word would be. Estate? Property? Plantation, given that he lives in SC? However, Bawb on his hands and knees puffing at a little leaf through a straw has a very nice Pythonesque quality to it. I like it.

 
At 2/4/06 9:21 PM, expert bookworm said...

Mary (no the other Mary)
The Keystone Greyhound Rescue operation has an Amazon connection like you described. It's Pennsylvania based, but still a good cause.

 
At 4/4/06 7:24 PM, Sharyn said...

"had read Jennie's books"

You are treading on thin ice here, Bob. 8-)

 

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