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Thursday, July 20, 2006

HE WROTE: National Coming Up and Conferences In General.

I’ve done a few conferences. I don’t think I could count how many but it’s probably over a hundred. My first was in 1995. As a presenter. I’ve never been to a conference as an attendee because I didn’t know they existed when I was first writing (I also lived overseas which kind of limited things). I’ve done small ones and big ones. I presented at Maui seven straight years up until this year. My first RWA National was in Dallas a few years ago. National tends to be a big business thing with lots of meetings for Jenny and I, her and I. Sometime in there next week, geez it’s next week, we have to talk about Agnes and Shane. Shane and Agnes. What’s nice about Atlanta is I can drive, although it’s the most boring drive in the world from Savannah to Atlanta along I-16. And then traffic in Atlanta—argghh.

Here are some of my opinions on do’s and don’ts of conference etiquette.

Treat volunteers well. Since pretty much everyone is a volunteer, treat everyone well.

You never know who you’re talking to, so be nice to everyone. Don’t just focus on editors and agents. You will make writing contacts and friends for life. Jenny and I met at a conference. We actually first met when we got off the same the plane to Maui (her in first class of course, me out of the cargo bay and got on the same shuttle bus to the hotel). Two years later we had a book published together. It was that easy. Really. Not. As you can tell from the last couple of posts. But the book is flowing now. Maybe we just needed to explode to clear a blockage or something. Shane and Joey had a nice fight, which was fun to write.

Go to sessions based more on the speaker than the topic. Does the speaker have something you want? Personally, I am not that big a fan of listening to editors and agents speak. Not that they don’t say great and wonderful things, yes, Meg. But many times they tend to say the same things over and over. I particularly am not thrilled if agents or editors do a panel and tell you what they DON’T want. Remember when you listen to editors and agents that you are a writer so factor that in. Their perspective on the business is a little different so you need to respect that and understand it. So when you go to their sessions, that’s the reason to do so. Remember, they’re trying to make a living in the publishing world in a different way than you are.

Also, when you listen to speakers, try to hear what they’re really saying, because, it you listen carefully, while the stories may sound very different, they are all essentially saying the same thing. Over and over again.

Don’t say anything bad about anybody. Especially me. Because, again, you don’t know who you are talking to and publishing really is a small world.

Network. Much of what you are doing is informal. Don’t hide in your room. Don’t hide in a corner. Everyone is pretty much accessible. I like Jenny’s story about meeting Susan Elizabeth Phillips on an elevator. Maybe she’ll tell it here. Maybe she won’t. Don’t stay up to three in the morning rewriting. Your time is better spent around people. You can rewrite at home.

I’ll write about my concept of pitching in a day or so because I know some people are interested in that. BTW, I just got rejected by Dell on a book. And Dell has sold over a million of my books under my Doherty pen name. And Dell also feels the Area 51 books have run their course and are pretty much done, even though if you walk in a B&N I still own a decent amount of shelf space in science fiction. Such is the reality of publishing. Who said it made sense?

I’m also a fan of focusing on learning the craft of writing at conferences. Sometimes there’s too much concern about selling and pitching. What else? Hmm. I don’t know. Shane and Joey the Gent and Simon Xavier and Agnes and are all clamoring in my head which is very good. Need to go kayak and think.

213 Comments:

At 20/7/06 5:51 PM, Jill said...

As a conference lurker, I have nothing to say.

 
At 20/7/06 5:57 PM, marcia in ok said...

Back to serious I see.

 
At 20/7/06 6:04 PM, marcia in ok said...

Bob - thanks for your networking advice. (Sorry, but I couldn't help smirking to myself - me over here - just me - when I read your advice on getting out and mingling, none of that hiding out and re-writing stuff.) The advice holds true for most conferences and gatherings even on-writing ones.

Sorry about the Dell news, and glad to hear that Agnes, Shane and the gang are doing better now.

Happy Kayaking.

zmgxqcsc - joke, right?

 
At 20/7/06 6:09 PM, Patrice said...

I dread conferences and I suck at networking, but I agree with Bob.

I'm not sure just which of the above I find most frightening.

 
At 20/7/06 6:28 PM, GatorPerson said...

Been off contemplating infinity for you all. BTW, I was the one w/ the ice pick migraines. That was in response to someone's mom not keeping anything down - there are back-door medications that help. LOL taking anti-nausea by mouth only to puke it back up!

B hit on one of my themes. @#$%^, I wish I could be eloquent like him instead of verbose! Sometimes, no matter how hard you work, the planets just don't line up. The Dell rejection doesn't make sense. But he's picking, dusting, etc. himself and getting on with it w/out it's affecting his ego. Sooo, you writers out there, engrave this lesson somewhere: REJECTIONS ARE NOT PERSONAL; YOU ARE NOT JUNK.
Back to infinity.....

fwftn:Few Win For Trying Nothing

 
At 20/7/06 7:11 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

We're going to have to re-name him Bob Do As I As I Say Not As I As I Do Mayer. Our time is better spent around people? Can we remind you of that if we see you standing alone in a corner with a tree on your head? Just asking.

Sounds like Bob is afraid we CB's are going to embarrass him with our bad manners. Sigh. Can't say I blame him after yesterday. So I guess this means we can't stand in the back of the room and heckle Him and Her during their presentation? I was so looking forward to that.

Don't worry Bob, we'll be nice. We'll even be polite and friendly. We'll brush our teeth and comb our hair before we leave our rooms. We won't even hang out with RG and Moot while they're whoring it up in the hot tub. We'll just lurk in the corner, taking pictures that we will give to Jenny so she can post them here. Heck, I'll even wear shoes.

Would it be considered to be saying a "bad thing" about you if we told everyone you are our egg?

[See, I'm really being NICE here, just trying to distract him from that rejection.]

Bob, darlin', put that MS in a safe place and haul it out again in a few years when someone will offer you an astronomical sum of money and beg you for the honor of publishing it. Really. And we'll just buy it later instead of sooner. Something to look forward to. Really.

bw

 
At 20/7/06 7:38 PM, Jen-t said...

Bob - So sorry about the reject from Dell. I understand reject. Got two today from agents. Have some chocolate with me. Dove dark chocolate to be exact. Then we are wallowing in Taco Bake and having ice cream sunday's for dessert. (did I sp that right?)

Was in the book store recently, love to visit you in the sci-fi seciton. Did you see me? I waved. I have all the Area 51 books, but it's fun to see names I know. Not that those names know me back, but fun anyway.

Good advise, the people thing - so does that mean you will be hanging out with us crazed, writing, author, almost stalker fan people? Should I come find you in an elevator? Just kidding.

Even though I'm pitching, I don't usually stress over it. Well, not until the night before. I go in, give my five sentance pitch and pray they ask questions. What is the worse thing that could happen? They don't ask for anything. I see that more with Agents then editors, at least in my case, although in the 4 times I've pitched, at least a partial had been requested.

So, anyone going to Nationals - just come find me. I'm a friendly sort.

Have fun kayaking bob - I prefer sailing, but kayaking is fun too.

onesvzt - one shane, visual zone-T

 
At 20/7/06 8:03 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

So BCB has to be nice and stop telling people I'm trying to bump her off?

Re Bob's Area 51 books. I found that Audible.com carries two of them, The Sphinx and The Grail and was wondering if anyone cares to offer an opinion on which I should get first? There's only the two. That however is better than Jenny's of which they have NONE! (yes I've already rattled their cage on that one) Plus which the county libraries don't appear to have any of Jenny's in audio form either. *sigh*

Ikvcjy: I kindly vetoed crushing Jenny's YEC.

 
At 20/7/06 8:13 PM, talpianna said...

Bob, when you "present" at a conference, do you "present arms" or what?

Publishers are apparently all owned by huge conglomerates now, so their decisions make no literary sense whatsoever.

I see another new character in Agnes's future--a masked avenger type wearing a cloak of feathers, who calls himself The Black Vulture....

kfygwwv -- done my bit for the day, not going there

 
At 20/7/06 8:18 PM, Jen-t said...

mcb - get them both, but read the Sphinx first, then The Grail - just my humble opinion. I'm actually re-reading Eyes of the Hammer - good book, but I don't think you can get it anymore - maybe Bob's site still has copies - probably. If memory serves correctly, it was his first book - correct me if I'm wrong.

Okay, just a little stressed. I leave Tuesday and I've gained like 8 pounds, so none of my clothes fit! Sucks being 40.

hafzpblp - HalF zipped, probably, Bob lefted pepper.

 
At 20/7/06 8:21 PM, zeldaz said...

"Don’t say anything bad about anybody. Especially me."

Funny Bob.

Sorry Bob and jen-t about the rejections. :(

 
At 20/7/06 8:22 PM, Louis said...

Margarita cherrybomb...

You shoud read, or hear, them in order. Bob usually leaves a "cliffhanger " at the end to lure you into the next book.

"The Sphinx" comes before "The Grail".

I'm about halfway thru "The Grail".

Bob, sounds as if you are planning a lot of fun things at Atlanta.

wemwzy green

what every man wants zaps yesterday

 
At 20/7/06 8:39 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

Thanks folks. I'll use my next credit to download The Sphinx then. I do want to get the paper versions as well, though. Just looking for some good listens.

Bob, when one door closes its usually because fate wants you to go through the other one. Clearly there is a book in you that is going to make Dell sorry.

Glad to hear things are flowing for you now. Sometimes venting really does help. And probably writing the fight scene too. You didn't accidently refer to Joey as Jenny, did you? Might want to check that. The J and the Y - could happen.

dhhzrp: its the noise vultures make as the fly into a bug zapper.

 
At 20/7/06 8:44 PM, Conscripted Cherry said...

let's see- where to start- guess I'll go with a quick grumble- some of you CBs have blogs (hoo ray) but apparently don't like to talk to us lowly non-blogging types since you have them set up so that the only people who can post a comment have to have a blogger id (yes Scope Dope and Dee you're on the list) so guess I'll just have to make comments here--- Dee: so jealous about lunch- would have been in general but after you started yammering about "Kudzu" and I got hooked (I will get you for that) I'm really jealous-- Scope Dope:hope the grandson still has a good imagination, I like how you write, I can see what you're talking about

Conferences- Love them!!! I'm one of only three people in my profession in my county, and I work with the other two, so it's nice to go places where you can say odd things and use the shorthand of the trade easily and without guilt. I think this would be the upside of a writer's conference, the whole shared experience thing.

 
At 20/7/06 8:57 PM, Cherry Magic Sheryl said...

gatorperson come talk to me on yahoo. sopf101@yahoo.ca for info on a new drug for neurological pain.

Bob does this mean you are going to schmooze at the conferences? Or are you still standing with that tree on your head? Don't worry I won't say anything bad about you. I LOOOOve you and Jenny too. I look forward to meeting you and learning from you both in New Jersey.

Thanks for the advice on how to behave but my grandmother beat you to it. I always try to be nice to everybody. You never know who knows your mother. /.)

blue hcyfoc

Hey! Crusie's yec's fabulous on cruises.

nope red ojwytgvx

Ordinarily Crusie writes yec to give victims Xpression.

 
At 20/7/06 9:26 PM, Lulu said...

Bob,
Can you pitch that book to anyone else but Dell? Or do they have an exclusive to that series?

I'm hoping to attend the Surrey Writers Conference in October. I hope you & Jenny keep it on your schedules.

Thanks for the conference tips. I've been to a tech writer conference, but that's a different brew of writers -- much more concerned about plain language, computer tools and technical fiddly bits (yes, that's a technical term).

amyhq - And might you have quiche?

 
At 20/7/06 9:27 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

I made that comment to gatorperson, Bob and Jenny. cherry magic sheryl had used my computer to make a comment and forgot to switch it back. Tsk Tsk

Sorry you people missed dinner. Don't know what I am going to do with 50 extra steaks and enough salad to feed an army.Great fresh rolls too. Those I can freeze. The steaks I can eat over the summer but the salad???

Sheryl says Ky likes salad. Ky likes everything. He is Sheryl's Australian Shepherd dog and he does like everything. At one time his favorite dish was antique furniture liberally rubbed with Frank's Louisiana Hot Sauce. If it is edible he will eat it. Cast iron stomach. /.D

blue syabsrts

Serious yeccers allow Bob some really tantalizing secrets.

 
At 20/7/06 10:00 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

Scope Dope - posted explanation on previous blog. Please don't make me repeat it. I'm exhausted.

aptjjn: Scope Dope's address. Its right next door to apt. jjm (which explains why we couldn't find it)

 
At 20/7/06 10:04 PM, Jen-t said...

SDCB - Yes, sorry i missed dinner, but I did color my gray roots, so yeah me. Yeah, did it myself, I know, i get pedicures and manicures all the time, but I won't go to the hair dresser. Go figure. And you ask why do I post this, because it's a part of getting ready for Nationals!

I pulled down the big suitcase, printed off like a dozen names of people I'm supposed to find. Of course, i'm going to get people all confused, since I can't keep my kids, husband and brotehr straight. My DH called, he annoyed me and I called him by my brothers name. And, I call my brother by my DH's name all the time, when he gets on my nerves. Weird, I know.

I've highlighted all the workshops I want to attened. I've penciled in agent and editor appoitment and all my voluntering infomation. I think I have Volunteer tatooed to my forhead or something.

Okay, for someone who doesn't get nervous, I'm kind of wigging out here.

Maybe I should go kayaking or something. Oh, never mind, it's dark and I don't do water at night. Silly me.

rzhsz - oh for cying out loud, I can't think.

 
At 20/7/06 10:17 PM, Jen-t said...

So Bob, I was thinking - I know, I shouldn't do that too often, but hey, whatever. Anyway, here's my thought, since you are driving you could like swing by the airport and pick me up. I mean there are lots of sharks out there. And I hate cabs almost as much as I hate swimming at night. Had a bad experience in Jamacia once with a cabbie. Thought I was gonna die, no joke, very weird experience. Anyway, just a thought.

biabgs - bob it's all aBout giggleS

 
At 20/7/06 10:21 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

jen-t just came from your blog. CMS said "She thinks that's what 40 looks like. THIS is what forty looks like. I don't want to be friends with her. No wonder she has a vibrating bed. I don't know why the kids are in there." Then we went to Dee's blog and it was more of the same.

She is just kidding. That is CMS's way of saying you are both beautiful. I concur. If we are seen together in New Jersey just tell everyone I am your GRANDMOTHER. I do go to the hairdresser but I leave the gray in.

red exjbi

Eureka Xavier. Jenny & Bob investigate.

 
At 20/7/06 10:29 PM, Jen-t said...

SDCB - you are sweet, but that picture was taken 10 pounds ago and 3 years ago. I should update it. I was only 37 in that picture and about 10-15 pounds lighter. This 40 thing really did a number on my weight. I've lost three pounds, but thats it. My mom said it hit her at 40 too, although I think my mom is beautiful and at 70, even with the gray, I still hope I look like her at 70. Odd, I pull picture of her at my age and I realize how much I do look like her, but I think she's much prettier than me. I look at my daughter, who everyone says looks just like me, and think, how did I end up with such a beautiful kid.

Anyway, my husband does photography on the side and he's going to do some new pictures of me. Maybe I'll have them in NJ and you all can choose which one I should put on the web.

Again, thanks. Oh - and NJ, I'll tell everyone you're my twin, I'm sure no will be able to tell us apart!

mtoklzsx - moot took over killzone, lazy shane, x-ray

 
At 20/7/06 10:31 PM, Jen-t said...

Okay everyone, get you mind out of the gutter - not those kind of pictures, geez.

nihgtlg - nope, it hits giggles till lightning goes

 
At 20/7/06 10:40 PM, djr said...

MCB - have you read the 1st books in the Area 51 series yet? Gotta read those before you get to The Sphinx and The Grail. One leads to the other and you don't want to jump in the middle.

 
At 20/7/06 10:47 PM, Anonymous said...

Jen-T
I searched every post to find where you posted the comment with your email addy for those going to National and I can't %&^$#@ find it. I had a foot out the door (for my hair appt. pre-National, I refuse to do my own roots) (grin) and didn't write it down.
I've had a mani and pedi now I just need the Brazilian wax and ... just kidding. Ouch. I am, seriously ... just kidding. Ouch, ouch, slap, stop that, slap, slap. Ouch. But then again, if I'm going to be whoring around in hottubs with Moot ...
Tomorrow I'm getting a massage because I was determined to lose 20 pounds and brought a treadmill, was going great guns and one day decided to read a book while walking. I fell off the treadmill, sprained my ankle, tore a tendon, and even though it's almost better, I threw my back out because I sat watching a movie with my foot elevated too high. So for three weeks I've been babying the back. Sigh.

And the bottom line, my bottom line is bigger. (grin)

Bob, why so chipper? You sound almost like a real human being, all of this talk of socializing and not staying in your room and eating cold pizza, and re-writing. Geez. Maybe we could even shout you to a beer in the bar? But then again, if J-T is coming it could get a bit rowdy. We'll have to re-think the whole thing. Don't want to embarrass you or anything. But just in case, why don't you pack your dancing shoes?
rg
ifhrvfy
I feel hrvfy (it's the 20 llbs I didn't lose)

 
At 20/7/06 11:01 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

RG: ROFLMAO! What a creative series of excuses. Reasons, I meant reasons. Your foot was elevated too high? *SNORT* Next thing we know, you'll be saying you can't Moot-sit as promised because, because-- I'm sure you'll think of something good. Don't worry, you can hang out with me. I didn't lose 20 lbs either. But I have lost 10 since Dec, just not recently. I must have fallen while reading. Yeah. That was it.

I don't think we have to worry about JJ getting rowdy. Sounds like she is going to dissolve into a puddle of nerves any minute now and won't even make it to Atlanta. Awfully hard to board a plane in that condition, makes security think you're carrying explosives.

Bob has dancing shoes? Now there is a Kodak moment just waiting to happen. No. Seriously. I just can't imagine. Stop. That hurts my brain.

bw

isjfqumm: blogger can't picture it either

 
At 20/7/06 11:21 PM, Jen-t said...

Okay - you people make me laugh. Um, can't believe I'm going to make this announcement, but um, yeah, OUCH on that Brazilain wax. don't ask how I know, I'm not telling.

And, I get searched every damn time I fly. My DH says it's because I'm so cute, oh yeah, he's sweet, not! I think it's because I hate to fly, and when I get nervous I get loud and obnoxious and say stupid stuff. Okay, I do that anyway, but crap, I hate to fly almost as much as I hate jaws.

Okay, now on to a nice subject - dancing. you all remember I teach dance, right? No, I'm not a stripper! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter, the name isn't abigal and I've never wanted to be a nun! Ever.

So, I'm game to get Bob out on the dance floor! Bring those dancing shoes! Let's boogie!

gefscay - gay elf fighting sticky clowns at yahoo.

(okay, I crack myself up, yep, nervous engery! Calgon, take me away!)

 
At 20/7/06 11:25 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

What was that noise? Really? Huh. So that's what it sounds like when a guy hits the door running.

JJ dear, be gentle.

bw


how appropriate, I got a visual verification

 
At 20/7/06 11:30 PM, Jen-t said...

Oh, almost forgot, the e-mail is jtalty@talty.com. But my blog is linked to my web, which has my e-mail, so you can always find me. You know, I tell my kids not to do crap like this, and here i go giving out personal information. Geez, not good. And my hair came out great! Love it, no more grays.

But since we are on the subject, I was a little disappointed with my pedicure becuase the girl who does it didn't have my favorite color - Kinky in Helsinki. I had to make due with Outback Aphridisiac.

Okay, so maybe I'll bring my pole and dance, um, maybe not. I have a great dance story.

Okay, I teach dance to like 3,4 and 5 year olds, just during the day while my kids are in school. Anyway, I ran into on of my students at the mall with her dad. I was with my husband. Anyway, the dad said, "Oh, Ms. Jenn, I didn't recoginize you with your clothes on." Both my husband and I started cracking up. It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard! At least my husband got it, it took the dad about five minutes to figure out what we were laughing at, then he turned like five shades of red and tried to explain what he meant to my husband.

My life is a comic strip, I tell you.

rgxmbueh - run, go, xaiver, move Bob under evergreen hedge.

Man, I'm good. (okay, maybe the hair color has gotten to me)

 
At 20/7/06 11:34 PM, Jen-t said...

BCB - be gentle? me? Geez, like that takes all the fun out of it.

jpcooc - jen pokes crocks on other coin

(I think it's the allergy meds I'm taking. They've taken over my normally steady personality and turned me into this... maybe the clowns are coming.)

 
At 21/7/06 12:24 AM, talpianna said...

I hope Bob has the tree on his head--Jenny's vultures will need a place to perch. We'll still be able to recognize him by the Kokopelli socks he's wearing with his dancing shoes.

axwhee -- Tal does her famous Lizzie Borden imitation.

nixoha -- Once again, Orange hands rejects my offer of employment, angrily.

 
At 21/7/06 12:37 AM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

Okay, it sounds like you people are going to have a great time in Atlanta. Somebody take a laptop. We can't be missing some of the most vocal people on the blog. We will just have Dee, Zaza and mcb to keep us going. BCB who will we have to tell off the "bad guys"? You did that so well. Have a great time and take notes. Tell us all about Bob and Jenny's workshop.

mcb I think you qualify as a writer. What do you think that bit about missing our dinner was? That was writing. And it was hilarious. ROFLMAO

We went on the New Jersey site and I just realized that I didn't see Bob's name there. Isn't he going to New Jersey? I hope he is. I will talk nicely to and about you Bob, if you go to New Jersey. I Promise.

red ptfhsen

Painting those few hairs (jen-t)seems especially nice.

green nihrm

National is high romance, Mayer.

 
At 21/7/06 12:42 AM, Mary said...

Hey, someone bring one of them there digital cameras, so we poor deprived ones can live vicariously!

yrybgd - y, really, y b good?

 
At 21/7/06 12:47 AM, Nanaimo G said...

Information needed for a non-writer. Surrey is not too far for me and as B&J will be there I'd love to go. Does one [I love writing that make me feel so pretentious}have to belong to RWA?
I saw a mention about meal tickets fot relatives could I qualify? I could be someones granny. I looked up the site and Anne Perry will be there I'd like to meet her for sure. Copious explanations welcome [trying to sound like a writer].

 
At 21/7/06 1:51 AM, Anonymous said...

Does one [I love writing that make me feel so pretentious}have to belong to RWA?

Hi nanaimo g. The Surrey conference is for general fiction, while there are some agents and editors interested in acquiring romances it is not the same as an RWA conference (which is all about romance.) I can't tell you much about it as I've never been but I've heard it is very well structured.
rg
dwiziay
the feeling I get when I drink too much wine

 
At 21/7/06 7:40 AM, DownUnderGal said...

Bob, am so happy your #1 was about volunteers. Speaking as someone who is organising the Oz National in 3 weeks time, I appreciate it. I am sooo convinced there is going to be a series of disasters totally beyond my control and the whole thing will be a flop and we wont make any money and everyone will be carrying an axe and wearing a hood and baying for my blood. Despite 12 months of intricate, interfering-with-my- writing organisation.
I will be the one rocking in a corner somewhere - just feed me alcohol and keep going. Take note rg.

Scope dope - what is an Australian shepherd? Is that a blue heeler?

For those of you going to Atlanta, we have some RWAust people there. Seek them out and say Hi. They'll love it. There is a Karen Schwatrz who recently was signed with Avon after 20 odd years of submitting and ended up in a 3 way bidding war!!! - she's our Oz National MC and she'll be the one with the huge grin on her face - obviously! Go and give her a big Cherry welcome.
And we have Anne Gracie and Lilian Darcy and Marion Lennox and Bron Jameison all nominated for RITA's. Lilian has a med (which is my line) and another category as well. Bron has 3 noms. If a med wins, it'l be huge for my line as we only go direct into the US market. Marion Lennox won it in ?2004 I think - she's a med writer -but she won it for a sweet line, as she writes for both. But us med girls are very proud of her.

Wish I could be there. SFCisco 08 -I'll be there with bells on.

vxvnfgp - sounds like a vaccination for malaria

 
At 21/7/06 8:34 AM, MLR said...

Re: the post. It always surprises me that people need to be reminded to be nice and polite. *boggles*

As for rejection, I was reading Jane Yolen's blog one day, and she mentioned a recent rejection as well. I don't know why it surprises me, but it does somewhat. Logically writers continue to get rejections, but somehow you just don't imagine it happening to the professionals.

 
At 21/7/06 8:44 AM, Bryan said...

First of all, I'd like to thank all of Da Bombs for the warm welcome on the previous post. Oddly, after reading the last two weeks worth of He Said, She said and all of January and February, I'd never actually read any of the comments.

I was taken a little by surprise (not that there's anything wrong with that).

While I appreciate the invitation to bring along my evil twin, Gabby is my muse, and having just recovered from a period where she wouldn't talk to me (it was my fault) I'd like to stay on good terms with her.

When my evil twin is around, people tend to die. Hence we keep him locked in the basement most of the time. Thanks again for the welcome.

yahqsa - Yet another hopeful quester seeking authorhood.

bjw

 
At 21/7/06 8:49 AM, Lynn said...

Interesting take on conferences. I particularly liked the comment made about introverts pretending to be extroverts (might have been on the previous post). Conferences are a necessary evil for many professions. You do have to talk to people and do a lot of schmoozing; it can be exhausting. Some folks find it exhilerating, but I'm always longing for a bit of peace and quiet at some point during the festivities.

"You never know who you’re talking to, so be nice to everyone." Truer words ...

Hope everyone has a blast. Have a beverage for me, giggle joyously with each other, attend a session or two (yes, you have to) and take lots of compromising photos.

 
At 21/7/06 8:57 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

Oooh, a man who can apologize when it's his fault (and isn't it just always?). Welcome to you too, Gabby, didn't mean to leave you out.

Um, Bryan, that evil twin, does he work on commission? Not that I'm necessarily planning anything, you know. Just asking. Nothing wrong with a little death and destruction if it's got the proper motivation. And direction.

BTW, please don't start reading the backlog of comments, or engage in any other foolish behaviour, for that matter. We've lost too many new CB's that way. Really. And oh yeah, we're not "Da Bombs," silly. We're CB's. And now so are you.

bw

 
At 21/7/06 11:02 AM, mcb said...

Wow you guys have been busy.

DJR - I fully intend to read all the Area 51s but I was specifically looking for audios to download and of Bob's I could only find the two.

Dee - don't believe anything BCB says ... remember? She's paranoid.

All those CBs storming Atlanta. And they thought the Union army was bad.

D.U.G. - That whole rebelling thing? You mostly get over it. Mostly. Okay a tiny tendency to go nananananana, but we mostly keep that in check. Mostly.

Jen - at the moment my toes are "A Rose at Dawn, Broke by Noon." I also like "The Lifeguard Makes Me Blush." For New Jersey I'll be breaking out an old favorite "Cha-Ching Cherry!"

vutka: Not as good as tequila but when in Russia ...

 
At 21/7/06 11:06 AM, glamour-geek said...

mary sez: Hey, someone bring one of them there digital cameras, so we poor deprived ones can live vicariously!

YES PLEASE! Someone take pix and maybe Dee or someone with a blog can post them for us to see?

Bryan (and Gabby): Hail and well met! Always nice to have a little more testosterone about the place. And another opinion. On just about everything. So what's your favorite brownie recipe? (ok, that's a reference to comments past and really for your own protection and sanity you should not go back and read them all).

I rather like us being Da Bombs, at least sometimes as a variation on CBs.

I can barely keep up with you CBs lately. I've been running around literally at bootcamp, figuratively doing other things, and I get back and you've posted so much that all I can do is skim. Gosh we're prolific!

Talpianna: tree on head, kokopelli socks and dancing shoes. Clearly a serious fashion violation. For anyone but Bob.

And on that note, I'm going to a sample sale after bootcamp and shopping my little heart out with my favorite shopping buddy. Whether we buy anything is a completely different issue...

My toes are currently Deer Valley Spice. Well, not the whole toes. Just the nails.

 
At 21/7/06 11:07 AM, glamour-geek said...

Poor Bob. Now we're talking about nail polish (or nail varnish, for our Brits...what is is in Australia?) colors.

 
At 21/7/06 11:17 AM, Bryan said...

B.C.B.

I apologize all the time... even if it's not my fault. It's just safer that way, plus, usually it turns out that it really is my fault anyway.

And the evil twin... he doesn't really work on commission... he just collects favors. I think Gabby's started talking to him though since she recently suggested that she, um... "take care of a few problems" on her own. Not sure I want to know what that means, but I have a feeling I'm going to find out.

No worries RE: the comment backlog. I have a day job and still would like some time to write... you know, every now and then.

I've always wanted to be a CB. No, really.

fliekgd - God of Flieks?

bjw

 
At 21/7/06 11:23 AM, Bryan said...

glamour-geek,

I'll have you know I'm rather a good cook... as long as there is chili powder and/or meat involved in it somehow. Now have you ever had Mexican Brownies with Dos Equis?

fxsef - That's some mixed-up sex, Dude.

 
At 21/7/06 12:16 PM, K.L. said...

Hi All,
I have been off at a conference myself. Not a writer's conference but one for schools and special needs kids. Not as fun as RWA I'm thinking, but good anyway. I'm not a teacher, but a parent of a deaf child, and I got to be on a parent's panel. It is fun to be on the other side of the table for once. I don't tend to have problems socializing. Give me a microphone and I'm happy to talk. Just not sing. Where was I? Oh yes. A bunch of us went to dinner together and I saw Chicken Marsalas on the menu. I had never had it, so of course Min came to mind. It was delicious. Thanks Jenny.

Please post pics and stories from Nationals. I will bask in the virtual limelight of all my favorite people (authors). Readers love to hang out with writers.

 
At 21/7/06 1:05 PM, Jen-t said...

Hello everyone! Finally got internet back. It had gone down late last night and just came back on about a 1/2 hour ago. I've got like 200 e-mails to get to.

Glad everyone has great looking toes. DH just bought a few new toe rings, how sweet. I think he's feeling bad for saying I was shlucking my responsibilites as a parent for taking off next week, leaving him to deal with the masses all by his little self. Hmmm, I don't leave until Tuesday afternoon (Um, Bob, what about that ride?) I have a college student driving the kids around on Wednesday, Thursday the kids are going to there cousins cottage, where my husband will met up with them on Friday where they will stay until saturday, then Sunday, I come home. Gee, I think I took care of everything, didn't I.

Now I have to deal with the shoe issue. Again, missing a female X thing because I'm not a shoe nut. Actually, I don't like shoes and prefer foot-thongs, or better yet, barefoot. So, need to find some shoes. I think I'll steal some from my daughter, she's got a thing for shoes.

I'm starting to freak a little about this conference, not sure why, but I am.

Talk soon.

 
At 21/7/06 1:13 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

bryan you don't have to apologize here unless you make a grammar mistake. That is just short of murder for punishment. We teach Latin, English, Spanish Cologne Girl could probably throw in some German. She found a great coffee recipe called "Siberian Dutchman". We give recipes. Whatever you want you can find it here. Most importantly, Bob and Jenny can teach you a lot first then we get our crack at you. /.)

obbtqmq

Obviously Bob's busted to quote Mayer quorrectly. (Hey, cheating is allowed remember.)

 
At 21/7/06 1:53 PM, Jen-t said...

So Bryan - what color are you toes? Just kidding.

I hope I'm not like saying something I'm not supposed to be saying, but at the PRO retreat I will be annoucing the Mentor of the Year award, not to mention Bob and Jenny will be there, but I just though I'd share, now you all know why I'm wigging out. Me, make an announcement. I'll trip over my freaking words. I'll say "orgasm" instead of "organism" And yes, I did that in science class once. So embarrassing. Okay, so if you are at nationals, go to the Pro Retreat, if only to laugh at me. No seriously, I could use a freindly face or two.

And um Bob, what about that ride?

icky violets noting drool round bob.

 
At 21/7/06 2:28 PM, glamour-geek said...

Bryan: Mexican brownies sound great, but no chili pepper for me. I'm mildly allergic to all the capsicum family, so green, bell, jalapeno, chili, etc. are all out.

Though somehow sweet paprika is just fine. *shrug*

Meat. Ok. I'm omnivorous.

We had spaghetti with...I forget who...the other day, when should we all show up at your place for BBQ? :) And one of these days I'll make Chinese food for all of us.

Virtually.

So tell us what you write. We're nosy. Even those of us who don't write fiction.

amzycheh: a town in Armenia?

 
At 21/7/06 2:41 PM, Jen-t said...

Bryan - nice blog. My DH is a photo nut. I'm not allowed to even touch his cameras. But he takes great pictures of our kids and we've decorated the house basically with great photos of all the sports my kids play. I have a million albums (which I'm not allowed to touch) of great memories.

Although, he's letting me take his old digital camera to Atlanta. Gee, isn't that nice of him. Men and their toys.

 
At 21/7/06 2:50 PM, Lynn said...

Jen-T said: "Although, he's letting me take his old digital camera to Atlanta."

Ah-hah! Someone with a camera.

Isn't there some kind of underground shopping mall in Atlanta? I remember reading last year about a brand new acquarium opening there as well.

 
At 21/7/06 3:48 PM, Jen-t said...

Lynn - The last time I took his old camera, I couldn't figure out how the heck to use it. So you'll have to help. Not sure if the mall is underneath, or right next to it.

We go to Ottawa, Canada every year for hockey between Christmas and News Years (except this year, boo hoo, Love that city) anyway, where we stay is above a little mall. It's great.

dfdrq - dog frolicing dagwood right quick

 
At 21/7/06 4:20 PM, Lynn said...

It's amazing how reading and yakking on blogs can help avoid work I should be doing and just don't feel like doing. Hey, it's Friday. A time honored tradition of slacking off a bit needs to be addressed.

Jen-T - If it's a "real" camera, aka one that is beyond the point, click, and a little bit of zoom category, I won't be much assistance. I got a digital last year, to take to a conference oddly enough, and it's idiot proof. Really. I can take many photos, annoy everyone by saying "go stand over there so I can take a picture," delete what looks bad, print out only what I want, and post incriminating photos on the web. It's win-win.

Sounds like there is method to your hubby's madness: "Sure honey, you can use the camera. (Gets points for generosity.) I just won't show you how." Genius. Bloody, genius. ;- )

Bob, here's hoping you make great publishing contacts in Atlanta. You know we want to read what you write, so someone will surely be brilliant enough to understand that concept as well. I can only imagine one thing worse than the stress and hope of being published the first time; the additional pressure to continue being published. We send positive blog vibes your way and hope for a squirrel or two in Atlanta for you to commune with as needed.

 
At 21/7/06 4:54 PM, Jen-t said...

Lynn - this camera is point and click digital and I can't figure out how to use the stupid thing. Idiot proof, isn't Jen Proof, really, that's where the nickname Jupiter Jen came in, well, not really, but kind of.

Ah, the stress of selling your first book. Just did that. It was stressful, but not as stressful as submitting them your second book and waiting to hear if they are going to pick that one up too. Now that is pressure. I keep thinking, oh god, they are going to hate it and that will be it. Yeah, a little stressed over it. The whole decision making process, doing it without an agent, still trying to get an agent, trying to justify the money I'm spending to DH, yadda, yadda, yadda. Oh, and my favorite black pants, have a flipping hole in them. Not to mention my daughter is getting all of a sudden snippy with her shoes. "No, Mom! Those are mine, you can't borrow them." I say, "But I paid for them, and you don't even wear them." she says, "I wore them once, and you bought them for me." I say, "Yeah, well stop borrowing my t-shirts." She says, "Well get me new ones and stay away from my shoes!" yeah, I'll win, I always do, but she's not going to speak to me for a week - oh, I'll be gone, okay that works. Geez, there're just shoes!

 
At 21/7/06 5:04 PM, Lynn said...

4:55, that last boy better print out his stuff ASAP or he'll be one very unhappy camper.

They aren't just shoes. Please. I was never able to borrow any of my sister's or mom's shoes, I wear a 7 and they wear 8 or 9. To me, borrowing shoes is kind of like borrowing underwear. Ick. (Sorry for the visual).

Go get a new pair of slacks. Of course that will lead to shoes, a purse, and maybe jewelry. Compelled to ask, how old is the daughter? (I'm sure you've mentioned, but my mind is seeping this afternoon.)

4:59 and shutting off the computer. Woo-hoo.

 
At 21/7/06 5:10 PM, Bryan said...

jen-t said: "So Bryan - what color are you toes?" AND "nice blog."

My toenail polish depends on what I'm wearing. I try to coordinate.

And thanks for the comment about the blog. I just started it in May when I decided it was time to get serious about writing, but I talk about my photography work fairly frequently since that is my other passion.

glamour-geek said: "but no chili pepper for me." AND "So tell us what you write."

I do some killer Italian (I can even make my own conchiglie from scratch (that's the shell pasta (can you tell I like to talk parenthetically?))), too. And of course just about anything you want on the grill from tuna steaks to chicken breast or New York Strips.

RE: the writing... it's a bit odd to say still... but I write mostly contemporary romance. I do have one WIP that could be classified as a historical fantasy paranormal romance though.

ubvfz - under brown velvet fuzz (I don't think I'm very good at this part yet)

 
At 21/7/06 5:10 PM, Anonymous said...

DUG - Australian Shepherds are medium sized, medium coated dogs who lived in Australia for precisely twenty minutes before moving to North America with the shepherds who brought them from Europe. They have no real connection to Australia. Here Blue (and Red) heelers are also known as Australian Cattle Dogs.

To do a little bragging, this guy is from my mom's kennel:

http://www.holesome.com/debern/our_kennel/topper/topper.htm

Angie Office Wench Cherry

 
At 21/7/06 5:31 PM, Jen-t said...

Lynn - my daughter just turned 15. We both have a size 10 foot. No, we are not that tall, five foot seven and she's like five six. But we have big feet, bubble butts (that's what my dad called it) and no chest. LaFavre wouldn't like me much.

As far as the new pants, well I hate shopping, so I pulled out the sewing machine. No big deal, just frustrating. Again, missing that shopping, jewlery, shoe female chromosome or something. Although I am a nut about make-up. I never, not even to excersize, leave my house without my face on. I know, I'm an odd duck, but that's why I hang out here.

Oh, and not to gross you out anymore, my daughter started stealing my bras! Now that is a little werid, even for me.

Bryan - you should really get a toe color that goes with just about everything. Of course I pretty much wear black or brown, so Kinky in Helsinki works, but it also fits my personality. No, not elaborating, just ask this group about the vibrating bed.

And, contemporary romances are good, but what is this historical paranormal thing? Does it have vamps and nuns. Go find those posts from Bob, very funny.

 
At 21/7/06 5:53 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

anonymous angie tried three time to go to the site you gave but could not log on. I saw the home page but not the dog you wanted us to see.

cherry magic sheryl's Ky is a medium sized dog with half a black face and the other half gray with black spots. His body is similarly coloured. He is soft as angel hair with a Long coat of mixed gray with black spots or like his legs, just black. Not a very good description. CMS could do better. He is part Australian (20 minutes worth)Shepherd and I think the other part is Border Collie. He is a lovely dog.

Bryanvisited your blog. Liked your piece on the rule. First rule should be ALWAYS listen to your muse, Gabby. She will tell you what she is doing. Jen-t is not joking about the vibrating bed although the rest of us have been joking about it for quite awhile. Sorry you missed it.

rg stop running around getting ready for Nationals and read this. It is important. I would NEVER forget to invite you to dinner. You must have a lax post office. I sent your invitation out with all the rest. Of course, no one else showed up either. They had all kinds of s***ty excuses but I was devastated. I had a big sign out front "Scope Dope's House", which intrigued the neighbours but no one came except two guys thinking I had sights for automatic weapons. Bob must have sent them. Bob and Jenny didn't show up either so you didn't miss anything but my illustrious company. /.(

Jen-t, bcb, rg and whomever else is going to Nationals, please take note of the dress and let me know what I should be wearing with my eyepatch, in New Jersey. Oh, I forgot. I could just ask cherry magic sheryl since she went before. Uh Duh!

green bwiyk

Bob writes impressive yec 4 killers.

 
At 21/7/06 6:41 PM, Anonymous said...

SDCB said: rg stop running around getting ready for Nationals and read this. It is important. I would NEVER forget to invite you to dinner.

Damn post office. Whew! *wipes sweaty brow* thank goodness for that, I just hate the B list. (grin)

Bryan, love your website and your thoughtful ponderings.

And Jen, my nail color is Magnifico Mexico, because I have to bring my browns and tans and whites because I can't get my fat ass into the black, even though I hear from MJPutney that black is the thing because of the New York connection.
Well, not that I know more than MJP, she is quite amazing, but in my opinion a book was never bought because of what you wore, or how you looked, or smiled, or worked the room. It's all in the details.

If the story is good it will sell, if it sucks it doesn't matter what you wear. Soooo, I'm wearing brown and I'm painting my nails orange and I'm hanging out in the bar with Moot ... oops, don't tell J&B, I'm not sure if Moot is underage. It's just too darn hot for the hottub, plus you know I don't do the bathing suit in public, because of the F.A. referred to above.
I'll need some company though, so I'm taking Moot drinking, hate going to the bar alone, you never know who might be sitting in a dark corner with a tree on their head ... polishing their dancing shoes with a cocktail napkin.
rg
hamkg
ham, kilograms of ham

 
At 21/7/06 6:50 PM, dee said...

Conscripted CB says...Dee: so jealous about lunch- would have been in general but after you started yammering about "Kudzu" and I got hooked (I will get you for that) I'm really jealous--

That's too funny! Yeah, I had a blast. I really can't say enough good things about JJ, she went way above and beyond what I expected. I was more than pleasantly surprised! I mean, I'm standing there trying not to yap away about how I had FIVE books for her to sign, and telling her what names to put on what books, and she just pops out with something like "So me and a friend are going to grab linch after this. Wanna join us?" I don't even know what I said, something like "Are you serious?!" // And I'd say "Sorry" for getting you hooked on FTK, but really, I can't, because I think it's my favorite blog besides this one and Charity's. That woman has a seriously twisted sense of humor! // And I think I fixed the comments, so you should be good now. Please stop by again and let me know if it works!!

SDCB said...Then we went to Dee's blog and it was more of the same... That is CMS's way of saying you are both beautiful. I concur.

And that is EXACTLY why I just love you both!! YOu say the sweetest things. In that stupid pic, I look so darned goofy! We were doing this "1,2,3 Betty" thing, and it just made me laugh. Then my camera phone was doing this stupid delay, so the good poses didn't even get taken. Plus, we'd just finished eating, and I hadn't slept in forever! Trust me, not one of my better pics. But JJ looks fabulous. And I had a blast. Thanks for the comments!!

 
At 21/7/06 6:56 PM, dee said...

Ok, when I wrote "JJ" up there, I meant Joshilyn Jackson, not our JJ/JT/whatever-her-name-is-this-week. Except when i said that "JJ loks fabulous", you could take that to mean Joshilyn (because she DOES!!) OR you could take that to mean OUR JJ/JT(jen-t right now) because DAMN woman, you're 40? And where the heck did you hids those extra pouds you're complaining about? Get over it already, you're beautiful!

 
At 21/7/06 7:13 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Tortuous
Hideous
Tedious
Bilious
Vacuous
Gratuitous
Hazardous
Ponderous
After a while they all look the same-ous

In case you were curious about my day at work, while you all were over here playing.

Fractious: me, for most of the day

Joyous: me, now that it’s over

bryan: I'm glad to hear you've had lots of practice apologizing; you can do it for me the next time I offend someone. Pay attention, it's bound to happen at any time. Will keep in mind the exchange of favors thing. Never know when certain info might come in handy. And don't let Scope Dope scare you about grammar. Geez. If we don't mess up grammar and spelling and cultural contexts we just aren't happy with ourselves.

JJ: Your DH wears toe rings? Wow. And really, if I were you I wouldn't be worried about saying "orgasm" by mistake -- it's the reverse you should worry about. You know, in the middle of a really steamy scene and you write that he gave her an organism. Kind of ruins the mood.

Scope Dope: I will pay attention to the attire in Atlanta for you. Not. I tell you what, if all these big shot writers don't stop telling me what to wear and how to act I'm just going to stay home. And sulk.

Although I do have one question, Bob. Ok, two questions, but they're related. It's kind of an etiquette issue and you might not be the best person to ask, but since you are the one who is so worried about us embarrassing you, I figured you'd know:

In the hotel, do they have spittoons strategically placed in ALL the meeting rooms or just in the lobby, and should one bring extra hankies just in case? And is it considered impolite to offer a wad of chew to an editor one has just met or should one wait until said personage is good and drunk?

I am so leery of committing a faux pas so I'd really appreciate your advice. Thanks.

bw

wqmememg: writers query: me, me, mg?

 
At 21/7/06 7:19 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

And BTW guys, I am NOT going to paint my nails. Not any of them. I have enough to worry about what with all this enforced shopping and behaving and being nice all the damn time.

I even tried out a few "yes sirs" with my boss today. I'll have you know I almost got fired.

Had no idea this was going to be so traumatic.

bw

 
At 21/7/06 7:26 PM, talpianna said...

MEMO TO THOSE WHO HAVE READ ANGELS FALL BY NORA ROBERTS AND HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING IT HERE:

I've opened a discussion thread on it over at the Lunatic Cafe, with the questions you've been asking and one of my own. Come on down!

http://forums.delphiforums.com/LunaticCafe/start

lnrfg -- Love Nora Roberts! Freakin' great!

 
At 21/7/06 7:31 PM, DownUnderGal said...

GG - we call nail polish, nail polish down here. Although if you said nail varnish we'd know what you were talking about too.

Thanks office wench for the Australian shepherd explanation

Didn't get those words written last night - spent an hour and a half blogging here instead. Well, nothing like wasting a sunny Saturday on the computer. The kids aren't so thrilled about Mummy's writng career ;-)

cdbrrng - cherry/da bombs, really nice normals girls

 
At 21/7/06 7:42 PM, DownUnderGal said...

Oh yes Jen-t, second book syndrome is a very real and horrible condition. You spend the entire thinking - they're going to hate it....worse, they're going to realise they made a mistake the first time and withdraw their contract on that too....I'm such a fraud....their going to laugh and send me a you've-got-to-be-kidding email....
But believe this - they bought your first because they loved it and they knew they could sell it and they want to buy more because their invested in you and believe in your abilities - even if you dont ;-).
Good luck. Sending Cherry thoughts your way.

zbusvgjw - forget it - too busy

 
At 21/7/06 7:57 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

BCB - Oh my Bob ... I hadn't even considered spitoons! Good thing I'm not gonna be in Atlanta. And yeah be really worried about what you wear guys because you know Bob the fashion plate will be there. Of course he's Bob, life of the party with the tree on his head and all. That might make a difference.

And speaking of trees on heads ... I was wondering if anyone else had read LH's "Cover Of Night" and spotted our GAM?

Bryan, you're allowed bad grammar and typos. In fact we relish bad grammar and typos. But be prepared to put up with some serious razzing (or as the CBs put it "lamb blasting". Slip up around this bunch and you hear about it forever.

Dee: thanks for the explanation. I mean I know that OUR JJ is a famous author now and all, but I had not heard she was doing signings just yet. Howsomever, Jen, dear, looking forward to next June and telling people I know you.

ofjpk: Officially funny, Jenny puns killingly.

 
At 21/7/06 8:01 PM, glamour-geek said...

SDCB sez: I had a big sign out front "Scope Dope's House", which intrigued the neighbours but no one came except two guys thinking I had sights for automatic weapons.

Actually, they were thinking they could score some drugs... ;)

DUG: thanks for the answer re: nail polish/varnish. I was quite curious when I started to think about it. Because, well, I'm the gal who doesn't write fiction but once seriously considered writing a cultural history of nail polish. Because I wanted to read one and there wasn't one out there.

Did you know that the ancient Egyptians used henna on their nails? At least it looks that way on the mummy cases and sculptures! And that Chinese royalty had extra long nails as an indication that they didn't have to do manual labor? This stuff is really, really cool. I once spent an afternoon zipping around the British Museum looking at the fingernails on all sorts of art to see which cultures made a big deal of fingernails and which didn't. See, cultural history of nail polish, ancient Egypt to the present. Fascinating. It tells you so much about social class and interpretations of beauty and dyes, etc. etc.

Geek, indeed! :)

 
At 21/7/06 8:01 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

MCB: Actually, someone (sorry, can't remember who) had mentioned it a while back -- said that Ms. Howard had stolen our GAM and put him in her book. I guess that's one way to get into print. (oh Bob, you know I'm kidding) I haven't read it yet.

bw

 
At 21/7/06 8:05 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

G-G: Thanks. Now I'm lacking in both polish and culture. My day keeps getting better.

bw

dyoplzf: dye your own PLZF!

 
At 21/7/06 8:11 PM, Louis said...

DUG...

Anon described Austalian Shepards pretty close..some say there is a remote strain of Dingo in them.

We have had three of them...the first was an absolute gem...very inteligent.
He had a look of the Dingo about the face. He was a lean entergetic dog.
The second one was lazy and plump.
The third and current is highly inteligent, but is extremely stubborn and very protective of DW.

In all, good dogs.


teoufjc green

thats enough of useful facts, Jenny cares

 
At 21/7/06 8:14 PM, glamour-geek said...

BCB: you can't be lacking in culture. You have a whole TV station!

Bryan: you were born in my current city of residence! Greetings from the Oaklandish.

BTW, Australian shepards are one of my favorite breeds.

vodzsolo: the aria of an Ostrogoth invader.

 
At 21/7/06 8:18 PM, Jen-t said...

SDCB - Don't stress over what to wear, as someone pointed out up above, it doesn't really matter. We love you just the way you are! This coming from a woman who actually went shopping, bought a bunch of stuff, came home decided it was all crap and is taking half of it back. God, I hate shopping. It would be so much easier if the world either walked around naked (okay, maybe not) or in sweets and a t-shirt. My personal favorite. Of course I have matching lipstick to go with my favorte sweetpants.

Dee - you are very sweet. Although, I was not quite 40 in that picture. 37 to be exact and honestly, it's a damn good picture. I wish I looked that good in person. The dance studio I work for had it taken and it's on their web site too.

RG - Yeah, I know but I still look better in black. It suits the bitch in me. And stop calling your butt fat. It's a bubble, like mine. Full and round and squeezable. My DH calls it "charmon". Of course he's a "Double roll of charmon." Ha, ha.

BCB - I guess I didn't clarify the toe rings - he bought them for me! Geez, he wouldn't look good in them, and I wouldn't be caught dead near him if he did wear them. As far as the orgasm goes, well, now that was just too damn funny. However, next time I have one, I'm probably going to laugh out loud thinking organsim. I know, I've got serious issues, but you guys keep bringing this stuff up and my mind is permantly in the gutter.

skbjdl - everthing I come up with is bad, just plan bad.

 
At 21/7/06 8:19 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

Um, BCB, that was me. But thanks for the heads up. I haven't had any takers so I thought I'd throw it out there again in a pathetic attempt for attention.

G-G: I think that would be pretty interesting. I know that on the OPI website they refer to it as lacquer. I went there looking for the Grand Canyon Sunset (which looks pretty so I'll look for it in the story) previously mentioned. Oh, and Jen? I didn't see any mention of Kinky in Helsinki. I know I've seen it in stores before, but it wasn't listed on the site. They may be discontinuing it, so you might want to grab any that you do find. Well pay for it first.

 
At 21/7/06 8:27 PM, Jen-t said...

Downundergal - hey thanks for the thought. I know they loved the first book, it's just nerves. It's like I've got something to lose this time. Before someone said yes, I just expected the no.

mcb - Yeah, I was a little confused at first by the JJ thing because at one point people got frustrated with me changing my name all the time and just started calling me Just jen. When I first read the post I was like, Huh? Anyway, I'll always be, just me. And I was the one who "lamb blasted" bob. Kind of goes with that vibating bed and organsim I'm not having.

Glamour Geek - interesting stuff. I've never really thought about stuff like that, just show up at the clinic counter, spend my money and get the bonus gift. Yeah, that works for me.

szdepx - stop, zipper dude exit piper, xavier (geez, my head hurts)

 
At 21/7/06 8:27 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

G-G: Thanks for the reminder. I haven't seen any profits yet, so it's easy to forget. BCB CBC: we gots our hockey in the winter and we gots our toons in the summer. All in all it's a big improvement over American culture. I am indeed fortunate. So does this mean it's ok to not paint my nails? Or do I have to feel bad about that, too?

MCB: I will make it my top priority to read LH's book and let you know what I think. As soon as I find some shoes and a jacket. A great jacket. Anything else before I leave for the store? Maybe LH has some fashion advice I need to know about? Where is The Cherry when you need her? Jenny, do I really need a jacket? And is it ok if the mitten strings are still attached, or should I cut those off?

bw

jesjei: new tv game show, coming soon

 
At 21/7/06 8:30 PM, Jen-t said...

mcb - yeah, I was at the mall today and stoped by another shop and they said OPI discontinued Kinky (gee, and that's like my middle name). Sigh, the things companies do to me.

tnnppm - tonight ned notes poppies pulling moot

 
At 21/7/06 8:38 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

BCB said ... All in all it's a big improvement over American culture.

Hey, we have lots and lots of reality shows.

Note to self. Check on Canadian citizenship requirements.

 
At 21/7/06 9:07 PM, glamour-geek said...

bcb asks: So does this mean it's ok to not paint my nails? Or do I have to feel bad about that, too?

You may paint or not paint as your heart desires. You are perfect as you are. You needn't feel bad about anything at all.

Poor baby. Go get some chocolate or something equally decadent and heart warming. Why are you being so hard on yourself, love? *smooches!*

 
At 21/7/06 9:32 PM, Smartyass said...

jen-t opined: It would be so much easier if the world either walked around naked (okay, maybe not) or in sweets and a t-shirt. My personal favorite. Of course I have matching lipstick to go with my favorite sweetpants.

What color are those sweetpants? I'm guessing Godiva chocolate brown! LOL!

lugzpxp: ludicrously uncouth gorillas zip past xebec pirates.

 
At 21/7/06 9:36 PM, GatorPerson said...

Ummm, been away dealing with infinity. Now it has a title: "Kitchen Infinity."

Margarita Cherrybomb said...
Bryan, you're allowed bad grammar and typos. ALLOWED? HUH? Have you already forgotten nominative, accusative, and dative nouns and pronouns? HUH? Note to self: sign her up for another Latin course.

Yes, new Bryan, everyone is nice. Well, except me.

Note to you all going to Atlanta who don't know about southern weather. It's hotter than boiling eggs right now in NC, thunderstorms in the PM. Anticipate airplane delays if arriving PM. Maybe Jenny will post some CB pictures if JupitorJen snaps some? (When did she change her name?) That pretend-to-be extrovert for introverts is what I do all the time when in public. It works! Remember to have a stock, clever question to ask. I double dog dare one of you to ask B to decline he and she. Now that would be a clever ice breaker!

wardtkyp: WARDs To Keep You Pretty (well, so I misspelled words)

 
At 21/7/06 9:44 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

GP said ...
ALLOWED? HUH? Have you already forgotten nominative, accusative, and dative nouns and pronouns? HUH? Note to self: sign her up for another Latin course.

Hello? If everybody starts getting everything right, THERE WILL BE NOBODY TO PICK ON!

So, Jen. Are those sweets natural or artificial.

privies reek highly living full.

 
At 21/7/06 9:44 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

G-G: Easy for you to say, you've got glamour. Me, well, I look exactly like what I am: a middle-aged, suburban mother of two young adults (their description), with a dog and a cat and an aging minivan, a sort of ex who will truly be an ex as soon as I get around to the darn paperwork (geez, it's only been 3-1/2 yrs, I've been busy), who works full time and writes when she isn't too exhausted, because she needs to write, looks like she spends a good deal of time sitting at a desk, and who'd much rather "write" to people than talk to them. Real people are difficult. Ok, I am difficult.

I can manage the hair and makeup, but I just don't care about the shoes and nails and jackets (unless I'm cold) and always saying the right thing to the right person (bet you hadn't noticed). I grew up in Minnesota, long ago and far away, in a time when the women really were strong and it wasn't just a catchy thing to say on the radio, and if you wore nail polish it'd just flake off in the first hard freeze anyway.

Perfectly perfect in every way, that's me.

Going to this conference contradicts every single survival instinct I possess. Except the one that Jenny talked about from that poem. Mortal stakes. Doesn't make it easy though.

Plus I think I forgot to eat lunch. All right, I'm going to go try not to fall off my treadmill for a while. I obviously have some excess self-pity-fueled adrenaline I need to get rid of. I'll be fine in an hour.

And tomorrow I'm going to go find some damn shoes and I'll be back here to complain about it.

Gatorperson: There will be some pretty impressive delays indeed if those planes destined for Atlanta are trying to land here in NC. Long taxi to the gate, too. Bring a good book, y'all.

bw

 
At 21/7/06 9:57 PM, glamour-geek said...

BCB sez: and if you wore nail polish it'd just flake off in the first hard freeze anyway.

And this would be why I wear polish on my toes, but not on my fingers. I type, I wash dishes, I rock climb, I can ruin a professional manicure in under 15 seconds (and have, what a waste of cash, sigh)...

Glamour. Well maybe. This middle-aged mother of none came home from San Francisco mid-afternoon instead of loitering in the city to meet Old Friend tonight, showered, put on my nice, cool cherry print cotton PJs, and did the laundry. Such an exciting Friday night, but I got one really cute top at the seconds sale and we're having a heat wave here folks. We're used to 60s or 70s in the city. Not a bazillion. It's almost 7pm and they're still reporting 80 degrees. We're thin-skinnned here and don't know what to do if it goes above 75 or below 50.

Yes, I know, I've lived in northwestern Ohio, Toronto, Boston, Virginia and Florida, among other places, and should be acclimated to all sorts of weather, but I've been here for 6+ years and have gotten wimpy. Considering it's not humid here, I should be fine in the heat. Not.

 
At 21/7/06 10:25 PM, Jen-t said...

Smartyass - if you must know, right now I'm sporting black yoga pants with a pink tank that says CNYRWA (central ny RWA) Writing, a life sentence. However, all my sweetpants are dark in color, black, godivia chocolate, brown, extra, but I add a little color with the tops. Not only are they my "working writing" clothes, but in my other job (dance teacher), they are my work clothes. yeah me!

gaterperson - um I changed it a few weeks ago. Thought it might be a little bit more professional since a sold a book to an e-pub! check out my website, www.jennifertalty.com. thanks. And, it just might change again. I like change, it's good for the soul. This coming from someone who has lived in the same town for about 25 years, the same house for 15 and will probably die here.

I'll snap some pictures and make sure I get them to Jenny somehow. That would be fun. Although, after some of my posts, I'm sure when Jenny and Bob see me coming, they will go running.

BCB - just come find me and hang! We'll have a blast and I'll turn you into an extrovert. I can be introverted in very large crowds, but for the most part I'm pretty loud and obnixious. Only problem, since i'm not easily embarressed, I tend to embarress other people. Oh well, you get used to me.

I won't be going outside in Atlanta. The humidity does horrible things to my hair. It looks straight and flat in the picture, but it's wild, curly and really frizzy. It was great growing up in the 80's with big hair, not so much now and I hate it when the hot, humid weather gets to it. Living in Rochester, I don't do heat well, and we spend like most of our time in the damn ice rink anyway. I much prefer the cold over the heat any day. But I don't like to freeze. I'd like to live somewhere where it's like 70 during the day, 50 at night and it's never humid. Like that will ever happen.

lbvav - too tired. Few more e-mails then off to bed.

 
At 21/7/06 10:41 PM, talpianna said...

Jen-T wrote: Oh, and not to gross you out anymore, my daughter started stealing my bras! Now that is a little weird, even for me.

You think THAT'S weird? My CATS steal my bras! They drag them out of the laundry basket, reclassify them as cat toys, and abandon them in the middle of the living room.

It hit 118 here today, and now we're under a thunderstorm warning. Almost makes you wish the serial killers (we have two) would show up...

aakicmu -- /AAK! I cleaned my underwear!

 
At 21/7/06 10:56 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

jen-t I will cover myself with ding dong "sweets" when I go to New Jersey or maybe Jube sweets since I love them so much. Gawd, it would take a heck of a lot of JuJubes.

mcb I didn't know that OPI had a web site. Thanks for letting me know that they still carry "Grand Canyon Sunset". It is on my nails as we speak, both upper and lower nails. Loved the names of some of these polishs.

Take lots of pictures in Atlanta. If you run into Nancy Herkness tell her I said "Hi". I really like her.

Lani Diane Rich will be there and if you get the chance, talk to her. She is a riot.

red nngdjm

Namedropping names Greg Donegan, Jenny & Mayer.

 
At 21/7/06 11:16 PM, naked under my clothes said...

A note about naked-idity. Y'all are amateurs. Try being naked UNDER the clothes. It's a bit of an extra challenge. But like those Kegel exercises, you can practice while standing in line at the grocery store and nobody will know.

And about that culture thing. Up here in scenic northwestern Ontario, not only are we getting smoke from a raging forest fire in Minnesota (*hack, choke*) but also we have to endure "So You Think You Can Dance" (hello? a clone of American Idol, down to the snarky Brit judge) and "America's Got Talent!" (but Regis Philbin doesn't). And yes, there's even a Canadian Idol. I read a lot.

So Canadian culture, except for the excellent cartoons on CBC (George Shrinks, anyone, besides the Koalas?) shares a lot with that of our southerly neighbor.

I loved OPI's line of Canadian Colors, which included Nice Color Eh, my fave. Now I paint my toes myself, seeing as how they're visible about two hours out of the entire year. I am hoarding my bottle for my next trip to a warmer climate.

 
At 21/7/06 11:41 PM, glamour-geek said...

BCB asked elsewhere (and I just found it): LOL! For me, it's the tri-colored eyes in the other series. You know, the group that lives out there on the coast with OH and G-G. Hey you two, what colors are your eyes?

Um. Basically brown. Unless you look closely. Then they're concentric rings of gray, green and brown (working from outside in). Is that the kind of tri-colored eyes you meant?

 
At 22/7/06 12:01 AM, Anonymous said...

We had 120 degrees today in Indio and it's still 112 in La Qunita. Had two power outagges, one lasted for several hours. A transformer had caught on fire.
We have fires in the mountains and it is unbearably hot.
Had to take the dog for a drive in the car for some air conditioning. Stopped for a Carls Jr. six dollar burger and then said what the heck and had a shake too. Now the brown pantsuit doesn't fit ...
rg
wwsbc
weigh watchers should be cool

 
At 22/7/06 12:11 AM, Anonymous said...

Wait, wait, if we correct our own mistakes do we save ourselves from being lashed with the wet noodle?
That was La Quinta and the WW was Weight Watchers, and outtages, well heck I don't even think that's a word.

Probably better save some electricity. Nighty-night.
rg
dozeow
Doze? Ow do you expect me to doze it's freakin 112 degrees

 
At 22/7/06 12:51 AM, K.L. said...

Ok. Thanks Smartyass. I was thinking the same thing. Glad you said it first. Maybe Jen T's DH likes her pants sweet. I prefer to wear sweats, but to each their own. If you wear sweat pants and sit in syrup is that how they become sweet pants?

Ok, its late and still in the 80s here in the Seattle area and I'm feeling just a bit snarky. Couldn't be because I'm sticking to the table as I type. Tomorrow we are visiting the brother-in-law who has a pool. Sunscreen all around, and they will just have to live with my FB (yes it is short for fat butt)

 
At 22/7/06 1:00 AM, Mary said...

K.I., I was just thinking the same thing. Portland and sultry are not two words that are meant to appear in the same sentence. If someone could kindly do something about the external air conditioning, I would be most appreciative.

sfioxp
San Franciso, instant ocean express!

 
At 22/7/06 1:01 AM, Mary said...

RG, where exactly are you? Methought it was Palm Desert.

puzzzled (as per usual) Mary

 
At 22/7/06 1:05 AM, talpianna said...

Check out the Word Wenches blog. Others have posted with a more relaxed dress code.

ckrmz -- Check rooms, Zaza.

 
At 22/7/06 2:04 AM, Anonymous said...

Hey Mary, still got electricity so I'm sneaking back to the blog for five minutes. La Quinta is about ten minutes drive East of Palm Desert in California. Indio is about ten minutes further East.

I'm glad to see everyone is keeping their head about Nationals, staying calm if not cool. Heh. You know, BCB we can be two middle aged mom's and still hang with the cool kids, like Jen. She won't mind. And you know what, you don't need a jacket if you don't want one. Some people don't like the freezing air conditioning and insist on jackets or sweaters. But I've seen everything from long sleeved blouses, to light sweaters to shrugs and twin sets. It's up to you. So if you aren't a jacket type person don't buy one. That's my feeling anyway. Take it or leave it. (grin)I'm not wearing a jacket every day. Some days I'll do a light sweater and a skirt. And oh, shame on me, I'm even bringing a pair of jeans.
rg

 
At 22/7/06 8:12 AM, Jen-t said...

Crap - me and my word usage issue. And being dyslexic has nothing to do with it. When I write, I have my list of words that I screw up all the time and I always check, but when I just post, e-mail and whatnot, I don't check and I always screw it up. At least you all didn't "lamb blast" me for it.

Chuckle - DH might think I'm "sweet" but he'd much prefer I got out of my sweats.

It's raining here in "rottenchester" Rochester, ya think they'd cancel lacross! Not. Play rain or shine, unless it's lightning then we'll cancel. Geez, hockey is easy. You know it's cold, so you bring a coat, but you don't have to worry about wind or rain. Yuck!

zdonxktm - nope - too early

 
At 22/7/06 8:15 AM, Jen-t said...

RG, BCB - Ummm, Yeah, you can hang with me. I don't mind.

 
At 22/7/06 8:55 AM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

SDCB: Its a pretty cool website - OPI's I mean. You can't buy from their site, that I can tell, but its fun to check out the available shades.

"DH might think I'm "sweet" but he'd much prefer I got out of my sweats."

Jen, hon, We already know about the vibrating bed. No further information needed.

Nationals and Jackets. Okay ladies let me share this one bit of fashion advice. A nice jacket dresses up any outfit. If you are wearing jeans or khaki's and you add a blazer - instant ensemble.

 
At 22/7/06 9:12 AM, Bryan said...

glamour-geek,

I was born in Oakland, but after we moved and then moved back I actually grew up in Vallejo and Mare Island. I consider "the Bay Area" to be "where I'm from". I like the A's and 49's (both easy to spell). The Raiders pissed me off when they moved to LA. I couldn't forgive them even when they moved back.

everybody,

Cut to the chase. Should I run all of my posts through a spill chucker first, or leave them as is for the amusement of others? Keep in mind that while my grammer is pretty good, I can't spell worth a flip.

fmspbt - forgetful male scribe paints big toes (you know... to fit in... kinda like attending a WonderWear Party)

 
At 22/7/06 9:28 AM, Bryan said...

Oh, and jen-t asked: "but what is this historical paranormal thing?"

It takes place in 565AD at Urquhart in Scotland. No nuns, but I do have St. Columba, the "water beast" of Loch Ness, a young woman without a past, a scribe (who is the narrator and hero) and some really mysterious s**t that needs to be figured out.

So far I've written 600 words... it's kinda on the back burner until I actually finish one or two of my other projects.

djlbmznk - holy crap, Batman. That's longer than some sentences I use in real life.

damn juicy love between many zany naked kiwis.

 
At 22/7/06 9:32 AM, Anonymous said...

Bryan: Oh, definitely the spill chucker. (grin)It sounds very Australian, we do a lot of chucking in the land downunder.
Where is Mare Island?

Dang we went past 100 comments and now Bob can't see this, I really, really wanted to assure him that there is no dance floor. Honest.

Poor baby, I heard he's been whimpering to Deb for the past two days, "They're going to be unbearable, these CB's." "They expect me to freakin dance." "What should I do, the tree on the head doesn't work any more?"

So, if by some amazing powers, you get to read beyond 100 messages, Bob, don't worry about the dancing shoes, but if you wear fip flops paint the toenails.
rg
clyusfap
Cly, use fap (it's terrific)

 
At 22/7/06 9:35 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

I feel much better now. This happens every time I have to undergo an overload of numbers in my brain and the words all get rudely shoved aside and start to fight back. Thu I had to file the monthly sales tax reports for both NC and SC. The only thing more complicated and convoluted than the SC sales tax report would be if they just called you each month and told you what they wanted but didn't give you the four page front and back form to fill out. Then Fri I had to file all the 2nd qtr sales and income tax reports (two states and federal) because I won't be here next week to do it. I had not realized until yesterday that it was even possible to file that many tax reports in one day and, seriously, I don't recommend it.

So I turned on some really loud bass thumping music, walked on the treadmill until I was hot and sweaty and my muscles were screaming and my heart was dancing -- RG what ever made you think you could do that and read at the same time? Overachiever.

Then DD18 and her BF came home at about 12:30 and BF came inside, gave a strangled sob of warning, and launched her pitiful crying self onto my lap and had a little meltdown. She's done this a couple times before and has learned to wait that fraction of a second while I remove the book from her trajectory.

DD18 went to bed, she had to work at 7:00 this am, and BF sat on my lap and cried her poor little broken heart out while I made soothing, comforting noises and imparted positive, uplifting messages about going off to college in another city soon and meeting other boys who will have the good sense to love her and never show up at a party with another girl until she is completely over them. Sigh. She finally calmed down enough to drive home. Told me I was just like her mom only better because I really listened. I told her she was just like a DD only better because she hardly ever asks for money. She managed a watery smile at that, since we both know I'm never going to get back that 50 bucks I lent her for the Brooks and Dunn ticket.

So today all I have to do is shop. How hard can it be? No wucking furries.

And I might even condescend to hang with the cool kids in Atlanta, as long as none of them want to sit on my lap and cry. Or borrow money.

bryan: Depends entirely on your willingness to take one for the amusement of the team. [grin] JJ blames her bad spelling on long fingernails -- if that works for you, go ahead and use it. We know the truth.

bw

 
At 22/7/06 9:41 AM, Anonymous said...

Bryan said:
565AD at Urquhart in Scotland

Love Scotland. sigh. Want to go back, soon.

Went to Urquhart castle when tracing family roots (Grant) and saw a plaque on the wall. Apparently it was our clan that used to toss the table scraps and other offensive articles out the windows and into the loch. I copied the words down and sent them to my brothers in Aust. saying I now understood their manners. It's part of their heritage. (grin)
Also bought a kilt in our ancient tartan but it's too small for me now. But I love it. Have the Grant creed on my wall, "Stand Fast." Don't know if that means "hold your course" or "get up quickly and get the hell out of there."
rg
czuzvj
can Zelda utilize zapping very joyously

 
At 22/7/06 9:47 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

RG: How much you want to bet Deb is LHAO at the thought of Bob having to put up with us in person -- payback for that recent book tour when he left her for extended periods of time, alone on the island with Hannah and having to clean the damn driveway all by herself.

bryan: You will also notice that when SOME of us are feeling lazy or in a hurry to go shopping we skip the verification completely. Not that I would recommend it.

RG: Well, obviously it is not an instruction to stand still on the treadmill while it is going fast (couldn't resist, you set yourself up so nicely for that one).

bw

 
At 22/7/06 9:48 AM, Anonymous said...

Glad you got that yukky stuff behind you BCB. Math. *shudder*. Have fun shopping, don't spend too much.

BCB said: And I might even condescend to hang with the cool kids in Atlanta, as long as none of them want to sit on my lap and cry. Or borrow money.

Damn. I was going to have a make-over and be really, really cool. No make that cool with a K. Kinda, koooool, no even better, kewl.

Bob, where's Bob. I heard he's pretty flush, he just sold a book didn't he? He'd be good for a twenty at least.
rg
pzawgb
plump zebras announce weight gain boldly

 
At 22/7/06 9:56 AM, Bryan said...

rg,

Mare Island is across the river from Vallejo on the north side of the bay. It was where they built most of the Pacific submarine fleet during WWII, including the USS Wahoo (I used to live on Wahoo Avenue).

hwomwgim - How would one migrate with geese in makeup?

 
At 22/7/06 10:02 AM, Bryan said...

rg,

My family is Cameron and Spaulding. My parents still live there for half the year (in Montrose, on the east coast between Edinburgh and Inverness).

ubxrx - Un-Bridled seX, Rx.

 
At 22/7/06 10:03 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

Ok, Bryan, spill it -- where do you actually live now? Is it SC? You don't work for the SCDOR, do you? Because if you do I might have to hunt you down and let your evil twin out of the basement while you're sleeping and defenseless.

geese in makeup? LOL -- RWA National?

All right, I've delayed long enough. Off to do battle, um, shop. God help me.

bw

sqaitllu: new exercise, and it's a lulu

 
At 22/7/06 10:24 AM, Bryan said...

bcb,

I'm now living in Indiana. I moved here two and a half years ago from South Carolina. The job market had dried up on me and my last year there I had three jobs drop out from under me (bartender in a restaurant that went under, landscaper for a business that went through major staff reductions, and I sold lingerie in a boutique that closed it's doors).

Never worked for the state other than a one year contract with Clemson reworking the state's Medicare Eligibility Systems. That was the worst job I've ever had... 95% red tape. Drove me nuts. No wonder our taxes are so high.

When people ask me where I'm from, I usually ask "Originally, or lately?"

I moved around a lot as a kid (Dad was in the Navy) and as an adult I've lived in Memphis, Greenville, SC and now Indiana. But I still travel a lot.

By the way, for those of you interested... Indiana is very flat. I miss the mountains.

pbvbnvu - pretty blue velvet boots, not very useful

 
At 22/7/06 11:04 AM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

Poor naked does this mean you are relegated to only the CBC as some of the north is? If you have complaints about the programming you should talk to Bon cheri bomb since she seems to own the network. (see hockey playoff posts) Just tell her how happy you aren't and get her to fix it for you. We had that when we first went to Wawa then we got cable in town. Big difference, although some very nice man had fixed it so that we got the movie channel from a giant dish he installed...all free.

bryan you sound like our kind of guy with your "spill chuckers". You definately have to have a sense of humour around here. Keep working on that project.

Louis, where are you Louis> we found you a playmate. Actually, he found us. Do you paint your toes, Louis? /.)

bcb have fun shopping. Buy some for me too, okay?

jen-t the big question is does the vibrating bed still vibrate while you are away? Just checking. /.D

red txudnefn blogger's getting me for my comment to Jen.

Truly Xavier, unfortunately Doherty needs enemies for now.

 
At 22/7/06 11:30 AM, Anonymous said...

Bryan said: in Montrose, on the east coast between Edinburgh and Inverness).
Oh, double sigh, I love that area. I was in Granton-on-Spey and Ballater on my last trip. Such gorgeous country. I set my first novel there. I want to go back!!!!

geese in makeup? LOL -- RWA National? Heh.
rg
zhurxau
Zo, heard u r x Aussie?

 
At 22/7/06 11:33 AM, Cherry Magic Sheryl said...

My Australian Shepher/Border Collie is black and blue merle. He even has his initial on his chin, something I didn't realize until he was over a year. He's rambunctious as hell, needs to be walked a mile every day and is the best companion in the world. He was born at the SPCA so I've known him since he was a week old. He goes to the chiropractor once a month at least, for treatment on his crooked spine. I take him to work with me at Petsmart as his skin, coat and teeth make him the perfect walking ad for the pet food company that employs us. Thes best thing is how gracious he can be about writing time. He lays at my feet sleeping or chews on a toy beneath my desk while I write. He guards over Scope Dope when we go over so that her darling Shepherd can go off duty. He thanks you all for the leftover steak the other night but has passed on the beer and wine.
Have fun in Atlanta!!!

 
At 22/7/06 12:10 PM, RSSasRB said...

Cheryl, Your dog sounds beautiful and wonderful. One of my neighbors had two Australian Shepards and they were great dogs.

Ok the advice about introverts pretending to be extroverts is good. But how is this done. Anytime I pretend to be an extrovert, I come down with foot-in-mouth disease.

Please can I hang with the middle-age moms. Oh jeez, hyperventilating again. Though I just got an email that the editor I was scheduled to meet wasn't coming to the conference so that's one stressor removed.

Good luck shopping BCB. I don't have the shopping shoe gene either but went out Thursday and desperately bought clothes. And shoes.

Jenny's books are as addicting as this blog. But laughing helps with the hyperventilating.

 
At 22/7/06 1:10 PM, Louis said...

SDCB...

I'm here, lurking.

Paint my toenails?

My daughter talked me into that once when she was ten or eleven...last time.

Bryan
Indianoplis is a pretty city...spent time there. Company I retired from owns WRTV there.
I worked at KGTV in San Diego.

It's a hot day here and I'm trying to stay cool...no AC....just fans.

bbumfhu blue

Bob, Bob, you make fun having us

 
At 22/7/06 1:19 PM, Jen-t said...

Bryan - where in Indiana? My mom lived in Granger for a few years before taking off to Florida. She's now moving to SC, inland. Lake Keoyoe, or something. Indiana is flat, and boring. But I never got lost. It's like they constructed everything on a grid.

My dad was Navy too, although his career ended pretty quickly. He went to the Hill Prep school, then the Navel Academey, but didn't graduate. Not sure the details. My brother spent 15+ years in the Navy, just got his walking papers last month. I think he did like 15 years full time, the like 4 or 5 in the reserves. He really liked it, but it was time for him to get out.

Don't fix the spelling mistakes, I need them to pick on someone else besides me.

About your paranormal thing - the lock ness monster thing is okay, but no sharks allowed. I have issues with sharks.

RG - I'm sure I can find a dance floor, but I don't need one. Just some music and space. I'm sure we could create one. Bob needs to dance, it's good for the soul. Kind of like kayaking.

BCB - geez, I'm exhausted reading your post. I need a nap. I spent the morning, in the ran watching youngest child play two lacross games in a down pour. It was wet and cold. At least they won both games. We were going to go to the lake, but it's raining, so the lake wouldn't be much fun. Besides, I can't sit out in the front yard (where I get internet) with my computer when it's raining.

SDCB - That bed better not be vibrating when I'm gone! Well, unless the sabres are playing, then I guess it's okay.

awsmawxy - alas, willie snapped maples apple while xaiver yelped.

 
At 22/7/06 1:31 PM, glamour-geek said...

Bryan sez: When people ask me where I'm from, I usually ask "Originally, or lately?"

Hm. My answer is usually, "How long a list would you like?" Or, if I'm feeling particularly annoying (naturally, this never happens as I am sweetness and light all the time. Not): "Do you mean where I was born, where I lived longest, where I went to jr. high, where I went to high school, where I went to college, or where I live now? Because those are all different answers."

No military in the family (lately), but my father has wanderlust, so we moved around a lot. I've now lived in my current abode longer than I've ever lived anywhere since birth, having surpassed my previous 4-year record 2+ years ago. The 4-years-in-one-place record ended when I was 4-1/2.

The Scrabble war's second battle is this afternoon. Old Friend informs me: "this time I won't let you win." Let me. Huh. Right. Given the heat, my brains may have oozed out my ears by the time he shows up in the late afternoon anyway.

And yet I am still making dinner for the two of us. Such a nice girl, I am.

 
At 22/7/06 2:31 PM, Bryan said...

jen-t,

Wow, I see why they pick on you now.

Academey = Academy
Lock = Loch
Ran = Rain

::big smile now that I found someone who spells worse than me::

But to answer your question (not that you want to know anymore since I just dissed on you), I'm in Columbus, about 45 mins. south of Indy.

South Carolina was nice... I was in Greenville, in the foothills of the mountains. I didn't like Columbia in the summer... it got oppressively hot and the air never seemed to move. Charleston is gorgeous.

rhsttg - Randy ho's shouldn't teach to geeks.

 
At 22/7/06 3:15 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Bryan wrote: ::big smile now that I found someone who spells worse than me::

Worse than I, dear, says the daughter of the English teacher. I can't help it, it's programmed into my DNA to correct things like that. Except when I screw up, of course.

Indiana. There are two drives I know from personal experience are worse than the one from Savannah to Altanta: one is the length of IN, the other is just about any distance on the FL turnpike. Makes you want to give up orange juice.

But Minnesota is flat. Up where it connects to ND. You can see the curve of the earth. A humbling phenomenon everyone should experience at least once.

Well. I survived shopping. People kept asking me: Are you finding everything you need? How's it going? Everything all right? Need any help? Are you ok? [I think I may have growled at that last one, can't remember.] I must have had that grim, paranoid look on my face.

I came home with a couple of bags and some boxes. I have no idea what is in them. Maybe later I'll look.

DS20 called and I was complaining about all this shopping stuff. He said: Mom, WTF, since when do you give a f*ck about that sh*t. Yes, he talks to me like that. Sigh. I've decided to take it as a compliment that he thinks I am way more cool than I really am. But he's right. I don't. The problem is sol-ved.

RSS: Where have you been?! I've missed you. Of course you can hang out with us -- but, really, only if you've finished that synopsis. [grin] Should I bring an extra paper bag for you to breathe into, or do you have your own stash?

bw

acdlmroj: blogger is laughing at my shoe choices, in French

 
At 22/7/06 3:25 PM, Mary said...

Wah! This is getting depressing.

I'm going to have to form a support group for those of us who are not going to the party. We'll create a sub-blog while you're all off enjoying yourselves shameslessly. I'm thinking of calling it the Left Behind series. No wait, that's been done. Dang.

Glamour-Geek, do brownies go with self-pity? And who's got the gin bottle? Dang blog community, you can't leave any little thing lying around here... ;)

cehpwgq - a new Welsh mouthwash

 
At 22/7/06 3:28 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

TALPIANNA: Meant to say this earlier, but my brain isn't functioning well. Checked out that Word Wenches blog. OMG. Don't DO that again without some kind of warning. They are even more Well Behaved than Jenny's other bunch, yeah that one she keeps over there in the corner. I was afraid I wasn't going to make it out without curtseying or something. It was scary. No one should be that polite.

Just give us a little heads up before you send us off into sweetness and light again, ok?

bw

wjbyvype: would jenny buy you very yummy pickled eggs? please, no.

 
At 22/7/06 3:39 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

Bryan - books sounds very cool. Love historic Scotland.

Don't bother chucking the spiller - it would deprive us of so much fun. Our favorite expressions (e.g. flip flogs) originate that way.

RSS - so good to see you back, dear. And just in time to leave for Atlanta. tsk tsk.

Mary, the poor pitiful me party is down the hall, second room on the left. Brownies are more than welcome. Any kind of chocolate - like you have to ask? Maybe not gin, but if someone will supply the limes I can bring tequila.

xbgyjp: (e)xhibitionist Bob goes yuppy, Jenny pities.

 
At 22/7/06 3:41 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Naked UMC: I keep thinking how interesting it would be if only there were an "S" in there somewhere...

Sorry you are unhappy with the BCB CBC programming choices. Apparently we've hired a bunch of rejects from the publishing world -- editor types from Dell mostly, who got caught rejecting bestseller-quality manuscripts from prolific writers who have in the past made them buckets of money. It is so hard to get good help these days. I'm not sure who decided to put them all into the programming department, but I'm working to sort it all out. Go ahead and send in some suggestions, though. We love to hear from our viewers.

bw

klqrwki: keeping ladies quiet requires wicked killer instincts

 
At 22/7/06 4:04 PM, Mary said...

Margarita CB, I checked out the ppm party room -- huh. Not what I call a party. Not so much mood lighting as moody lighting, 70's shag carpet, avocado-tinted walls, and Olivia Newton-John on the jukebox. And I swear I saw what looked like a moody old coot over in the corner hunched over his drink. I think I'm going to retro-design the place back to the Sixties, with tie-dye and lava lamps. And brownies, of course. I'm sure Tequila goes with brownies.

The Word Wench site is a great distraction too. I liked the Princess Diatribe entry especially!

wjiuvwls wenches jest in ultra-violet word-loving sessions

 
At 22/7/06 4:10 PM, Bryan said...

Mary,

I'll join the support group. I didn't even make the decision to write seriously until May, so the idea of "conferencing" hadn't even occured to me yet. Besides, can you see me at an RWA conference? Me and Bob (your welcome bcb) would be the only ones there.

ghhjpbuk - go have her junky 'puter backed up, 'K?

 
At 22/7/06 4:12 PM, Bryan said...

The moody old coot was me, by the way.

 
At 22/7/06 4:20 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

nonono. It's Him and I. It is a requirement that you know how to do that, BTW. Bugs the crap out of Jenny when Bob says Her and I, so you have to do it right. Even though it's wrong. [grin]

And geez, who gets to tell him about Tom the Old Coot? Please, please tell us that was NOT you. That would be bad. Very bad.

FYI, there are several male writers in my RWA chapter and at least one is going to Atlanta next week. You should join. James Patterson is a member, too, I've been told.

bw

 
At 22/7/06 4:20 PM, Jen-t said...

Bryan - Now those were typos because of my gorgeous long nails (that will scratch your eyes out if you're not careful), not spelling errors. There is a dif you know.

Long boring drive - Ohio! hated doing that when driving to Granger Indiana. Sorry Jen, but that is a boring drive.

The NYS thruway is pretty bad too.

Back to baking a cake.

wpwwisam - wiggy, piggy wants warms in salt and mangos

 
At 22/7/06 4:23 PM, Jen-t said...

Last year in Reno I met four male romance writers. I met two in NJ last year. They are few and far between.

 
At 22/7/06 4:29 PM, Mary said...

Bryan spake thusly:

The moody old coot was me, by the way.

Oops. Meant to type "devilishly handsome moody old coot." Definite typographical error there ;)

vekvmoby - moby dick's Russian cousin

 
At 22/7/06 4:32 PM, glamour-geek said...

mary asks: Glamour-Geek, do brownies go with self-pity? And who's got the gin bottle? Dang blog community, you can't leave any little thing lying around here... ;)

Brownies go with everything!

Does this mean brownies are the new denim? My father and I (he and me) collect x is the new y statements from the media because they're so silly.

Don't have gin, I don't think, but I do have 4 martini glasses in the freezer, so help yourself.

 
At 22/7/06 4:33 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Yeah, but I bet the male members are going to swell the ranks once they figure out how easy it is to rip off a loosely constructed bodice or two.

Y'all have fun untwisting that one. I've stuff to do. Back later -- you know I can't stay away.

Bryan: if you really want to know, and if it really wasn't you, the old coot showed up in the comments back on the post titled She Wrote: We Got Trouble Right Here on 7-16-06. No one was well behaved. We're still trying to get over it.

bw

 
At 22/7/06 4:36 PM, Bryan said...

jen-t,

Don't remind me of Ohio... I've got a road trip to Baltimore and DC at the end of August. I think I might sleep until I get to West Virginia.

bcb,

Bob... Him and I... I can do that. When Jenny starts to hate me I'll tell her it was your idea... I didn't know there was no pool on the roof of the high school. I'm an innocent freshman.

::bats eyelashes and looks cute::

::everybody laughs at the old man and wonders whether he's lost his mind::

I remember when I played soccer in college... one of the guys was named Old Man. He was like 26? A young whippersnapper now. And if the old coot was doing ANYTHING with Tom, then it wasn't me, whatever it was. I was a different old coot.

 
At 22/7/06 4:49 PM, Bryan said...

bcb,

First, I've already been warned about the comment history, so I won't be going there. Besides, if I started researching all the CBs I'd never get through all the blog history for the two people I originally came here for... you know... Bob and Jenny.

And the key phrase in your male romance writer magnet was "loosely constructed bodice". I've got two, um, corsets in my wardrobe (and even as I write this I KNOW it's going to come back and bite me in the ass later) that I use in photoshoots. They are a pain in the ass to put on, and not much easier to take off. Look great though.

I think that's why I write contemporary mostly, except for my one sojurn into the dark ages when clothes practically fell off of their own volition.

wrkrr - writing right kauses real reality (starting to take liberties)

 
At 22/7/06 5:18 PM, Bryan said...

bcb,

Holy hostility, Batman!

I took a look at the Tom the Old Coot posts. Glad I missed that.

I shoulda just kept my head down and gone through life thinking that everything was peachy in CB land.

 
At 22/7/06 5:26 PM, Jen-t said...

Bryan - corsets are also very uncomfortable. Yes, speaking as an authority. Wore one back in HS for a play. don't ask, not a pretty sight when you have nothing to fill out one of those suckers. Kind of redefines "flat-chested".

Yeah, we all came here for bob and jenny too, but we ended up with each other. Now you're stuck with us. He, He. The clowns are coming!

ftkqi - sorry, only bad things come to mind.

 
At 22/7/06 5:48 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

Bryan we would have liked to miss the aforementioned comments too.

jen-t you just had a manicure so your nails would have been filed. Nice try, Toots. /.)

Looks like mcb, bryan, glamour geek naked, talpianna,and mary etc. will keep the comments just a hoppin' while you all are gone. Where are lori and lyn? They too will help us have the party.

Now mary what the heck was wrong with my decorating? I thought I did a beautiful job on that room? What better place to have a pity party than in a room so decorated? I gave up Gin yesterday. cherry magic sheryl and I just went shopping and she bought brownie mix and chocolate chips and all kinds of neat stuff. I make chewy microwave brownies. Takes 5 minutes. Those are for instant chocolate fixes.

See bryan they can't pick on me for typos or spelling mistakes cause half the time I am doing it blind. That would be mean. Ha, ha. Everyone's game, long nails or no and I have that excuse too. Although it didn't bother them when I said "flip flogs" instead of flip flops. I meant to say that. Yes, I did.

blue hstbf

Hard staying true, before fudge.

 
At 22/7/06 5:56 PM, talpianna said...

Robena--What's the point of Bob painting his toenails if he's going to be wearing the kokopelli socks? And he HAS to wear the tree on his head--remember, Darth and Morticia need a place to perch. At least, you won't have any trouble picking him out of the crowd...

BCB--It took me a while to figure out that the daughter's BF sobbing in your lap was her Best Friend, not her BOYFRIEND!

Bryan--Where in Indiana? We were stationed at Ft. Ben Harrison way back when (when there still WAS a Ft. Ben Harrison); and I went to De Pauw in Greencastle.

Army brat here, also moved frequently and lived all over (often on naval bases, oddly enough--Norfolk (Dad was at the War College) and Naples, Italy (he was with HAFSE). The worst part was that he got so many short-term assignments (they kept sending him on courses--*I* went to twelve schools in twelve years!)--and I'd enter a new school at midterm; and they'd tell me "We already have three Annes; we'll call you by your middle name (Janet)." The problem was that that was my mother's name, and became even more of a problem when I got to be about fourteen, because my phone voice sounded just like hers. And at home I was called "Nanette," later shortened to "Nan," because that was how I pronounced "Anne Janet" when I was learning to talk. So I had a lifelong identity crisis until I turned 30. I was reading a book with a heroine called Anne, and thinking what a pretty name it was--and I suddenly realized it was MY NAME! So instead of being Anne on documents, Janet in class, and Nan(ette) at home, I became Anne at all times. Until, of course, I got hooked on moles and became Talpianna.

Cheryl, I don't know if this is a recommendation or not, but the guy on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List, who used to live near me and who killed his whole family, had a Queensland Heeler. He took it with him when he fled, but once they figured out he wasn't dead and it hadn't been an accident (he rigged the gas so the house would blow up and catch fire), he abandoned the dog, which now has a new home.

I guess the moral of THAT story is don't try to pull off a fake arson when a crack team of arson investigators from the ATF are in town on another case....

You seem to be really good with dogs. Do you know how to teach cats that bras are not cat toys?

Or should I ask Bryan, who seems to be the lingerie expert around here?

Jen-T wrote: He went to the Hill Prep school, then the Navel Academy, but didn't graduate.

What did he flunk--contemplating, or lint-picking?

BCB also wrote: Apparently we've hired a bunch of rejects from the publishing world -- editor types from Dell mostly, who got caught rejecting bestseller-quality manuscripts from prolific writers who have in the past made them buckets of money. It is so hard to get good help these days. I'm not sure who decided to put them all into the programming department,

Yes, what terrible planning--they are obviously born Management types!

And what's more, she wrote: Yeah, but I bet the male members are going to swell the ranks...
BON CHERI BOMB, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

And on a final note, for all of those (like me) sweltering in the heat, this just in from a buddy on the Displaced Critters list:

Wednesday, A call from the head of food service at McMurdo Station, Antarctica, wanting to know if I'm interested in an interview to be the lead baker for the upcoming summer season.
Thursday, Interview, follow-up on references, verbal offer.
Friday, Official offer- received, signed and faxed back in less than an hour. So I'm leaving for the South on or about August 26th! I've been before, to the South Pole Station, this time I'll be on the edge of the Ross Ice Shelf. The one that sticks to the land, thank you very much.


ipbea -- If pummeled, Bryan's ears ache.


axivz --Ask Xavier if vultures zoom.

 
At 22/7/06 6:08 PM, Jen-t said...

sdcb - it's an on going battle between me and my nail girl. she hates taht my nails are so long and she's always trying to shorten them. I don't let her. When you see how long they really are you will wonder how I type to begin with.

And they are FOOT THONGS! not flip flops or flogs or whatever!

jipeec - sorry, nothing is coming to mind. Then again, that happens a lot.

 
At 22/7/06 6:09 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

talpianna sounds like he will be a displaced critter himself.

I noticed a typo or should I say grammar mistake in my last comment. Sorry glamour geek will not appear naked to keep the comments hoppin'. I should have put a comma between the two names. Sorry. /.D

blue pbzxar

Perhaps, Bob, zesty Xavier's at risk.

 
At 22/7/06 6:17 PM, glamour-geek said...

jen-t sez: corsets are also very uncomfortable. Yes, speaking as an authority. Wore one back in HS for a play. don't ask, not a pretty sight when you have nothing to fill out one of those suckers. Kind of redefines "flat-chested".

Actually, as a former costume designer, etc. corsets are VERY comfortable if they are MADE CORRECTLY and appropriately FITTED to the wearer's body. Too many people make them badly or don't have them made to measure. Basically, they act as an exoskeleton so you don't have to support your body with your spine. Quite relaxing. :)

As for getting them on and off: on is harder and for some reason I always seem to be the one resident when someone needs lacing up. A friend's wedding dress laced up the back and her mother couldn't quite get it laced right. In come the girl friends where the bride is dressing and this discussion about tightening the laces is in progress. Sez I: "Brace yourself, Bridget!" (no, the bride's name was Michelle, it's from a bad joke) and proceeds to lace that sucker up within an inch of its life.

As for off, that's easy: take one VERY SHARP knife blade and slit the ribbon/lacing carefully so as not to harm the occupant of the corset. Since the lacing is under stress, it should basically unlace itself. :)

SDCB sez: Sorry glamour geek will not appear naked to keep the comments hoppin'.

Thanks, I appreciate that correction. Though it's hot enough so that I got back from the farmers' market (the raspberry lady was sold out. Bummer. The blueberry gals were nowhere to be found. Double bummer), took a second shower, and have dressed myself in my thin cotton robe. Sadly, I have to dress appropriately again now so that I can go to the grocery store. Which will be air conditioned. And refrigerated.

No, a corset is not appropriate for wearing to the grocery.

 
At 22/7/06 6:19 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Bryan wrote: I shoulda just kept my head down and gone through life thinking that everything was peachy in CB land.

I'm sorry. I just wanted you to know that you shouldn't refer to yourself in such unflattering terms. We're still a little touchy [read: appalled] about it. Usually only J&B fight like that. Sometimes we try to moderate, but usually it's best to just stay out the way and try to avoid the blood splatter.

Besides, we are currently practicng niceness (except when we're being very naughty) so Bob won't be too ashamed of us in Atlanta. I'm going to need a lot more practice.

Just had a fashion show for DD18. She pronouced most of my clothing choices as wearable in public. I'm afraid some were deemed unfortunate. Haven't looked at the shoes yet. Where did I put the vodka--

bw

 
At 22/7/06 6:54 PM, conscripted cherry said...

talpianna- why do you want to pummel Bryan's ears

Corsets- can be uncomfortable if the wrong size or height for your body but they can be fairly comfortable if fitted properly- and if you get an under bust or some of the Victorian styles they can do such wonderful things for making the girls perk up and say hi

Brownies go with everthing- and if someone else is bringing brownies I'll show up with the coffee and Bailey's

A trade list I'm on has a virtual party each year for those of us who stay behind during the annual meeting. Folks bring local specialties (Fat Tire Beer, Mead, sweet corn) or something they like to cook to contribute (one can of corn, drained; one can of seasoned black beans, partially rinsed; one can of ro-tel tomatos with the juice- combine, refrigerate, grab the chips, and get out of my way)

I'm feeling so sorry for those of you who are being forced to go shopping for new clothes and shoes, NOT- you're off to play, have fun, rub elbows with The Cherry, The GAM, Cherries, Cherry Bombs, and other cool folks and the rest of us get to carry stay in our own little reality seeking solace in a virtual pity party- sorry no dice

BCB- the swollen male member comment will earn you severe punishment. You are being sentenced to usefull community service- you're job will be to get books signed by authors at the literacy signing for all of us left behind.

now I'm off to dog sit- see y'all later.

 
At 22/7/06 7:17 PM, Lori said...

Hey Scope Dope: Sometimes I'm in the group lurking over there, but I'll be sure to make frequent appearances during the party. I also think shag carpet and avocado green are a groovy choice of décor.

McB: I got Cover of Night a day after the first time you mentioned GAM was in it, so I played Where's Robert while reading. When I spotted him, I laughed quite a bit, and thanked you in my head for starting the game. I guess I forgot to mention that here though. Opps. Oh, I really enjoyed the book too.

Should I also mention my toenails are a shade of pink and I’ve worn a couple corsets with out any discomfort? (Both corsets were bridesmaid related incidences, so they were altered to fit me.)

iyvdkh: I yelled very dramatically, "Kill him!"

 
At 22/7/06 7:29 PM, glamour-geek said...

...so there went the knife. Straight through the lemon I was cutting in half to juice and make lemonade and into my left index finger. Makes typing interesting. Sigh. *rolls eyes at stupid self*

No rock climbing until this heals. But I think it's stopped bleeding now...

 
At 22/7/06 9:02 PM, Anonymous said...

Eeeww! You okay G-G? Has it stopped bleeding yet. Those things really hurt.

Tal: I forgot about the socks. Okay back to plan A, definitely the dancing shoes. And a matching belt.

RSS: You're back, yay. Come play in Atlanta.

BCB: Such language!!!! But glad the shopping went well.

SDCB: keep planning that party. If you don't watch out you'll be voted in as Party Organizer for the C.B.'s, I hear there is an opening on the board. What board you ask? Oh, we're incorporating and going non-profit. Didn't anyone tell you?

So anyway, I feel like I've been gone for days, instead of lying in bed on a nice sunny 119 degree day with the air conditioning vents pointed at the crucial parts of my body. You know, the parts that get hot and stay hot. (grin) I even had the overhead fan circulating, ice pack on the "I fell off the treadmill" foot.

I finished Crazy for You. Never did make it to the bookstore to buy any more books though. Maybe I'll go tomorrow, have to have something to read on the plane. I leave at around 9:40 am and arrive at 6:15 pm. Of course I'm departing from Palm Springs airport and stopping in Phoenix for a few minutes. It's the mail route, or something. Maybe they'll have crates of chickens stacked up the back, or pigs squealing in the aisles.

Went back to bed and read for five hours. Heh heh. Just climbed out around five pm. Can you believe I'd never read Crazy for You? Anyway, had to call my friend to gloat over it and she said, "I'll be right over, I have to go to the market, so I'll borrow it today, because you might leave for the conference without lending it to me." It was 117 degrees and she pulled up and honked the horn, the sun was still high and I couldn't see without sunglasses on (but too I'd been in bed all day) the things we do for our girl friends.Her husband is happy though when she's reading there's no one to find chores for him to do.

I would have made her buy her own book but I bought the last one at our B&N in Palm Desert. In fact, there were no Crusies left on the shelves after I took that one, so I alerted the manager, we're big time buddies. He said he'd get right on that. CB's lookin' out for da' Crusie. Looooooved, Crazy for You. I think I want it back, I need to read it again.
rg
ylsow
you little sow

 
At 22/7/06 9:16 PM, Lynn said...

OK, enough of the Ohio bashing. Though a PA girl at heart (it's the Allegheny Valley for a reason -hills,hills,hills), I must stick up for my recently adopted state. Admittedly it is indeed flat here; I drove over I-80 to a workshop in Bowling Green last year and could see Toledo for MILES. But still, it's lovely.

Yes, I'll be here with some of the others, ready, willing and able to babble on this here blog. The only thing exciting on my plate next week is a workshop on academics blogging - yes, really - in Columbus.

Don't do anything that the rest of us wouldn't do. Maybe I should say don't do anything you could get arrested for doing.

:- )

 
At 22/7/06 9:18 PM, DownUnderGal said...

It took me a while too Tal. I was trying to work out if BF had gender issues. Read that post about 5 times BCB.
Also laughed out loud BCB at your no wucking furries. You should casually drop that into next phone conversation with DS. That'll confuse the hell out of him ;-)

ciqmltw - crusie's intelligence quotient might lower this week

 
At 22/7/06 9:22 PM, Jen-t said...

The corset I had to wear was uncomfortable, but I'll take your word for it that they can be made to fit properly. Most people think thongs are uncomfortable, we all know I feel differently.

I'm now re-reading THE ROCK, good book. Halfway through, plan on finishing tonight. I'm fried and can't concentrate on my own WIP, so I set it aside. Printed off my synopsis of the book I'm pitching in Atlanta and wrote down my 8 sentance pitch. I know, it should be shorter, but this will work, I hope.

I bought Lisa Scotoline KILLLER SMILE and Harlan Coben TELL NO ONE and those will be my airplane reading. I think I'm pretty close to be ready. I've got cell numbers, names, schedules, and such. Now to figure out the clothes. My least favorite thing to do. You all would be proud - I did buy a new pair of back capri's. Very cute. I snagged my daughter's shoes (actually bribed her), and bought a couple new tops. Now if I can find all the bra's my daughter stole from me I'd be golden. While I'm not a big fashion nut, my underwear and bra's much match. I know, I have issues. Many of them.

fyrnkljt - you know, everytime I see F, I want to say that bad word.

 
At 22/7/06 9:28 PM, djr said...

lynn said: Maybe I should say don't do anything you could get arrested for doing.

Oh, I don't know, wouldn't it be fun to see the Georgia police try to figure out a bunch of women with great shoes, cherry clothes, and eyepatches and 1 man with a tree on his head, kokopelli socks and dancing shoes.


jqgfr - jenny quit giving free reads.

 
At 22/7/06 9:40 PM, Mary said...

Glamour-Geek? We need the services of an expert here. There's a dispute over the decorating in the pity party room. Lori and Scope Dope are in favor of the current decor, but I'm allergic to avocados and shag rugs make me worry about being attacked by Austin Powers. Clearly, this calls for an expert interior decorator. Since everyone admires your taste and your MW living room, can you design a party room that all sides can party in?

Also, if you accept the case -- do you accept payment in brownies?

bdqxr beautiful designs qualitize x-rated rooms

 
At 22/7/06 9:42 PM, Jen-t said...

DJR - very funny! Great visual of bob!

 
At 22/7/06 9:47 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Geez! I come back from a nice, friendly, polite, conversational dinner with DD18 (practice, practice, practice) and find you all admonishing me. And for what? I didn't even misspell anything. Nor did I use bad grammar. I was just making a comment about the highly anticipated influx of male members to the hallowed halls of female RWA ranks. We always welcome new members. Warmly.

Community service, you say? I am already sacrificing myself by sitting in a room full of BOOKS for three hours at the Literacy Signing (which is open to the public BTW and raises money for a really good cause, spread the word), handling them as they pass by and are purchased by others, keeping none for myself, so I can aid and abet the reading pleasure of complete strangers. Did I mention I won't have time to shop and I don't get to keep any of them? I think that is a pretty big sacrifice already. Although I heard a viscious rumour that if you stay and help clean up they might let you sneak a couple back to your room as long as you give them back the next day. Sigh. But you all want autographs. Let me think. Nope.

You all are just jealous you didn't say it first. Just be glad I edited out the raunchy parts. Bob does keep reminding us to behave and that there might be minors out there. Huh. Right. No one reads these comments. No one in their right mind, anyway. Sad commentary about the rest of us, isn't it?

And what's this talk about getting arrested? MCB are you coming to Atlanta after all? [note to self: bring extra cash for bail money]

Bob, don't worry, we know people read and re-read every golden word you and The Cherry write. Both of them. So do we. So how 'bout you write some more. You know, if you're going to give us more advice, you really should let us have it in time to practice. We're really making an effort here. It's only fair.

bw

qecmmq: quivering ecstatic cherrybombs may make queries (but only if Bob gives us advice first)

 
At 22/7/06 9:54 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

DUG: Sorry, next time I'll be more clear. DD18 and I do not share boyfriends. Ick. Big Ick. I like them old enough to not be mistaken for progeny. And really, DS is very clever. He probably already knows all about no wucking furries, given that he has been making me wucking furry for several years now. He turns 21 next week and has pretty much decided that all that activity in which he will then be old enough to participate is no longer quite as interesting. Geez. Did that sentence make sense?

All that shopping turned my brain to coleslaw.

bw

 
At 22/7/06 10:15 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

djr that made me and DH LOAO. Very good. You can stay back with the rest of us.

I don't feel badly because in September I will be getting ready for New Jersey and you will all have to listen to me. Sigh!

The pity party room is just fine. I like it the way it is. Olivia Newton John should stay too and Andy Williams and Barry Manilow. Good mood music.

rg are you coming to NJ too? I would love that. I am not sitting on any board for parties unless you are there to help me.

Why don't you all come to NJ? Louis could lead all his "ladies" (Bob hopes) into the breakfast for Jenny's talk, wearing eye patches. Only Jenny would know we were hers. (Thank God, she says). Cherry Bombs Unite! /.D

green vaseq

Virtually all say everyone quits.

 
At 22/7/06 10:25 PM, Nanaimo G said...

Y'ALL JUST HAVE THE GREATEST TIME, AND THINK OF US STAY-AT-HOMES WHILE Y'ALL ARE PROPPING UP THE BAR.
Bryan you are an asset to the blog, welcome.
SDCB are you coming to Surrey?

 
At 22/7/06 10:32 PM, Jen-t said...

SDCB - when you are driving to NJ, will you be coming via the NYS thruway? coming down from buffalo (of course there is no fast ferry anymore, thank god. Now that was stupid) Anyway, I can't leave until friday morning - kid husband stuff, but if you drive down I-90, you practically go right by my house. If you need a little break, well stop on by.

sukkkd - nope, not touching that one.

 
At 22/7/06 10:34 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

You people ... That's what happens when you let BCB lead the way. You already know where her mind was. tsk tsk. I said 2nd room on the left. You were in last room on the right. That's where they stick the geezers and coots.

The PPM room has lovely hard wood floors, a large stone fireplace, Several oversized butter-soft leather chairs and sofas and, most importantly, a well stocked margarita bar.

Tal said ...
Jen-T wrote: He went to the Hill Prep school, then the Navel Academy, but didn't graduate.

What did he flunk--contemplating, or lint-picking?


snort!

Lori, oh so glad someone else read the book and spotted Bob! Honestly when I got to that part of the book I just had to laugh.

Bryan - we are quite well-behaved. Well, no, that's fibbing. But we treat each other with respect. Howsomever, we have been trained by The Cherry and there are simply things up with which we will not put.

highly anticipated influx of male members

BCB - just give it up dear.

I too pondered over the aforementioned BF. Its a completely differenty anecdote if you don't translate properly. Interesting though.

Got a friend hooked on Crusie. I had lent her DLD and she enjoyed that so she wanted to borrow more books. I gave her the Cherry's "Manhunting", "One For The Money" and a JAK. She's never been a huge reader, well she's been too busy honestly, and I don't think she was a romance fan before. BUT SHE IS NOW! Told me she found herself laughing out loud several times reading Manhunting and OFTM. Her daughter was going to the library and was instructed to bring back books by Crusie. She is now reading "Bet Me." Yes she knows about this site. She hasn't visited yet, but perhaps someday.

 
At 22/7/06 10:43 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

MCB wrote: just give it up dear.

You see how well behaved I am being right now? I'm not even going to rise to the bait. As it were.

I'm procrastinating because I really don't want to go look in those boxes I brought home today. They look like shoe boxes. And I couldn't find the vodka, so I'm numbing my synapses here instead.

And I quite clearly said "she" when referring to the BF. Pay attention.

bw

ymcufzs: and see, I'm not even going to tell you what that says. but I do expect a gold star for restraint

 
At 22/7/06 10:44 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

Well I won't be in Atlanta, but it sounds like we'll have a group in NJ. Really looking forward to that. Poor Bob. Forever stuck with a tree on his head.

Bob - you know we only pick on you because we adore you, right? Its a GOOD THING Bob. Honest.

I owe somebody here thanks for mentioning Laurie R. King a while back. Been reading Beekeepers Apprentice and enjoying it much more than I thought I would. Also got a Preston/Child book "Ice Limit" at the library and dad has been enjoying that. So thanks all around.

 
At 22/7/06 10:55 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

G-G: Are you ok? Did you really slice open your finger or is this the excuse you're going to use later for losing at Scrabble? Lemon juice? Ouch. Do we need to call an abmulance? I hear they're air conditioned. And most hospitals run on generators when there is a power outage. Nice and cool.

Let us know, ok?

bw

 
At 22/7/06 11:00 PM, talpianna said...

Those suggestions were mine, mcb, though I believe someone else also mentioned LRK.

We've gotten into a big discussion of Merry Widows on ADWOFF, so here's a corset I think we could all live with:

http://laracorsets.com/images/corset.images.and.ads/1961_warners.jpg

xylfka -- The famous Bulgarian supermodel in that picture

 
At 22/7/06 11:11 PM, Jen-t said...

I'm pathetic - I had to like read Navel like five times before I figured out why you were all snorting at me. Geez, now you know why my dad called me Ding Bat #2, and my 9th grade science teacher nicknamed me JupiterJen. Thank goodness I have a great proof reader around. Now off to the vibrating bed.

 
At 22/7/06 11:13 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Tal, are those flamingo feathers?

ADWOFF?



bw

 
At 22/7/06 11:15 PM, Cherry Magic Sheryl said...

G-GAre you alright? You cannot hurt yourself. We need you for the pity party, not just as decorator but for the Scrabble Tournament. Watch out for SDCB though, she carries that ginourmous dictionary everywhere.

Tal Give the cats a bungee toy. It will do the same streeeeeeetch across the room that the bras entertain them with. I'll be sure to avoid faking my own death then going on the lam with my dog. He's so unique looking that I can't go anywhere with him if I want to slide under the radar.

A lady came into the library wearing a corset type blouse yesterday with nothing on beneath it. Very eye popping. Interesting.

Stay cool everyone. We can't have CBs melting like chocolate locked in a car.

 
At 22/7/06 11:33 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Lori, you were in charge of the chocolate we brought back from June. Did you leave it in the car? Oh wait, it's ok. She lives in Minnesota and it's cool enough there. You did lock the doors?

You aren't anywhere near that fire, are you? If so, please move the car. Oh, and yourself. Of course. Worried about you as well.

bw

slyhf: she lets you have fun

 
At 22/7/06 11:58 PM, dee said...

I saw the PERFECT magnet today...

"I know there's a skinny person buried deep inside of me...but I keep her sedated with chocolate!"

Tell me that doesn't fit most of us to a "T"!!

And then Shane had to go and be sweet and buy me the PERFECT java mug...

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas!"

Sorry, I know those were OT, but I just had to share before I went to bed. There will be a pic of my new mug on my blog tomorrow. And that comment thing should be fixed.

tcfymyub
Truly, Crusie fans yelled "More Yex"...until Bob.

 
At 23/7/06 12:17 AM, Nanaimo G said...

Hi just to let you know Jenny posted on well behaved.
I forgot to remind everyone to wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus. *g* What you never heard that before I was briught up on that saying, never mind that no-one I knew was EVER hit by a bus.

 
At 23/7/06 12:21 AM, Lori said...

McG: Thank heavens for the margarita bar. I may have to park myself there if Scope Dope's music list gets approved.

I was okay with avocado and shag. Heck, I would even be okay with her usual musical picks of Bocelli and Groben(not exactly party music, but it is a PITY party)but if she makes me listen to Newton John, Williams, and Manilow (I don't even know who that Williams character is, but if he's in that list, he's got to be shady) for a few days straight, I'd better be drunk.

BCB: No worries. The chocolate is nowhere near the fires. (I'm okay too.) BTW, people around here claim Minnesota is having a hot summer as well. Not that I’d notice. I was born with a broken thermostat, so I run cold (Nice trait for a Minnesotan, huh.) But now that I think about it. I did go out in short sleeves last week, so maybe it has been hot around here. I'll let you know if I actually break into a sweat. (Outside the gym, of course.)

dfdrnp: Darn flamingos don't really need pop.

 
At 23/7/06 12:28 AM, Lori said...

Don't know who McG is. MacGyver, perhaps? I bet he could make a margarita bar with a few hairpins and a piece of chewed gum...

ennhs: Enough nonsense. Nobody hates shoes.

 
At 23/7/06 12:48 AM, Jen-t said...

At the copa, copa cobanna, music and fashion were always the passion at the copa, she fell in love....

Okay, so I don't know the words, but it's the only Manalow song I know. That is in honor of SDCB. I wish you could be there with me, but I will carry you with me in spirit! See, waving to you!

I got all my outfits picked out, with two extra. About 6 pairs of shoes, of course i'll probably only where two, but hey, I'm a female and I'm trying to act like one. I will be in jeans, t-shirt and foot thongs while riding on the airplane. it's only a two hour flight so I shouldn't need drugs. although, airplanes really make me nervous. Jaws can't fly, right?

Okay, I really need to go to bed. have to drive to Buffalo tomorrow to return my neice. She's been here visiting for my daughter's birthday. We took them to the American Idol's concert as a surprise for my daughter. It was fab! They got to sit in the second row and she really had a great time. I think she was a little sad that I'd be gone on her actually b-day, (wednesday) but his made up for it. I feel a little guilty, but DH and all the kids think I should follow my dream. yeah, getting tired and sappy. See you all tomorrow.

 
At 23/7/06 12:54 AM, Louis said...

I would be very happy to lead all the eye-patched young ladies into whatever mischief they could think of to do.

Or at least lead them to the bar and then they are on their own mischief.

We at home will try to stay cool and keep the chocolate from melting. And help decorate the "Pity Party" room. Some pinkish color maybe?

gfkzi green

gentle fingers keep zebras inteligent

 
At 23/7/06 1:47 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

Dee wrote: "Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas!"

I love that. We'll keep that in mind as a defense, should we need one in Atlanta.

That made me realize I had forgotten something funny I saw at the mall today. I was walking past a store and there was a big standing sign out front, huge letters:

Meet Bob!

My first thought was, he's here for a book signing and didn't tell anyone? Of course it was some kind of electronics store and under the "Meet Bob!" was "The New 5-in-1 Wobbling Travel Alarm" or some such nonsense, and a picture of a travel alarm with a rounded bottom. [nope, not going there]

Anyway, I just stood there and laughed. Caused a few heads to turn. Made all that shopping worthwhile.

DD is home, sans BestF, I can go to bed now. That F stands for Friend, BTW. Geez.

bw

 
At 23/7/06 8:52 AM, naked under my clothes said...

Not that this is fascinating, but...Scope dope and BCB, I'm limited to CTV, CBC, and (if the wind is right) sometimes TVO. (Like vowels -- sometimes Y.) It's CTV with the really silly shows where people try to sing. The Koala Brothers on CBC make up for everything else that's funky on their channel.

Imagine my surprise to see what's-her-name, the new midday news anchor with the long hair who used to be on CNN. It was one of those "I know her but why?" moments.

Satellites are available but DalmostH lives in the shadow of a cliff and that screws up reception for satellites. Cable doesn't reach this far. It's worth living in the boonies, though -- last week two brand-new fawns came down to drink out of the lake right by the house.

Alas, I'll be attending the pity party only to gloat. The Bob and Jenny show is coming to Mpls in September and I've signed up for that. One day of entertainment and learning -- great. National is waaaaaaayy more than I could handle!!

Not to dis anyone's daughter, but here's a question about letting one's daughter approve of one's wardrobe: Is that really a good idea? I've seen some teenagers wearing things in public I wouldn't even if I could. Now THAT makes me sound older than any nanaimo granny...

 
At 23/7/06 10:01 AM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

I left a great bunch of comments and blogger made me do three verifications and then stole them. I will try to recreate my genius.

mcb Your room is sooooo much lovelier than mine. And with a fireplace. How could I have missed that? We will use your room for the PPparty, I have decreed since rg wants to put me on the party board. The music has to stay though.

lori, I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked!!!! that you do not know Andy Williams and his number 1 hit, "Moon River". A great crying in your beer song for the music not the lyrics.

nanaimo granny I will not be going to Surrey unless I win the lottery, although I would love to go. I have never been out West. It is a bit of a stretch for me to go to NJ but come hell or high water I am going.

naked under my clothes that is more t.v. than we had when we were in Wawa at first. Only CBC and as I said the nice guy that gave us the movie network. You still didn't say where you are. Are you afraid we will come and attack you? You can tell me. I won't tell anyone. /.)

Also I would let my daughter help me pick out clothes because she would not let me go out looking like a ditz. She is a woman not a teenager and appreciates these things. /.D

green apvsedp

All points (of)view seem evident despite priorities.


blue qfdub

Quality friends despiter Uber Bob.

 
At 23/7/06 10:58 AM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

MCG? So, what, there's a Margarita Cherry Grenade running around here somewhere? Well you guys ought to know me well enough by now to spot any imposter.

See, Tal, I thought it was you but didn't want to say because I wasn't %100 positive. But yeah, the books are good.

Okay, I have to go find a cabana boy to man the margarita bar for us and get Dove bars for the ice cream freezer. You guys bring the brownies and fixin's for that Dutchman drink (I looked and our liquor store doesn't stock that stuff). Also bring your favorite DVD movies because we've got a 60" flat screen tv.

 
At 23/7/06 11:07 AM, glamour-geek said...

SDCB: Um. Maybe not on the music, dear. :)

Thanks everyone, I am ok. Finger has ceased to hurt, I can type properly (the joy of bandaids) with all 10 fingers, and it doesn't look too bad. No doubt I will smack it against something at some point and wish I had never been born, but it's ok.

Old Friend won the scrabble game. Which was fine because if I'd won 3 in a row, he'd ben pouting. He hardly gloated at all.

I still blame the heat for the cut finger and the scrabble loss. It never went under about 75 in my apartment last night and sleeping was fitful. I think it will be another jump-in-the-shower-every-chance-you-get day.

Decor: No, I can't really live with the avocado and the shag carpet either. Perhaps to assuage the loss for those who liked it we could have paisley print throw cushions? I liked whoever's (sorry, too lazy to look) description of the leather, etc. but in this heat all I can think is "I'll stick to that and it will be disgusting in no time." So I'm thinking perhaps a few leather armchairs and some other comfy chairs made of other materials. The colors were a bit too neutral for me and the stains will show when we spill our drinks in a drunken orgy of brownie eating, so maybe we should go with slightly darker colors...maybe chocolate brown so the chocolate stains don't show.

It's already too hot and it's not 8am yet. ARGH!

Mary: payment in brownies ok right now, it's the PMS and then MS thing. Then I want to try to go back to eating more appropriately. But right now Dove mini ice cream bars are the ticket. Cold and chocolate and ice cream. What more could I want?

Except cooler weather.

 
At 23/7/06 11:29 AM, Mary said...

Glamour-Geek,

All right, the emergency supply of Dove mini ice cream bars are heading south e'en as I type. I couldn't send the sled dogs, 'cause they're all lounging around the pool with their tongues hanging out. And the vultures tried to eat the Dove bars instead of carry them. So I had to resort to sending the highly insulated care package via camel. They don't mind the heat and I've told them about all the really nice things there are to do and see in Oakland. They'll probably be expecting a tour of Jack London Square.



yseat - all I can think of is some kind of gynelogical furniture. sorry.

 
At 23/7/06 12:16 PM, glamour-geek said...

mary sez: They'll probably be expecting a tour of Jack London Square.

Oh, good. It's not far from here. I recommend that the camels and I (me) go to a movie so we're in air conditioning. If they weren't rumored to make people feel seasick, I could ride the camels down there. Well, ride one of them, with the rest as a caravan. I'm sure that would be ok with the Oakland P.D.

The camels will go nicely with the MW decor, I think, but they'll probably eat the plants in the building's atrium.

Thanks for the Dove bars. It's hot enough so I was even considering them as a breakfast option. I settled for a bowl of cereal.

 
At 23/7/06 1:11 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

naked umc wrote: here's a question about letting one's daughter approve of one's wardrobe: Is that really a good idea?

LOL! What, you think I'm a bit long in the tooth to successfully pull off the college freshman look? They tell me lots of older adults are going back to school for that diploma...

It's ok, really. DD18 had more wisdom at birth than I have managed to acquire in half -- yikes, more than half? -- a lifetime. Especially about clothes.

I distinctly remember an argument I had with my older sister when I was in fifth grade. After much begging on my part she had finally relented and was going to let me wear a really cute vest of hers. Except that once I put it on, even though it looked great, it didn't fit quite right and was uncomfortable. So we argued: me against, her in favor (after all, she had decided to let me so I was darn well going to wear it). Finally, with great exasperation, she said: It doesn't matter how it feels, it matters how it looks! This was such an alien concept to me that she stunned me into silence and I ended up wearing the darn vest. Once. (Don't ever underestimate my older sister.) But I've got to tell you, ever since, comfort wins out every time over fashion. So in my case, teenage opinion is a good thing. Cause it's way better than mine.

And just why is it that you guys are waiting til I'm GONE to have this really nice party? Do you think I can't hear you talking about it behind my back? Some friends you are. Humph.

I've got to go put some cherry red streaks in my hair now. It's ok, DD18 says it's just the right touch to finish off my new look. You don't think she's still upset about being grounded a couple weeks ago, do you?

bw

 
At 23/7/06 1:18 PM, Cherry Magic Sheryl said...

C-CTHe ye patches are cloth eye patch from Pharmasave, it's their brand. I'll take a pic in the next couple of days and post it on SDCB's blog. It's flat, not curved.
Yumm, those brownies are delicious

 
At 23/7/06 1:19 PM, Mary said...

BCB, what would happen if your older sister and DD18 got together to plan your wardrobe?

G-G, now I'm picturing a cavalcade of camels parading up the dreaded Nimitz accompanying the Queen of Sherbet (sic). I should have sent apes, ivory, and peacocks along with the Dove bars ;)

bieuh - the sound made by a music critic forced to listen to "Have you ever been mellow"

 
At 23/7/06 1:28 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Mary: SShhh! They'll hear you.




bw

 
At 23/7/06 1:54 PM, glamour-geek said...

mary: sounds fabulous! Send 'em along.

Here's the current weirdness in my life: I have my friend's parents' condo in Maui for 2 weeks in September and yet I have no friends who want to come with me. Old Friend keeps hemming and hawing and being a drama queen (oy) about whether he will come or not and I'm guessing not (even though it would make a great birthday for him and he claims to desperately need a vacation), others are busy or using their vacation time for other things, still others have said "maybe" but I have no takers yet. Is this as bizarre as I think it is?

It's a 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo, so you don't have to fight over who gets to shower first when you get back from the beach, view of Molokai from the livingroom and lanai, kitchen and diningroom so you don't have to eat out all the time, close to swimming beaches, in a less touristy area of the coast, etc. I get to swim every day and pig out on fish and pineapple. I used the condo last year for a week and it was divine, but the girl friend who went with me then is visiting family in Sept. this year.

I'm going regardless, even if I'm going alone, because I've got it at less than half the going rate for these places, but it rather seems a waste if no one takes the second bedroom. No one wants to go to Maui for a week? I thought at least 2 friends would want to come with me for a week each. I'm baffled.

*shrug* People are weird.

 
At 23/7/06 2:19 PM, Mary said...

Glamour-Geek shrugs:
People are weird

Weird nothing, people are completely nuts. Sheesh. I've got a family reunion in Tahoe in September which I sorta kinda hafta go to, being the one who organized it, but otherwise I'd be dropping some truly heavy hints at this point. Maui sounds like paradise to me!

fhrcjph - compared to a vacation in Maui, who gives a fhrcjph for other obligations?

 
At 23/7/06 2:24 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

G-G: Was that a general invitation? Because, if so, I'm there. Can only do one week, as I have no vacation time and, um, no money left either, now that I think about it. But I was planning to get a second job anyway, so what's one more. I can handle three. You tell me when and where, I WILL be there. How's that for a threat? Ooooh, here's an idea, MCB and I can drive out together. Road trip. Like Thelma and Louise, only no guns. I have a pen and paper, I don't need a weapon. I do get to bring pen and paper, right? Jenny claims that sand works for her, but I have a hard time filing that later. Obviously, she's very talented.

Maybe all your friends found out you talk to us in your spare time? Could be they're starting to question your judgement? Just a thought.

bw

fychz: French abbreviation for friends at your house

 
At 23/7/06 2:29 PM, Diane said...

Nothin' wrong with ice cream for breakfast! It's got milk and eggs in it, doesn't it? Downright nutritious. And, for anyone who might bring up the chocolate - what's your point? Goes with everything!

Only, I'm not convinced it does. I was a little concerned about the talk of gin and tequila to go with our brownies at the pity party. Little quiches, chips and salsa, fruit and stuffed mushrooms - all great with gin and tequila. But I'd go with the coffee and Bailey's option to go with the brownies. Or vodka drinks (like the Turkish coffee martini I had a while back).

I hope everyone who gets to go to EITHER nationals OR the pity party has a lovely time! As for décor, when it's really hot, even many upholsteries are not nice - only something really smooth is good, and maybe a tile floor, to cool our feet.

MCB - I'm glad you're enjoying Laurie R. King. All the fiction readers in my family really appreciate her - although I loaned A Monstrous Regiment of Women (not to be confused with Terry Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment to a friend who couldn't get into it. I really like that book - it's #2 in the series - and learned some interesting stuff in it, that I've even been able to use in adult discussion groups at church (having to do with women/ the feminine in scripture, and how the translations are far more misogynistic than the original).

Not wanting to go to Maui is, indeed, evidence of insanity, but Tahoe should be pretty good too.

ayvuo: Anomalous yogurt vitally underperformed opera

iwksnr: Irises with keratin suffer natural ridicule

 
At 23/7/06 2:29 PM, glamour-geek said...

General invitation? Well, hm. I suppose it could sleep 3 (one in each bedroom, one on the fold out in the livingroom) if we're all single...but more than that and my hosts would probably have several cows. :)

Yeah, Sept 14-28. Should be stunningly gorgeous. What is wrong with these people I call my friends? And as for questioning my judgement because I talk to you, well, you should see the people I call my friends (though now I'm having to question their judgement given the lack of coming to Maui and all).

BCB: where are you located again?

 
At 23/7/06 2:39 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

I'm in central NC. I've got it all worked out. I'll send DD18 up to MD on the train to look after MCB's parents while we're gone (she'll be tired of college by then anyway, since she already knows everything), MCB can zip down here and we'll take I-40 straight to the other coast. There's a sign in Wilmington telling how many miles it is from there to there, so apparently someone has made the drive. If you can believe road signs.

Though with MCB along, it might be safer and faster to fly. Hmm. Have to ponder the potential for disater re highway patrol v. airport security. Maybe if I put her in handcuffs and tell everyone she is a fugitive from justice. It worked so well for DeNiro. (I love that movie.)

No wucking furries, girl.

bw

 
At 23/7/06 2:42 PM, glamour-geek said...

BCB: Great. I've told you the dates. I arrive in Maui around 10:20 on the 14th. I'll meet you both at the Kahului airport. Wear your cherries so I can find you.

Of course, now if some friend decides to come and you show up, I will have to put you up in the condo. It's only fair.

 
At 23/7/06 2:48 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

It's all good. We'll just camp on the beach in that case. DD18 and her friends did it last weekend and no one got arrested, so MCB and I should be able to manage it. Right? Ok, stop laughing, that's mean. Have a little faith.

Got to wash the rest of the red out of my hair now before the glob running down the side of my neck becomes permanent. Don't want anyone thinking I've been the victim of a vampire attack.

bw

nkjtv: the cable station that does not advocate the murder of prominent romantic adventure writers

 
At 23/7/06 3:47 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

Okay, you people. Am I the only one that knows that when bcb and mcb drive to Hawaii they are going to get very wet unless they drive a submersible? There is a vast Pacific Ocean between California and Hawaii, isn't there? Has that ditch been filled in? WTH?

glamour geek my friend, I am glad your finger is better and not bleeding all over your keyboard. I would love to come and stay in Hawaii with you for a week but unfortunately again the Lottery God did not smile on me. The Rat!

diane are you not planning to come to the PPparty? You can bring all those great things you mentioned. Liked the mushrooms. bcb sorry but you are not invited. This is a party for those NOT going to Atlanta, if I remember what those initials mean again. What do they mean, again? /.)

fvclei red

For verification, Crusie likes everyone included.

red fwnblyzg

For writers noting Bob's lovely yex, Zaza gloats.


Where is zaza?

 
At 23/7/06 4:17 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Scope Dope: I thought she said Maui. Could have sworn that was just south of Malibu. Are you telling me it's in Hawaii? Well hell. The things you learn.

Ok, so I'll just work four jobs. Maybe Bob and RSS will let us borrow their kayaks for that part of the trip?

bw

 
At 23/7/06 4:19 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

... hold on a second I'm putting this in my PDA ...

Maui, 2nd week Sept., bring sleeping bag

Okay we're good. And I'd say fly west, but you know, with BCB driving we'd probably get their faster by car. And its not I who will have the security problem. I long ago mastered the innocent, not-too-bright, "who me?" look. Yes its all an act, but security won't know that!

G-G - for free board in Maui I will quite happily sleep on the floor. And I don't hardly eat much. We could be quite happy actually: We're all book lovers and know better than to bug the others when they're in the middle of a chapter.

Yes, this party is for folks who can't make it to Atlanta. G-G, the room is well air conditioned. Hey, if I'm gonna pout, I'm doing it in comfort.

Diane: Yes I've already learned stuff. She does the story very well, you really feel as if you are back in that time and place.

 
At 23/7/06 4:52 PM, Lori said...

Did a little research...

Scope Dope: I do know the song Moon River, (I think it was in a b&w movie I saw with my pa) but I didn't know that Williams guy sang it. I came across a few pictures of Mr. Williams during my research. I still think he's shady.

My part of Minnesota is averaging low 90s with 40% humidity. Not even close to the roasting the western cherrybombs are taking. *sigh* Gotta think up a different excuse to go buy some of those Dove ice cream bars I'm now craving.

How'd the hair turn out BCB?

Ahh Maui...Wait a minute...Why do I suddenly have "The Impossible Dream" running through my head?

Haven't seen Zaza since last Thursday. Do you think she is testing us because of last time?

Zaza: We miss you. Come home.

ccruuar: Oh, dear. Someone has upset Moot again.

 
At 23/7/06 5:17 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

The hair is just stunning Lori, thanks for asking. At least, DD18 sure looks stunned. And you know, when I run my hands through it the colors of the streaks and my nails, which I filed to a nice sharp point, are so well coordinated with that red and black Cherry Bomb tattoo I had that nice man put on my... um, well, that's need to know info and you all just don't qualify methinks. Got to leave something to the imagination, you know? Just a little something for the truly adventurous to find out for themselves.

Geez. Just remembered I promised to behave. Or did I say I'd be nice? Anyone remember which it was, cause it might make a difference.

bw

 
At 23/7/06 5:30 PM, glamour-geek said...

Yes, dears, Maui is one of the Hawaiian Islands. I was kind of wondering about that driving thing myself, SDCB, when they mentioned it, but I figured they just had superior technology and would somehow manage the drive...under the Pacific.

Lori: we have matching weather. Yesterday it was about 98 here with about 45% humidity. Today so far doesn't feel as bad as yesterday did, but maybe that's because I spent the last hour in an air conditioned Barnes and Noble at a mall in which I could park in the parking structure (read: not in the sun). It's about 90 with 35% humidity (yes, I've lived on the east coast, I know what real humidity is like and it's a relief not to have to deal with it). My own domicile is at about 79.

 
At 23/7/06 5:39 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Will you two just stop whining about your 40% humidity? An average summer day here (and in Atlanta, BTW, for those who need to know) is 92 degress with 90% humidity. Lately it's been 95-100. We feel like we've had a cold snap if it gets below 78 at night. There is no breeze unless you're standing on the egde of the freeway.

Today is highly unusual, in that it is cloudy with the humidity occasionally mustering itself into actual raindrops and the high only about 80, unless the sun peeks through for five minutes, then it will zoom right straight up to 92. Even so, it takes a little ingenuity to dry off after a shower.

bw

 
At 23/7/06 9:22 PM, talpianna said...

ADWOFF = A Day Without French Fries.... It's the Nora Roberts fan site.

I THINK those are ostrich plumes, but they could be black vulture feathers....

CherryMagicCheryl wrote: A lady came into the library wearing a corset type blouse yesterday with nothing on beneath it.

You mean a bustier? Some of them are meant to be outer garments (though you couldn't prove it by me):

http://www.taka-lingerie.com/images/produits/s2/2-bustier.jpg.jpg

Mary and Glamour-Geek, the ivory, apes, and peacocks are coming by quinquireme--it will dock at the foot of Jack London Square.

Diane--I think the evangelist in MONSTROUS REGIMENT OF WOMEN is at least partially based on Aimee Semple McPherson.


Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

Okay, you people. Am I the only one that knows that when bcb and mcb drive to Hawaii they are going to get very wet unless they drive a submersible? There is a vast Pacific Ocean between California and Hawaii, isn't there? Has that ditch been filled in? WTH?


Scope Dope, dear--nobody told you about the bridge?

At the Pity Party, I plan to drape my corner with tie-dyed sheets and listen to Simon & Garfunklel on a Walkman. I spit on your Barry Manilow!

ymcrtta -- Yes, moles crave tasty treats also.

 
At 23/7/06 9:31 PM, glamour-geek said...

I had a student once who accidentally wrote "transatlantic railroad" instead of "transcontinental railroad." I thought it would be a novel method for getting to Europe...

 
At 23/7/06 9:59 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

glamour-geek said...
I had a student once who accidentally wrote "transatlantic railroad" instead of "transcontinental railroad." I thought it would be a novel method for getting to Europe...

Now that's a lovely idea! A modern Orient Express. A bit difficult to navigate around sudden squalls though.

 
At 23/7/06 10:01 PM, dee said...

GG- If that offer is for real, I would soooo love to come to Maui for a week. Either week, doesn't matter. Just me and books and beach, and one of my favorite CBs? Please someone tell me if you really think there could be a better week on earth! I don't think so. Let me know! I'll start saving. A quick search shows that I can get a round trip out of DC for $653.

 
At 23/7/06 10:09 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

And, Dee, $653 for a week in Maui is a steal. Of course there's still food - but we've all been meaning to lose weight anyway. I'm with you. Can't think of a better way to spend time than a week at the beach in the company of other book lovers.

GG - make sure the bar is stocked, I don't think you're going to be alone in the condo.

 
At 23/7/06 10:35 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

talpianna I loooooove Simon and Garfunkel. Can I listen in? I'll even put up with your tie-dyed sheets.

And no, no one told me about the bridge. If I leave now with my walker I might get to Maui by September. I should start at 6 a.m. tomorrow morning. Yup, I can do it. Nothing else planned for the next few months and it would give cherry magic sheryl a break. Book me in glamour geek

Hey mcb wanta take turns with my walker?

cnjjkuec blue

Certainly no joyful Jenny, killers usually execute critics.

 
At 23/7/06 11:33 PM, glamour-geek said...

You folks crack me up. Well, if all the friends end up saying no, I know where to recruit! :)

Ok, so the condo isn't exactly free, but they are charging me less than half the going rate (they're giving me $125/night, which I've already paid to them, the place rents for $260/night). Considering I recently talked to a guy who wanted to take his wife and 4 y.o. daughter to Hawaii and couldn't find anything for less than $8K for only one week including the airfares and a place to stay (and not including food), I think I'm doing splendidly. Which is why I took it for both weeks.

Also, I know I'm not going next year. The goal for Sept. 2007 is another trip to Italy, this time with my shopping partner, which will be a blast.

There are advantages to having no DH or dependents, no mortgage, etc. The disposable income all goes to shopping (incl. books) and travel.

 
At 24/7/06 12:53 AM, talpianna said...

Glamour-Geek: Transatlantic railway--it's an obvious mistake:

Even before the Great Western Railway was opened, Brunel was moving on to his next project: transatlantic shipping. He used his prestige to convince his railway company employers to build the Great Western, at the time by far the largest steamship in the world. She first sailed in 1837.

She was 236 ft (72 m) long, built of wood, and powered by sail and paddlewheels. Her first return trip to New York City took just 29 days, compared to two months for an average sailing ship. In total, 74 crossings to New York were made.

ogwwnnui -- Oh, gee, Wonder Woman! Nasty nuns undo intellectuals.

cuyme -- Cue unicorns yonder (in) Merrie England!

 
At 24/7/06 5:48 AM, orangehands said...

catch-up: (finally done reading al lthat. geez, i'm tired but can't stop till all caught up): CBs may ignore if they happen to land back here.

Bob (though by now you can't "see"; yeah, i believe that one. and no one's out to get BCB...): sorry about Dell rejection and thanks for advise.

mary said "yrybgd - y, really, y b good?" i just found this to be impressive and cute. must get sleep...

DUG said "Wish I could be there. SFCisco 08 -I'll be there with bells on."

yes! i will finally meet CBs and J&B and maybe even Cherries (though not always sure if i can find them, they act so dignified compared to us, i think they use "please" even when they aren't begging for more from Bob, and no, not that way, gutter brain).

Angie Office Wench Cherry: dog is adorable. (in a different way from tal's picture of Bubbles with his gun, of course)

welcome Smartyass. if you are new. maybe your just a Cherry posing as a CB? well, writing as a CB automatically makes you a CB but...oh god, hi.

JJ: you look great. never mention your weight again, beauty hound. geez. people. so damn picky. you look wonderful.

g-g says BCB asked "You know, the group that lives out there on the coast with OH and G-G. Hey you two, what colors are your eyes?"

yeah, brown. just brown. i mean, a beautiful brown, my eyes are great, but no flecks of other colors or whatever. my brother, though, has hazel eyes that change from brown to green to slightly blue to a mixture to...

tal, wait, your going to Antartica? you'll have your computer there, right? also, why do you get to get out of the heat? so unfair.

g-g said ""Brace yourself, Bridget!" (no, the bride's name was Michelle, it's from a bad joke)"

i love that joke. read it in a book once. apparently after the 40th telling or so it's supposed to stop being funny, but it still makes me smile. (*CB says "oh, THAT explains her"*)

g-g: glad finger is ok

nanaimo G said "I forgot to remind everyone to wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus. *g* What you never heard that before I was briught up on that saying, never mind that no-one I knew was EVER hit by a bus."

that's my mom. she was very big on clean underwear. i always wondered what she thought i did in it...

NUMC said "DalmostH" she came up with a new word thing. DAH. Darling Almost Husband. and congrats, BTW.

PPparty-> very cool. so there.

g-g: your friends are crazy. it's as simple as that. Maui is a beautiful place.

 
At 24/7/06 10:33 PM, Mary said...

In college, for some unknown reason the Art History professor assigned us an essay on life in whatever century we chose. My friend wrote a story about a princess (of course) who escaped from France in a boat. Just as she and the hero got out of cannon-shot, someone on the coast turned on a bright halogen light that illuminated their boat.
After she got the paper back I read it. I pointed out that they didn't have halogen lights at the time. Luckily neither she nor the professor had thought of that.

Not only is ignorance bliss, it can sometimes get you a good grade :)

 
At 24/7/06 11:17 PM, orangehands said...

mary: LOL. one of my friend's brothers gave me a copy of this story he had to write for an English class that took place in the 14th C. neither he nor the teacher seemed to find it weird there wasn't a place for the horse because of all the cars. when i asked him what kind of cars he thought they had then, he answered: "the kind with wheels. duh."

oh, my mistake.

makes you wonder if teachers read these things....

 
At 25/7/06 12:21 AM, talpianna said...

I always liked the story written for a school assignment by the young daughter of a Hollywood producer:

"Once upon a time there was a very poor family. The father was poor; the mother was poor; the children were poor; the butler was poor; the chauffeur was poor; the chef was poor; the maids were poor...."

cwwiz -- Cool! Wonder Woman in zoris!

 
At 25/7/06 4:29 PM, orangehands said...

good one tal. nice find.

 

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