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Friday, August 04, 2006

HE WROTE: Everything Serves A Purpose

Perhaps I should have said Princess is tentatively back in. We shall see. Everything in a book has to serve a purpose. Even better, multiple purposes. So if Princess is in the opening scene for Shane, that would, of course, mean that would not be her only appearance in the book. I can’t tell too much more because then it would give away too much of the work in progress.

Watched a very interesting movie last night. CACHE, which is in French with subtitles (in French it means hidden). That’s the extent of my French. Oui. In Special Forces a cache was something we hid to be used later. Like ammunition or weapons. It was a very precise operation. Usually a French movie means there has to be at least one scene of a man on a bicycle with a bacquet riding mournfully in circles around a fountain. There was a man on a bicycle but he did not have a bacquet. It had a brilliant idea at the core and what’s even better was it didn’t ‘explain’ things. There were scenes where you had to actually figure out what had happened. Most particularly at the end where the movie just sort of, well, ends. It’s never really pointed out to you who was doing this thing to the family that was at the core of the movie. Here’s the thing that was done to them: someone simply hid and videotaped them.

There were also scenes where you had to figure out what was going on from gestures and from visuals. For example, the wife is with a male friend in a café crying because her husband had lied to her about who he suspected was sending them these videotapes of the outside of their apartment and the house where the father grew up in. She says she has to get back to the apartment and the friend looks at his watch and says, well, not so soon, perhaps. And then it’s night and she’s back in the apartment. What do you think they were doing? No one ever shows it or says it, but then the son disappears for an entire night, telling no one where he is and the parents are frantic. Well he finally shows up the next day after spending the night at a friends and is cold to the mother. And it never occurs to either of the parents, and it is never shown or said, but don’t you think whoever was videoing the house, videoed the mother with the ‘friend’ in the café and sent the tape to the son? It’s the only thing that explains his abrupt change in behavior and what he says.

Also, there is an Eminem poster prominently displayed in the son’s room all the time. I know he’s not popular with many people but if you know anything about him, he’s literally, no pun intended, the poster child for kids and even adults who are victims of child-hood abuse. For some reason they love his music. So what does that say about the family? Again, nothing is ever made of that poster except it being displayed.

Anyway, I’m off on a tangent, but it was an extremely disturbing movie. Maybe because it was about broken people being shown they were broken and that’s what my book, CHASING THE DEAD is about in terms of character, except in CACHE, (spoiler alert) at the end, the father, simply takes two sleeping pills and goes to bed. Of course, taking the not explaining thing a step further, it can also be considered a very confusing movie. Like MEMENTO, which you either love or you hate.

Anyway. Back to Agnes. Poor Joey the Gent. Everyone’s after him. But Shane isn’t feeling too hot himself because he’s keeping a secret from Agnes. But then again, Agnes hasn’t totally leveled with Shane. And Joey is keeping the biggest secret of all. Well, maybe not. There’s someone there with a whopper. But to top it all off, none of them really knows what happened thirty years ago, the night of the Little Train Robbery. Let me look at my high speed Excel spreadsheet. Does the Don’s consigliore arrive today (today being today in the book, not today, today)? Nope, dang, he comes in tomorrow because we got a lot going on today, such as Four Wheels Thibault showing up and tonight Hit Man #1. Agnes got a lot coming at her. Back to writing.

326 Comments:

At 4/8/06 10:00 AM, Bryan said...

Sounds like an interesting movie, Bob. I like movies that allow the viewer to say "Huh?" every now and then. Too many movies play to the lowest common demoninator.

Am I in time to be first on a virgin entry?

 
At 4/8/06 10:08 AM, mcb said...

The GAM pronounced from on high ... because then it would give away too much of the work in progress.
~~~~~~~~

And this would be a problem because?

And yes, Bryan, you can have this one.

 
At 4/8/06 10:24 AM, mcb said...

*sigh* Okay I went back and read the rest of the blog. I still don't understand why you think you could possibly give us too much information. We are people who re-read DLD multiple times. Knowing what happens doesn't interfere for us at all.

Movies. I probably wouldn't much like CACHE because it sounds like a downer and I try to avoid those. But I agree that the best movies are ones where they don't hit you over the head with information. I also agree that movies today play to the lowest common denominator. There is no set up anymore. You don't need to follow along because the director won't let you miss anything. He'll smack you in the face with it accompanied by really loud noise to get your attention.

On the subject of everything in a book serving a purpose, I agree. And its true for movies too. Another issue I have is gratuitous scenes. Violence, YEX, stupid pratfalls ... all of which have nothing to do with the real story but directors feel such scenes are expected even when they don't belong. They serve no purpose and should be left out.

 
At 4/8/06 10:28 AM, Lori said...

I FINALLY get through my list of movies from here (His Girl Friday- love, love, loved it. The Women- appreciated the goals, loved the clothes, but won’t ever watch it again. Passion Fish- interesting. Double Indemnity- enjoyed more than I thought I would. W&G: Curse of the Were-Rabbit- delightful as expected. Wait...W&G was one of Jenny's other blogs...Oh, well.) and Bob HAS to mention another one. (Two actually but put me in the love column of Memento.) Off to find Cache now.

sjbxbmy: So Jenny, Bob eXists but might you?

 
At 4/8/06 10:47 AM, Cbell said...

Princess is in, then she's out. Then she's back in, and maybe eating missing cole slaw, then she's back out. Or maybe she's not completely out but maybe she is.

Writers... geesh...

 
At 4/8/06 10:50 AM, Jen-t said...

From Princess J - Huh? Okay, not going to watch that movie, sorry Bob, usually your movie tips (the ones you recommend) are pretty good, but that one just doesn't do it for me.

Now, I need to clarify something here. Bob and Jenny said that Princess was back (for now) and something about a stripper nun (which is in previous posts), which I assumed (stupid on my part) had something to do with the Bachlor party. With that said, there was something mentioned in the YEC talk about about this stripper nun person. Now, honestly, because Jenny always interupts Bob (which is a good thing) because sometimes he just talks too dang fast, that I just didn't get it all. And, again, I don't want to give you mis, or faulse information because, it might change, and you know, I'm getting older and my hearing is going and well, I was in the same room with Bob and Jenny, and that does something to your brain because they are so amazing that you sit there like, wow, I'm with Bob and Jenny, so weird things happen to you and well you turn into a Princess!

Ah, I like being a princess. My older sister has always accused me of being a spoiled rotten little brat, I guess princess works well. I think I'll go buy myself a pink T-Shirt now, with a corset (that was for you Bryan, not go take that picture of yourself!).

With my luck, Princess with get shot near the middle of the book (her second appearence) then Jenny will cut her all together - Ahhh, the pitfalls of being a princess.

 
At 4/8/06 11:02 AM, Bryan said...

jen-t,

If you post a picture of yourself in a pink t and corset, I will definitely post a picture of me (one that is actually recognizable as me, too).

ypjrg - You pray, jen-t, real good.

 
At 4/8/06 11:05 AM, glamour-geek said...

Jen-T: when you are so famous that it's time to write an autobiography, you can call it The Princess and the Shark.

 
At 4/8/06 11:15 AM, Lori said...

I'm #25 on the request list for Cache. Bob has quite the influence around here it seems.

I have been waiting very patiently all week. Now it's Friday, and I have still heard nothing about a Certain Someone strutting around in brand new mocha suede yet. *starting to tap Old Navy cherry flip-flog adorned foot*

oghfnv: Oh good! He found new vagrant.

 
At 4/8/06 11:24 AM, Jen-t said...

Bryan - In your dreams!

GG - PRINCESS AND THE SHARK- hmmmm, that's kind of cute. I like it.

Okay, freaking out a little bit over here. Got a call from our daughter this morning because she's all upset they trainer at her hockey camp won't let her play because, well, she suffered a mild concussion in last nights game. While my DH is on the phone with her, in tears, the Trainer calls the house phone to inform us of what happened and that they are treating it as mild concussion (no contact hockey for 7 days) and they want to take her in for a full exam with the doctor.

I guess she was a little off when she came to the bench after her shift, went to take a sip of water and missed her mouth completely. The coach said she didn't seem "right" and pulled her. Later she complained of headache, but said she was fine. She never complaines. This morning the trainer checked her over and assures us she appears fine, but she still complained of a slight head ache. Better safe than sorry. She's already had one concussion. Anyway, I'm stressing because I want to be there. I'm going tomorrow anyway, but wondering if I should go up a day early or not. Both my DH and I spoke with her and she really seems fine, other than she doesn't understand why they won't let her play.

So, if I disappear for a few days, it's not that I've run off with some Prince or something. Just left early for NH.

Party on...

 
At 4/8/06 11:43 AM, Louis said...

I'm more confused than ever...Is the Princess in or out?

That movie sounds like one that I wouldn't even consider watching.

JenT...go early and ease your mind.

dufdd green

did u find DD (OK)

zat blogger

quezaq green

quite unusual every zap and quote

 
At 4/8/06 11:48 AM, Anonymous said...

Gosh J-T hope DD is fine. I'm sure she will be but it's best to check these things out fully. Have a safe trip to NH.

Bob. Two posts in two days. Whoo hoo!!!Cache, not gonna watch it. I'd have to think too much.

Baquet ... I think that's an elongated loaf of bread used for the French version of tennis. Now a nice baguette on the other hand, a little Brie cheese, some grapes and thou ...

Speaking of such things the only French you know is oui? You don't know the very polite, overly polite, somewhat cheesy pick up line?
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir." Loosely translated it means "Would you sleep with me tonight? Or in Aussie "How's about it sheila?" Of course that's where your French comes in handy, "Oiu" is the answer Deb should give if you whisper softly in her ear.

So Princess is in, not in, might be in ... guess we have to wait and buy the book. Have fun writing.I'm going back to my WIP to masculinize my hero.
rg
acdjrd
a cute dog just ran downstairs

 
At 4/8/06 11:51 AM, Bryan said...

jen-t said: "Bryan - In your dreams!"

Ooh! Now there's a thought. I'm off to take a nap.

Seriously though... no, really, I was kidding about the pink t... seriously, go see your daughter. I got a concussion my senior year in high school, and while you don't really feel like you're hurt... you're "off" somehow.

I wound up getting a CAT scan because my toes went the wrong direction or something... parents were freaking out more than I was... but then again, I had a concussion and things were "off" somehow.

 
At 4/8/06 11:51 AM, RSS said...

Jen-T hope your DD is okay and that you guys have a good visit

Cleaning house, refereeing (?sp)young boys, redesigning kitchen and trying to fit in revisions so might not be visible for awhile tho I will be lurking to keep up on posts and get my daily allowance of laughter. You guys rock.

Not commenting on Bob's post because haven't seen any of the movies and I'm glad he's keeping secrets about the book because I like being surprised. Running from the rotten cabbages and overripe tomatoes being thrown by angry CB's now.

 
At 4/8/06 11:57 AM, mcb said...

Louis - Princess of the tight pink t-shirt is, apparently, tentatively back in the book.

The other Princess is on her way out. Inspite of all those words she cobbled together SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING !


Lori muttered ...I have still heard nothing about a Certain Someone strutting around in brand new mocha suede yet. *starting to tap Old Navy cherry flip-flog adorned foot*

LOL!! Soooo sorry! Actually today is the first that I have worn them. Its been so horribly hot I haven't put anything on my feet that was more than a few flimsy straps.

Ahem ... THEY'RE BOOOOTIIIFUUUUL!!! The suede is soft as a baby's butt. They are a bit tight yet, but then they are getting their first wear. once the elastic goring on the side starts to give they'll be perfect. Actually they don't quite go with the cream slacks I'm wearing today - really more appropriate for jeans - but I couldn't wait to wear them.

 
At 4/8/06 12:06 PM, Diane said...

Jen-T: I, too, hope that all is well with your daughter. I'm sure you'll feel better once you see her. Kids do not have a good understanding of restrictions for precautionary reasons (of course, I'm not quite sure what one does at hockey camp if one isn't allowed to play - are there drills one can do alone, or something?).

Rss - we would NEVER throw rotten cabbages or overripe tomatoes! And civil disagreement certainly doesn't merit the spike-heel-of-death. Best wishes with the multitudinous tasks!

RG: good luck in adding (endogenous) testosterone to your hero, while avoiding cliché. Perhaps when he is not working professionally, he can walk around with his shirt off (or labor in the yard ditto). It's manly and improves the scenery!

diksdjd: Dessert indicates kind, sensitive diners just delighted

 
At 4/8/06 12:17 PM, resting cb said...

There is a soap opera which I haven't watched in years, but I occasionally catch the "what happened this week" column in the paper. Even though I recognize many of the names I really can't tell what's going on. It almost, but not quite, makes me want to watch and find out. This post makes me feel the same way. I recognize the names but can't tell what's going on. The difference is - I can't wait to read Agnes. Thanks Bob.

jsdhh Jenny said "Don't hit him (that's my job)"

 
At 4/8/06 12:21 PM, mcb said...

Jen - You know you'll feel better if you go early. While I am sure she is absolutely fine, you should never ignore that mother's instinct. Kudos to the coach for the eagle eye too.

RSS - you're just stronger than the rest of us. Me, I kept reading and re-reading the Coleslaw and Princess excerpts even though I knew they were out of the book. I didn't care. I'm a printed word junkie.

But I love the bits that Bob feeds us now and again. It sounds like this one is going to have a lot of fun stuff going on and multiple subplots. Can't wait!

 
At 4/8/06 12:28 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

bob likes us. He really likes us. He wrote to posts in two days because we put so many comments on the last one he couldn't read it anymore and he wants to be able to see what we are saying. I am certain of it.

No way am I going to rent, borrow, steal or pay for that movie. Sounds too depressing for me.

jen-t get your fanny to N.H. You know you won't relax until you see DD for yourself. Get her thoroughly checked out, especially if she has had a concussion before. All the best to her, sweetheart.

blue hddnbc

Heard DD needed best (wishes from ) cherry bombs.

 
At 4/8/06 12:43 PM, Conscripted Cherry said...

Jen-T- hope you're not reading this because you've already left for NH- you know going will make you and DH feel better, and contrary to how grown up she feels, it's always better to have your mommy around when the world is off its axis.

I have tons of stuffed moved to the new house, unfortunately I have tons of stuff still at the old apartment. I'm still trying to figure out where all this stuff came from. Oh well, off to pack and move some more.

 
At 4/8/06 1:37 PM, Anonymous said...

what the hell is a bacquet?

 
At 4/8/06 1:47 PM, mcb said...

Anonymous said...
what the hell is a bacquet?

Wild guess here, but maybe a cross between a bat and a racquet. Probably used to play extreme tennis. Why a Frenchman would carry one around on his bike I couldn't tell you.

 
At 4/8/06 1:51 PM, Anonymous said...

Jen-T: a concussion, yikes, hope that your daughter is 100% fine! Can't say that I know what it's like to worry about a child, but I do know what it's like to want your mom around when you're hurt or sick. She'll be so happy to see you, I'm sure.

I'm not sure if I've ever had a concussion (that sounds weird), but I have had stiches in my head twice. (I like to think the second time knocked everything right.) The day after the first head knock from running into the corner of the wall, I fell down the attic stairs. My mom's still not sure if I fainted or if my older sister pushed me. I was only around 4 at the time, so I have no recollection.

Yes, I was the child most prone to causing my parents grey hairs due to self injury.

At any rate, have a safe drive up to see your daughter, Jen-T!

Theresa in Pgh

 
At 4/8/06 2:00 PM, Jen-t said...

Update - Just got off the phone with DD - she's at the hospital, they are doing a CT scan just to make sure everything is okay. I can tell she's a little scared and I'm dying because I'm about 6 hours away. They did a basic exam, and she seems fine, but I can't stand it. The car is packed, I'm dropping the boys off at a friends house and I'm out the door.

See you all on Monday.

 
At 4/8/06 2:07 PM, mcb said...

Jen - you are on your way, I realize, but wanted to post here that all our thoughts will be with you and for Pete's sake - DRIVE CAREFULLY.

 
At 4/8/06 2:11 PM, Deb said...

Bob: Mob funerals could be a fun scene to write as well as the Bachelor/ette party. I thought since killing characters is your part of your writing charm, and in case you needed authenticity to a mob funeral, the viewing conversation is a wee bit different.

During a non-mob viewing, a guest usually points out how good the dead guy looks. Not so with a mob viewing. A mob viewer points out “Didn’t (insert mob funeral director name here) do a good job”. That would be in reference to the fine job of plugging the bullets holes.

I am not making this up. A friend’s distant family did carry “Chicago typewriters”. He attended a few of the funerals and heard comments of this nature.

Haven’t a clue why I thought of this now, but thought I’d share.

 
At 4/8/06 2:11 PM, btuda said...

Jen-T: I hope everything goes well with your DD too. I'm just now learning how scary it can be. My 10 year-old stepson has given me several near heart attacks and I know it is only going to get more adventurous as he continues to play sports and *gasp* learn to drive. Drive safe.

Movies: My minor in college was Comparative Literature - Film Studies. Yes, while my roommates were slaving over the conjugation of French verbs, Freud and physics, I was watching Jaws, Abbott and Costello, and Singing in the Rain on Tuesday nights. Love His Girl Friday. I'm tempted to check out Cache as long as it isn't anything like any of the Ingmar Bergman movies. (An entire semester of only Bergman movies -- learned it wasn't for me *shudder*).

Of course, my DH won't have anything to do with it and I'll have to watch it by myself. He's more of a drive-really-fast and watch-things-blow-up kind of movie guy. Definitely a Die Hard and Lethal Weapon kind of guy.

Is it just me or are a lot of my favorite male movie stars from when I was growing up (I'm definitely an '80s child) are getting odd, ickie and just plain bizarre?

xflow: the new energy drink from the makers of Xbox

qdtkkjk: Quiet, don't think kicking kayaks justifies kudos.

(I think I just amazed myself with that one.)

 
At 4/8/06 2:33 PM, orangehands said...

wow. i thought i was dreaming when i first saw this. way to go Bob. write on.

Momento was kind of cool, but i'm not planning to see Cache. i'll tell my brother about it though- he loved Momento.

Princess J: hope DD is ok. drive safe and all that and be careful. compliment the coach's quick eye, because most of the ones i had didn't have the eye. (or the coaching skill, but that's a different story).

 
At 4/8/06 3:36 PM, Conscripted Cherry said...

a totally off topic vent- I had four friends lined up to help me move with special emphasis on being here at 8:00 this morning- I was even paying the teenagers for their time and smart mouths- It's 1:30 in teh afternoon and I haven't heard from any of them- I don't know if I'm more worried or &*(#&#($ at them right now- okay, off to pack more and move more, at least it's only 90 degrees (that's 32 degrees for DUG) today, not 105 like last week.

 
At 4/8/06 3:56 PM, ZaZa said...

Jen-T, I second what Bryan said. I, too, have had a concussion, and you just feel weird. Also, you get tired easily, and your balance is off. Definitely not a time for active sports.



Bob said...
Usually a French movie means there has to be at least one scene of a man on a bicycle with a bacquet riding mournfully in circles around a fountain.

Very Hitchcockian from our pov, but, of course, he wasn't a native American. Also, in the Pink Panther, they took that cliche and wrung the heck out of it. So funny.

But bacquet, Bob? Do you have some kind of religious aversion to using a dictionary??? Baguette, as someone else said.

AND...
It had a brilliant idea at the core and what’s even better was it didn’t ‘explain’ things. There were scenes where you had to actually figure out what had happened. Most particularly at the end where the movie just sort of, well, ends.

That's what I love about French films. I used to see a ton of "foreign" films, and loved many of them, but, so far, I've never seen a French film I didn't love. They're so spare, both in letting you think/figure it out for yourself, and in their visuals. You can watch them a dozen times and come away with something new each time. A scene in a kitchen, for example, tells you a huge amount just by the way the room is set up and the contents of the (open) cupboards.

I loved Memento for the same reason. There was so much there. After even three viewings you were only scratching the surface. Yet, the story was complete enough to be satisfying after only one. The same is true of a well-written book - you keep dipping in and finding new treasures and hidden meanings.

GLAMOUR GEEK, speaking of foreign films, just saw a flyer for the Carneros Film Festival or something like that. This is a little late, but tonight at roughly 6:30, at the Roche Winery Barrel Room, they will be showing Tango a Strange Turn. It's an Argentine film. They're apparently going to have tango lessons and dancing, too. Sorry, it's such short notice, but I just saw the flyer this morning.

bpzvop (green)
Bob patted Zoe with one paw. LOL! Hey, it just came out that way.

 
At 4/8/06 4:17 PM, Bryan said...

zaza said: "I second what Bryan said."

For a second there I thought you were having visions of pink t's and corsets... then I realized we were talking about concussions.

bryngam -- I don't know guys, I'm struggling with this one.

 
At 4/8/06 4:24 PM, glamour-geek said...

zaza: Thank you so much for thinking of me! I don't think I'll go, but I've written down the name of the film. Oddly, it's not on the Bay Area Argentine Tango Assoc's. website. *shrug* But it is fun to dance (and watch dancing) outdoors in Buenos Aires.

I'm vaguely thinking of starting to learn a new dance. Something over a year ago the folks at our alternative milonga (which plays traditional tango, the hybrid techno-tango--yes, there is such a thing, go look up Bajofondo Tango Club and Gotan Project, among others, if you're curious-- and anything else they think you might possibly be able to tango to (Prince, Journey, SoftCell, a lot of blues, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Jefferson Airplane, Beatles, The Doors--I'm not making this up! I have danced tango to Yellow Submarine!)) had the blues dancers in to give a demo. I had no idea there was something called Blues Dancing. Of course, their activities are Friday nights, when I'm usually climbing or otherwise engaged or else too ill to go anywhere which is why I'm not climbing or otherwise engaged. So I'm considering going tonight. If I can stay awake. It looks like an amazingly hot, sexy dance and I love blues music so...

Otherwise I'm going to re-polish my toenails. I'm getting a bit tired of Jessica Nail's VIP Room and the rest of the weekend looks outlandishly busy.

 
At 4/8/06 4:36 PM, Patrice said...

Okay, so Bob claims to be working at his computer, writing the tantalizing tale of Agnes and the hitman and the dimwitted but supposedly endearing Princess and the woes of the mob, but I suspect he may be riding a bicycle around a fountain, wearing a forlorn expression and, you know, a baguette.

Like this blog, it's mesmerizing. I can't look away.

 
At 4/8/06 5:02 PM, ZaZa said...

Bryan said...
bryngam -- I don't know guys, I'm struggling with this one.

That's what you said when Tal threatened you with corset wearing moles: "bryngam on!"


and my punishment:
amyjbfa (blue)
Amy joined boyfriend Al Hah!

 
At 4/8/06 5:07 PM, ZaZa said...

Oops, forgot about this. Rss, was it?, mentioned contests? Here's one, if you've got something ready to go or can pull it together by tomorrow:

http://www.romance-ffp.com/

They've got too few entries in four fo seven categories and are in danger of cancelling them. The list of the needy categories on at that link, and there's a link to the rules and guidelines on that page.

I've got two things that would fit two of their orphan categories, if I can pull them together that fast. I don't have synopses for either of them. The fifteen pages isn't a problem, but I hate writing synopses. Yeah, yeah. I know almost everyone does. ;+)

If I'd been online as usual, I could have passed that on and put my package together nearly a week ago. Sigh.

mmikyxiv
merry maids in kilts yx'd in Vegas

 
At 4/8/06 5:09 PM, mcb said...

ZaZa said...
Bryan said...
bryngam -- I don't know guys, I'm struggling with this one.

That's what you said when Tal threatened you with corset wearing moles: "bryngam on!"
~~~~~

I thought he was bragging ... "Bryan, GAM" Bryan, you can't nominate yourself.

 
At 4/8/06 5:51 PM, Bryan said...

mcb,

Moi?

:: blink, blink ::

okay here's a real one - kebkvexb - keeping every blue kitten's virtual existance binary.

 
At 4/8/06 6:01 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

CC: Do you suppose Bob is suggesting you put a weapons cache in your wall? In case the Hole in the Wall Gang happens to stop by someday?

Sorry your help didn't show up. Maybe they heard about the cache.

bw

zcbvpp: zee cb's (are) very pretty princesses (or princes, I guess)

 
At 4/8/06 6:06 PM, Conscripted Cherry said...

A weapons cache? I like that idea. Waterguns and fireworks are obvious choices. I wonder what else I could add.

SPOAD- the toad spelling contest

 
At 4/8/06 6:08 PM, glamour-geek said...

Nerf machine guns are a lot of fun. And make excellent gifts for the 20- and 30-something crowd.

 
At 4/8/06 6:24 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

CC: Be sure to add a rope of some kind. Very effective weapon and, in the right circumstances, doubles as entertainment. [grin]

Just talked to Jen, she's about halfway there and sounding calmer. I'm tempted to make something up that will get her going when she comes back and reads this, but geez, I have kids too. It's not fun when they're hurt, even when they're really ok. She said to tell everyone that DD is fine and thanks for the concern.

The hospital may decide to keep Jen overnight for observation, delusions of grandeur and all that, but DD can probably be released.

bw

 
At 4/8/06 6:43 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

Bob wrote: ...the son disappears for an entire night, telling no one where he is and the parents are frantic. Well he finally shows up the next day after spending the night at a friends and is cold to the mother.//...//It’s the only thing that explains his abrupt change in behavior and what he says.

Bob, you must not spend much time around teenagers. Maybe the French are different (well, of course they are) but here in America just about anything, even nothing, can cause this reaction in a teenager. As a matter of fact, a parent starts to worry when there are no abrupt changes in behavior.

And WTH? A high speed Excel spreadsheet? Are you sure? Jenny, what have you been telling him?

bw

pebss: Princess endures, Bob said so

 
At 4/8/06 7:20 PM, talpianna said...

Bob: I suspect the title of your movie was CACHÉ, the past participle of the verb cacher, to hide.

And if that guy on the bicycle had one of those long thin loaves of bread, it's a baguette. Unless, of course, it's a branch that fell off the tree on his head.

See, I don't just do Latin. (Plus, I used to live in France.)

I just looked it up on IMDb. I was right about the title: Here are a couple of reviewers' comments:

Haneke is not just interested in creating a thriller however and the auteur expertly dissects George and Annes bourgeois life and implicates them both in the treatment by western culture of the east and the third world.

Would Elizabeth Bishop approve?

This all leads to a moment so unexpected, so violent and so shocking that it resulted in one of the most incredible reactions I've ever experienced in a cinema - a collective gasp of disbelief mingled with a few screams of horror.

Bob somehow managed to leave out that bit....

yioiqrzv -- Yi! Oi! Quick, Robert! Zap victims!

 
At 4/8/06 7:37 PM, GatorPerson said...

Memento is excellent, although somewhat dizzying!

Existence, B-Boy! Nyah! Oooh, I'm so mean!

One night DD#1 didn't and didn't come in. DD#2 was in bed asleep. Called the police. They came, commiserating, and saying they'll try searching the area to find her. DD#2 stumbles downstairs. Oh yeah, she says, DD#1 is a block away at the school talking with a boy. They didn't want to disturb M&D! Halleluiahs, gnashings of teeth, mortifications, snatchings of baldheadedness. Yeah, all in a mother's day of motherhoodedness! But, I wouldn't give it up for anything. Bob just doesn't know. I guess no one calls him Mom.

ewcov: EveryWhere Culverts OverVlow (Yup, we just had a gullywasher.)

 
At 4/8/06 7:40 PM, talpianna said...

From now on, all CherryBombs will address Bob as "Mom." I guess that makes Jenny our Daddy.

lwcjfx --Let's wait, CherryBombs: Jenny feels Xhausted.

 
At 4/8/06 8:07 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

So GAM = God Among Moms?

I don't know Tal, it just doesn't work for me. Of course, I've never been comfortable with the whole "mom and dad" description of Him and Her -- since I'm so much more mature than most of you. Ok, stop laughing. Older. I'm older, ok? Still, I'm younger than Jenny. Who is apparently soooo old she needs an entire week to recover from a little partying with her friends. Hmph.

Does Bob have any progeny? I don't believe we have enough information on this subject. That won't stop us, though, will it? We'll just make something up. Father to squirrels everywhere. Tal, maybe he'll agree to adopt your moles?

bw

 
At 4/8/06 8:22 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

Dearest BCB - I think the only one of us who has admitted her age so far is OH ... and ya know that doesn't really count. I have the idea we are all in the same general age range. At least that's the impression I get from conversations.

 
At 4/8/06 8:38 PM, DownUnderGal said...

Have seen a few French Films. I'm a big fan of Before Sunrise and also After Sunset... er no hang on, think I may have that around the wrong way. Anyway Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy. Same characters, two films made about 7 years apart. Actually strictly speaking, not French films as in sub titles but set in Paris with that beautiful richness and a great script - just two people talking for an hour and a half. Fantastic. Not sure which one I liked best. The second one I think even though Ethan Hawke is looking a little worse for wear in it. Great sexual tension it it too.
Glad to hear Agnes is bubbling along.

Jen-t, I know you're not here and not reading this but thinking of you and DD.

utiiz - french past participle verb

 
At 4/8/06 9:36 PM, Mary said...

anonymous said...
what the hell is a bacquet?


Clearly, it is the opposite of a front-ette. Sheesh.

 
At 4/8/06 9:49 PM, talpianna said...

I believe I made much of the fact when I turned 64, and the Tigress is a year older than I am!

vzeteir -- Voyez! Ze Talpianna est idealement ravissante!

 
At 4/8/06 10:42 PM, orangehands said...

MCB: i got that impression too. there's a few CBs in their mid to late 30's...and then the rest of you are OLD. i mean, you saw the first Ice Age, you were there when they invented fire, you actually experienced evolution, old.

go i get to call you guys geezers now?

this must be why tal can garner support for her cause to throw me into fires. my big mouth.

just think. you guys are so fascinating you hooked a bratty, know-it-all (though mind you genius) teenager into spending hours a day posting with you. pretty good for a bunch of old ladies and two guys.

dilavm: don't, in life, avoid vicious members.

 
At 4/8/06 10:42 PM, orangehands said...

*OH runs screaming from the mob of CBs*

 
At 4/8/06 10:51 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

orangehands I am about to make your dreams come true. go to your email in about ten minutes. /,D

I, my dear, am 65 so i am older than dirt...and talpianna. So there.


red ylawks

Yex likely alarms writers (who are) killing suspects.

 
At 4/8/06 10:52 PM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

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At 4/8/06 11:26 PM, Cora said...

A little correction: Caché is not really a French film, it an Austrian film by an Austrian director with French dialogue.

 
At 4/8/06 11:31 PM, Louis said...

Ladies, Ladies...you all age delightfully.

I won't mention the couple of years past eighty that I am.

I'm still an olde f***

oerosb red

older every Robert or she becomes

 
At 5/8/06 12:09 AM, Leslie said...

The movie doesn't end with the sleeping pills, but with a meeting in the schoolyard as the credits roll. You saw that, right? Because it *really* throws a wrench into whatever theory the viewer has developed.

 
At 5/8/06 12:16 AM, Lori said...

OH: I don't know if the six years difference in our ages qualifies me as a-- what was that again...oh yes-- "geezer."

However, I will proudly wear the Geezer Badge if it allows me to mingle amongst great people like Tal, AgTigress, Louis, Scope Dope, etc. in your mind.

lsfxam: Lori sweet-talks(by) 'fessing eXtreme adoration merrily.

PS: Being called a geezer reminds me of Grandpa in Going Postal.

PPS: McB-- Shoe satisfaction...there's nothing like it. Thank you for sharing.

 
At 5/8/06 12:53 AM, Anonymous said...

I just watched the most amazing geezer film tonight (not for geezer's like Bob but more for the ladies) and I cried into my wine. This might be the alcohol talking *grin* but Ladies in Lavender was amazing.
I've always admired the work of Dame Judi Dench and Maggie Smith, and young Daniel Bruhl was adorable.
This was a great character study, in addition to wonderful setting and cinematography, pre-war era in England. The ladies didn't have to speak a word their facial expressions told so much. And Judi Dench's role as Ursula, the sister who saw the young man and yearned for the life not lived was so touching, so poignant. Seriously, don't watch this movie with a guy.
And the music, if you appreciate classical music, the violin concertos are to die for. I'm so glad my friend insisted I watch it and gave me the movie. It was never on my list of must sees as I imagined it might be a bit boring. It wasn't.
A five hanky, at least for me.
rg
ruiktcr, a doctors cousin

 
At 5/8/06 1:05 AM, Jen-t said...

Update - Got into NH around 9:30, record time. Of course BCB made the trip go a little better when she called me. I tell you, this is the best dang little blogging community around. Thanks BCB - that really made my day. Love you guys. Anyway, all the well wishes must have helped because my DD is just fine. They basically gave her a clean bill of health. No contact until Monday, but then she's back on the ice. Okay, so that freaks me out a bit, since I totally panicked on my way here thinking all sorts of bad thoughts.

Okay, I need sleep. I'm meeting dearest daughter for a 7:30 breakfast and I have drive like 45 mintues to get there!

 
At 5/8/06 1:15 AM, Nanaimo G said...

Well I guess I'm up there with Granma Mazur, older than Scopedope but younger than Louis, but then who isn't younger than Louis?
It just amazes me that y'all remember the same movies etc. that I do; but then I saw them the first time around.
I hope your daughter is OK JT It is scary when you ger a phone call like that, its been a while but I still remember the sick feeling inside.
Rg about your "hole in my arm" during ww11 I had an absess[sp] on my jaw it left me with a huge hole for years, but becuase it was wartime and many people had wounds/scars it didn't seem to matter.
I fell out of bed once and broke my arm when people asked what happened to me Duh I wasn't going to say I fell out of bed Not me I said
"my parachute didn't open in time, lucky I only broke my arm eh."

 
At 5/8/06 3:07 AM, orangehands said...

lori: great book. and about the six years...i did say there were a few youngsters like me....geez, now they have me speaking "old talk" :)

JJ: glad DD is ok.

rg: Maggie Smith? i'll watch it. i love that woman. she is so amazing. except for in the first three Harry Potter movies. everybody was terrible in those. but Maggie Smith is a legend.

n granny said "I fell out of bed once and broke my arm when people asked what happened to me Duh I wasn't going to say I fell out of bed Not me I said
"my parachute didn't open in time, lucky I only broke my arm eh.""

this is why i love the geezers on this site. LOL.

 
At 5/8/06 3:08 AM, orangehands said...

lori: thinking (i know, but i do it at times) about that discussion the group had awhile ago about appropriate ages for Jenny and was wondering when you started reading her. just curious.

 
At 5/8/06 5:20 AM, Erica said...

YAY!! Double score this week :D
Not only do I have my internet back, I also FINALLY got Don't Look Down!!!
I have to say, I was worried because I had HUGE expectations... But no need! It was GREAT!!!

Thankyou so much Bob and Jenny!

I can't wait for Agnes :D

 
At 5/8/06 5:22 AM, Erica said...

*sneaks off to read DLD again* :D

 
At 5/8/06 8:01 AM, DownUnderGal said...

Hey rg - email me privately and I'll give you my mobile for when you get to the Gold Coast. When are you arriving?

 
At 5/8/06 8:38 AM, RSS said...

JenT: so happy to hear your DD got a clean bill of health and that you made it to NH safely. I hope you have a good visit with her.

Zaza unfortunately I don't have any FFP books so can't enter that contest but thanks for the information.

I'm going to rent Ladies in Lavendar if they have it down here. It will give me something to do while the wild boys are playing video games this evening. At the moment I'm loading up on coffee so I can take them over to kayak. That should be interesting.

Sounds like we have a wide range of ages on this blog. That's one of the things that makes it such a good community. Wisdom and energy.

 
At 5/8/06 8:50 AM, phenila said...

Anonymous caught that little 'bacquet' thing. I loved the explanation that it was an elongated loaf of bread used in tennis....

Weird thing at work yesterday: I left to do the daily deposit. When i returned to the store, it was quiet, too quiet. I looked around for our new employee of three days. she wasn't there! Now I know she had a minor indiscretion, that she had to be counseled about. i went into the manager's office and asked: "You didn't fire her already?" To which the manager replied: "No, the assistant manager at our other location quit. so I sent her over there."
BLINK. new girl works for three days and gets a promotion?

hzkhy hazy zany kid has youth

 
At 5/8/06 9:02 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

MCB decreed: I have the idea we are all in the same general age range.

Well, yes, of course [nodding agreeably]. We're all in our mid-thirties, except those of us who are even younger.

I think we are all of an age in our minds and spirits. And we each seem to have that little bit of snark (yes, Louis, you too -- especially you) that will keep us young and laughing forever. If only I could transfer some of that youthful energy to my poor arthritic knees.

Welcome Cora! Nice to see another blogger from Germany. And where is colognegrl lately? Oh wait, I'm the one who's been gone. Has she been around lately? Geez. I've lost track.

Erica: You are just now getting DLD? Poor baby! Do you live way off a beaten sheep track where there are no bookstores? Hope we didn't spoil it too much with all the discussion.

You know, when people just pop up out of nowhere and say they've been reading all along (not Cora, well maybe Cora, but someone else recently said so) I wonder just how many lurkers are out there. And why the heck aren't they talking to us? We're very nice.

Ok. Roll call. Everyone who is lurking needs to step forward and say HI. Both of you. Just real quick. It won't hurt. Probably. We want a head count. You go first. Yes, YOU, over there in the corner. Step up.

bw

 
At 5/8/06 9:35 AM, Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

erica is in downundergal's neighbourhood, down under in the land of OZ. Good. Welcome erica, although I think you have been here before, right?

Welcome cora you ladies feel free to jump in any time. We have amazing conversations on here. /,D

zvmzte

Zounds. (During) virtual mayhem Zaza teleported everyone.

 
At 5/8/06 9:54 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

Inscrutable intractable lot, those lurkers. Geez. Issue a perfectly nice invitation to come out and play and they just ignore it.

Maybe they're both sleeping?

Invitation stands. If you don't believe me, you can certainly believe Scope Dope.

I'm going off to pout now. Not that my feelings are hurt or anything. [sniff]

bw

 
At 5/8/06 9:56 AM, Anonymous said...

Gooood morning! I'm feeling very chipper today. Love it when I sleep well.
J-T glad DD is well!
Erica - glad you finally got DLD
Phenilia - the work place is weird. You can work your butt off for years and somehow get overlooked. I'd approach the boss and ask why.
Louis - you reach an age where you can be proud of it but for now, I ain't saying *grin*
Naniamo - loved your stories of scars, I'm getting there. This is the first time in my life (since moving to the desert last year) that I've gone sleeveless and don't care. Maybe there is hope for me yet?

Have my submissions (first three chapters and synopsis) of Gone Tropical almost ready to go out, to agent and editor. I'm sending them prior to going to Aust. (on Monday, can't believe it's so close to leaving) where I'll work on the rest of the book. I'm doing some research and weaving through a little texture and setting in the chapters that feature the rainforest and Great Barrier Reef.

I've made my hero much stronger, his sentences are shorter, not exactly monosyllabic but almost, then as he warms up to the heroine he speaks more. That was the part where he'd suddenly gone all girlie *grin*
I have a scene where a snake (a big green python) gets into their cabin (they're undercover and pretending to be married) he's sleeping on the floor, she's in the bed. He has a deep dread of snakes and awakens to see it slithering by him. He freaks. She picks the snake up and takes it outside and releases it to nature (I have her set up as the Science geek, she used to walk around the lab with Lumpy the school snake around her neck.) It gives her (the psychologist) a reason to get the hero into her bed and to comfort him *grin*
Now here's my question, what might make him be so scared of snakes? Any ideas?
rg
sgldmcor A Scotsman assuring his buddy, It's all good McOr

 
At 5/8/06 10:04 AM, Jen-t said...

RSS - "Wisdom and Energy" That's either end, then you have me, the sagging middle, being of middle age.

No lurking aloud, or moot will get you, or maybe the sniper, or some stripping nun. Of course, don't forget the Princess, please, never forget the princess.

I love college's. I'm sitting in my car, watching squirrels, thinking of Bob (how scary), and waiting for my daughter to got watch my daughter's second on-ice practice of the day. I decided, since I have an hour, and the library doesn't open till ten, which is when her practice is, I'd pull out the old laptop and work on my WIP. Low and behold, wireless! I guess you can get it just about everywhere on the campus. So, instead of working, I'm hanging with you guys. See, I'm nice, you can't hate me anymore. No hating Princess Jen.

Time to go watch my babygirl play hockey. Hopefully I can do without having heart failure. As it is, I think I downed a half a bottle of tums yesterday.

This is it from me for a while. Have a good day.

 
At 5/8/06 10:07 AM, Jen-t said...

RG - Any good snake movies he could have watched as a kid that effected him like Jaws did me? PRINCESS JEN AND THE SHARK. That's gotta be a title somewhere.

My neighbors kid is terrified of snakes, but that's because he got bit by a gardner snake when he was like five, he's only 10 now, and he's totally terrified. But hopefully, he'll grow out of it.

 
At 5/8/06 10:08 AM, Mary said...

Y'see, RG, it was like this.

After a previous "mission" the hero had gone back to headquarters to be debriefed. Unbeknownst to him, the debriefer had put him into a hyponotic state and introduced an abnormal fear of snakes.

This was of course because the debriefer was interested in a dazzling woman named Angelica, who only had eyes for our hero. The plan was to spring a snake upon him when Angelica was around, and thus make the hero look unmanly and thus undesirable to Angelica.

Well, you didn't say "any good ideas" so I just threw out the first one that came to mind.

 
At 5/8/06 10:16 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

RG: Obviously, Mary is your hero's sister. She tormented him mercilessly as a child. He may never get over it. Will need excessive comforting. Sufficient?

Or did you want the R-rated explanation of this phobia? You see-- just a minute. What's that, Bob? Oh. Ok. Never mind.

bw

 
At 5/8/06 10:22 AM, GatorPerson said...

RG: This is truth! There seem to be 3 significant phobias: Snakes, spiders, and cats, in that order of frequency. These phobias don't need to be caused by anything that has happened. Once I read that this resides in the primitive brain, and it was speculated that person's ancestors developed the phobia as a protective mechanism. I am terrified of snakes, particularly dead ones, DH shivers at spiders, and so we cope.

OK. I thought that I was the oldest one by far, except for Louis. So I confess to a month away from 63. Hmmm, demographics reports may be skewed incorrectly for romance novels.

 
At 5/8/06 10:22 AM, Mary said...

RG,

A hyponotic state is of course similar to a hypnotic state, just much much smaller. Okay, or possibly it is a wee bit of a typo introduced into the text to reassure you that I'm just as human as the next blogger.

BCB,

I'll have you know that I never tormented any of my brothers. They were all way too tall. On the other hand, if there was trouble, e.g. "who broke that vase" then faced with a choice between mean-looking brothers and an innocent looking little Mary, well, what was a parent to think? (heh heh heh)

 
At 5/8/06 10:28 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

Yep, as I said, it was Mary's fault entirely. Too tall? Did I just hear you say too tall? Nice try.

Of course, I was the one who had a pet snake when I was younger. Hmmm. Want me to call my mom and do some research? Maybe my sisters?

bw

 
At 5/8/06 10:41 AM, Anonymous said...

Well, I knew someone would mention the R-rated phobias. But BCB? You're the most innocent of the bloggers. But I suppose, still waters do run deep.
I have my hero redeem himself later in the book where he kills a snake with his hunting knife to save an innocent, but doesn't realise it's poisonous. (The python isn't.)
I might just leave it as gator person says, an unexplained phobia. So long as I know in my mind why, it doesn't really have to feature in the book. Plus the psychologist (heroine)talks to him (while she's spooning him of course) about his fear, so maybe she can explain that to him. Hey, gatorperson, that's it, I like that explanation. I can hear the dialogue. Thank you.
Off to finish that scene.
rg
qxuemmky Que Mickey

 
At 5/8/06 10:53 AM, bon cheri bomb said...

RG lied through her teeth: But BCB? You're the most innocent of the bloggers. But I suppose, still waters do run deep.

I'm WHAT?!

Thanks, RG, I'm going to be laughing all day over that one. Lightning strike you yet?

bw

 
At 5/8/06 11:35 AM, Lori said...

OH: My first Crusie-- I was 15. It was Tell Me Lies. The candy hearts caught my eye at the library, so I brought it home. I devoured it and was hooked on Jenny. I’d been reading adult books (with and without sex or other more adult themes) for at least two years by the time I stumbled across Jenny’s books, but they made the most sense to me. I believed her. Still do.

Typing this made me realize that my JennyFan 10-year anniversary is coming up. Exciting! Maybe I’ll buy the book-that-shall-not-be-named in honor of it.

RG's "But BCB? You're the most innocent of the bloggers."

Made me laugh too. I don't think the innocent survive long around here.

cecjvgm: Could each Cherrybomb just virtually gag me?

 
At 5/8/06 11:48 AM, Bryan said...

jen-t,

So glad that DD is okay. It usually turns out that way, and as a parent you might feel silly for tending toward panic, but head injuries are scarey things and you never know when things aren't going to turn out okay.

Give her a hug, tell her you love her, then try to forget how scared you were.

lori said: "I don't think the innocent survive long around here."

Tell me about it. I was innocent when I got here. Look at me now.

mbptsu - Must be pistaciao tomato soup, ugh.

 
At 5/8/06 11:54 AM, glamour-geek said...

Bryan, with your knowledge of corsetry, it's hard to believe you were ever innocent. ;)

Yes, ladies and gents (and you others, over there, in the corner), it's actually SUNNY in the morning and I don't have to scamper off somewhere. So I get to spend the morning doing what I love best: sitting on my balcony for an hour or two in the rare bit of direct sunlight I get on my balcony. I think it's going to be a good day...

 
At 5/8/06 12:05 PM, Anonymous said...

Checking in prior to running errands. BCB innocent? I knew that would stir up some action ...
and Bryan, don't you dare blame us. *grin*
rg
affazx A faze x, (I'll get over it)

 
At 5/8/06 12:14 PM, Margarita Cherrybomb said...

BCB said ... I think we are all of an age in our minds and spirits. And we each seem to have that little bit of snark (yes, Louis, you too -- especially you) that will keep us young and laughing forever.

Yes that's it exactly. I think we've all got just enough life experience behind us to know the value of a good laugh and a snarky attitude. Although according to OH's standards I qualify as a geezer at the tender age of 44. Tal - do the moles know their way to California?




Jen said ... Of course, don't forget the Princess, please, never forget the princess.

The Princess!!! No no no not that, not the Princess. *shudder* Now they'll never come out of lurkdom.


Lori said ...
RG's "But BCB? You're the most innocent of the bloggers."

Made me laugh too. I don't think the innocent survive long around here.


Innocent my Aunt Fanny. Anyone who calls BCB innocent has never driven with her to Canada by way of Mexico before. Though I was able to stock up on tequila so it wasn't a total loss.

 
At 5/8/06 12:45 PM, Louis said...

I didn't start reading Jenny until earlier this year..first one was "Bet Me".

Found the blog first then got interested in Jenny's and Bob's books.

Have most of Jenny's, even the unmentioned one...rather good by the way.

Read most of Bob's "Area 51" series and a few of his other books. Liked "Bodyguard of lies" best. Looking forward to the sequel.

I've read "Romance" books most of my life. Romantic suspense I like best.

Just young at heart!

Welcome, new ones. Join in, anytime.

eeilmwyb blue

eerily easy in life, men want YEC best

 
At 5/8/06 12:55 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

MCB: We were supposed to go to Mexico first? Well damn. You were navigating. Of course your speech was a little slurred, what with all those worms you ate. And since you kept switching between Spanish, English and French, well, is it any wonder we got all turned around? Though I have to say, those state troopers sure were nice about all the damage. And cute.

Are we still driving out to SF and kayaking to Maui with G-G? Because we need to plot a route that will avoid, um, is it 22 or 23 states we're supposed to stay out of?

bw

oycod: not lutefisk again

 
At 5/8/06 1:00 PM, GatorPerson said...

RG, butting in one last time (hah!) about snakes. Mayhap I'm an extreme case. BUT I won't even pick up books, magazines, etc. with a snake picture. I've thrown magazines across the room when turning to a snake picture. Kids laugh at me. If your protagonist kills a snake, he's a better man than I am, Gunga Din. BUTBUTBUT, please don't allow a snake, however stylized, on the cover or back of your novel. I wouldn't buy it because I couldn't touch it to turn the pages. Other potential purchasers might feel the same.

ZZMQM: Zeroes! Zeroes Magnify Quotients Mightily.

 
At 5/8/06 1:30 PM, Anonymous said...

Good point gatorperson.
I wouldn't buy it either *shudder* The snake bit is just a small part of the book, one incident in the bad guys increasingly bad manoeuvers to scare them off, then a small snippet in an escape scene where he redeems himself. There's lots of other good stuff in there to focus on for a cover, but I will keep that in mind.
You guys are great!!!
rg
setupf
set fiction tidily up first (or something like that)

 
At 5/8/06 1:38 PM, ZaZa said...

RSS said...
Zaza unfortunately I don't have any FFP books so can't enter that contest but thanks for the information.

Well, I may not be entering either. I have two stories that fit in different categories, but where the heck do I get a Tyvek envelope on a Saturday, when the P.O. is closed??? I'm calling around to see if any of the branches within a reasonable distance is manned on weekends.


bon cheri bomb said...
MCB decreed: I have the idea we are all in the same general age range.
Well, yes, of course [nodding agreeably]. We're all in our mid-thirties, except those of us who are even younger.

Ah, yes. That would be the female (or male) age group. Yep, we are all in that age group. ;+)


RG said...
She picks the snake up and takes it outside and releases it to nature (I have her set up as the Science geek, she used to walk around the lab with Lumpy the school snake around her neck.)

You might want to reconsider that. Unless a snake is a constrictor, it probably wouldn't stay there. And if it's a constrictor, you don't want it around your neck. They like to give you little hugs now and then, and that could be a bit fraught. How do I know this you ask? Well, when I was a med writer, one of the docs had his pet snake, a constrictor, in his office. We used to walk around with Herbie coiled around our arms, under our lab coats so as not to frighten hospital visitors. And he gave a good squeeze every once in a while, especially if something frightened him.

AND...
Now here's my question, what might make him be so scared of snakes? Any ideas?

Phallus envy? ;+))) Seriously, I don't know the reason, but I can tell you that, at the med school, the bulk of the guys were totally freaked by the whole idea of the snake. Much lower percentage of women bothered by it. I was terrified of them, having grown up in an area where rattlers were the prevalent snake type, but Herbie was just such a dumb sweetie that I got to like him.


Jent-T - glad the news on your daughter's concussion is good. They're usually not a biggie, but it's better to be careful.

tpnmqma (red)
Talpiana Nmqma, a Incan mole goddess

 
At 5/8/06 1:49 PM, orangehands said...

Welcome Cora (and anyone else i missed).

rg: i don't think you should have the hero "redeemed" about the snake thing by having him kill one. let him have a phobia- it's human. it could be except for that one time when he's sleeping and it just pops on him he's able to deal with them a lot calmer. but he doesn't have to defeat the phobia.

just my 5.7 cents.

as for how he got it: 1)bit as a kid, 2) has a brother/sister that stuck it in his bed when he was five (true story, though it backfired- girl woke up, saw it was sleeping, thought it was cute, and loves snakes now), 3) bad camping experience, 4) saw them eat once and freaked him out (i think that's how my mom got her phobia of snakes...aka Ophidiophobia or Snakephobia), 5)just don't explain it, 6)had a snake attack him during one of those shows on the street, etc. for movies, wasn't there an Indiana Jones with freaky snakes? or a Jungle Book or the Mummy or something with a huge snake at the end?

gp: i heard somewhere that you have two innate fears: one of falling and one of loud noises. the rest are human produced.

BCB: wait, your going to SF? when? if we plan this right it could be when i'm visiting the SF CBs. cool.

zaza: that is weird (about the ned school, not the phallus envy) and very interesting.

 
At 5/8/06 1:54 PM, RSS said...

RG Way to go on getting the submissions ready. Like gatorperson said, the worst phobias have no rational explanation. I know big manly men who will run the other way if they see a snake and some that have passed out. Luckily I don't have that phobia since my boys used to catch snakes and bring them proudly to show Mama. Of course, my bedroom was in the basement when I was growing up and it wasn't uncommon for a snake to be hanging out in the bathroom in the middle of the night. The sad thing is that my eyesight is so bad that I never saw them unless my sister started screaming and made me come get rid of it. I put on my glasses for that. She also woke me up if she saw a spider or a cricket or... you get the idea.

Funny snake story. One of my sons had a six foot rubber snake, probably a python and hung it over the hook on the bathroom door. I had female relatives over for a party and one went up to the bathroom and came down very pale. She does have a phobia and when she closed the door and saw the snake she thought she was a goner. I hadn't even remembered it was up there because it had become part of the household scenery. Another rubber snake, a rattler this time, got left out in the yard and scared a neighbor who came to visit. I now try to be aware of the assorted fake critters around the house and get the boys to put them away before we have company.

Never rent a house to people with pet snakes because when they decide to move and you have people coming over to view the house the snakes scare them away.

Jen-T I thought your DD couldn't play until Monday.

BCB and MCB: Next road trip use a different car and as long as you don't get pulled over no one will know you've travelled through all those states where you've been banned. I'll ride lookout if you like.

 
At 5/8/06 2:07 PM, bon cheri bomb said...

RSS: I'm afraid that with MCB along getting pulled over is a given. I think she has a sign she hangs out the window, a special request for any cute law enforcement types. Sigh. The woman lacks subtlety and the training is not going well.

Lookout? Well sure. As long as you leave your glasses at home. Remember? Plausible deniability.

OH: Have you not heard about the two weeks in Maui? And now that I think about it, I can't remember whether G-G is in SF or LA. No, you're in LA. G-G lives in a fog-shrouded basin somewhere. Got to be SF. Maybe we should check the map before we set out. Tedious details. I think we'll just drive west until we hit the dock of the bay. See what happens.

bw

 
At 5/8/06 2:16 PM, Jen-t said...

I just love colleges! Although, people walk by me and stare at me like I'm weird or something. Oh yeah, I am.

RSS - Let me refrase. DD can do everything except play in a game. Therefore, she can do all the drills on the ice. Not sure what the difference is, but that's what the doc said.

SDCB and Sheryl - THANK YOU! for the phone call! That made my afternoon. I was with my daughter until noon, then she had "stuff" to do. Dry land training, so I'm at the library and my cell phone kept cutting out. sorry about that. I'll see her again at 4, then i'm driving home. Again - thank you!

Geez, Bob and Jenny - bet you never thought you'd create such a wonderful, caring blogging community. What will we do when the year is up?

 
At 5/8/06 2:56 PM, glamour-geek said...

BCB: head east on I-80. Stop before you cross the Bay Bridge (which will save you the $3 toll). I'm on the east side of the Bay, proximate to, but not in, San Francisco which is on the other side of the Bay Bridge. Maui, however, is part way to Asia, across quite a bit of Pacific Ocean. I hope you've been training for that kayak ride.

OH is in LA (or thereabouts) for another while, then will be closer to me (and Kay T) because she'll be in Santa Cruz.

Geography all settled now?

qdqig: isn't that the game they play in the Harry Potter books? I only read one or two...