SHE WROTE: New Blog Smell
I swear, you could cut the paranoia here with a knife.
You can get into all of the CherryForums without registering EXCEPT the craft forum. That will include the HWSW forum in January. I put the test under the craft forum because I thought, duh, that's where it would go, forgetting for the moment that it was the only one you had to register for. My mistake.
You have to register for that one because that's where people actually talk about their work so that's the one place we thought people would want to feel protected. Any place else, anybody can just walk in and post. The craft topics, we actually talk about the stuff in our stories, give away all kinds of content, and while we're probably being over-protective, that's kind of the Cherry way. We want you feeling safe. But really, you could have gone on any of the other boards without registering and I should have put the HWSW test somewhere else. I just forgot you had to register for craft.
Mollie is the one who approves you. All she does is click "approve." The only thing she checks for is to make sure you're not spam. Sometimes she goes out for coffee. Occasionally she has dinner. At night she sleeps. I told her you were heading her way so she stuck closer to the computer than usual and you should have been approved fairly rapidly once the e-mail got to her, but as I said, sometimes she eats. You know kids these days.
But everything seems to have gone pretty smoothly. I no longer worry about the first week in January when we start the new year. The only other thing is to remember that this isn't where we'll be in January, but again, I think there'll be a link here on Dec. 31, and if not, you can always find the new blog through my website. And JenT is right, as always.
Also, you're going to LOVE the new blog. Everytime I go over there I giggle at how cool it is. It's like moving into a new house. It has that new car smell. Which is what Bob said when he got into my car. I said, "That's what every guy who's gotten into this car has said. What is it with guys and new car smell?" He said, "How many guys have been in this car?" Five, if you want to know, but I still want to know, what is it with guys and new car smell? Women never say that when they sit in my car.
You're going to love the new blog smell on the new site. I'm just saying.
Thank you for going over the cliff. It was very helpful.

117 Comments:
See now, I LOVE new car smell. I just have never had it on any of my cars. Sigh, I get that new to me car smell.
I can't wait for the new blog. I'm ready for some learning and who better than the mastah to learn from.
That is all.
I also love new car smell.
Maybe I need a new car, if that's the way to get men into them with me. :-P
I wonder of my co-workers are going to think I'm weird when I start sniffing my computer come January.
Wait, that's right, they already do.
Sigh, open a window. That new car smell is supposedly very toxic.
An approval process with the new blog?
Fear of rejection x seasonal ANXIETY=
Living the dream (a carrot to get me through the next few weeks, that and all the M & Ms my twitchy hands can hold).
Jenny, (Bob too)
I can't wait for the new blog, and the new blog smell. I'm really looking forward to the lessons. It can only help my writing and since I got a rejection today on my ST (boo hoo), I could sure use the help. I was told my writing was clear. The story gripping and well paced, but the prologue (dont say it Jenny) didn't work and it was too "greusome" and "disturbing". I guess I went overboard on the murder scene. Oops.
Oh, and I'm printing this one off since I was told twice today I was wrong when I know I wasn't!!!! But sigh, I have been known to be wrong a time or two, maybe three. :)
I'd love a ride in the new car. I love new car smell. New leather car smell is my favorite. And I would comment. Really I would. I'm weird that way. Hmmmmm, wonder what the new blog will smell like?
Now I feel like a kid at christmas time. This is so exciting!
Considering the old blog smells like cookies, dip, popcorn, bbq sauce, penguins, dogs, and way too many other things to mention, I can't wait for the new blog smell.
And of course we're paranoid, we carry shovels. Not to mention the bomb part of our name.
Sniff, sniff, ahhhh the smell of a new car, can't be beat. Better than chicken, bisquits and gravy hot off the stove.
The new Blog...with Jenny and Bob, has to "sniff, sniff" be better than ever. Until it gets a bit worn, sat upon, maybe something spilled on it....then it's "Home".
Jen-T: If the rejection letter actually spelled it "greusome", it's probably for the better anyway. : )
Seriously - {{{Hug}}}. Maybe you spent to much time in Darkness without a flashlight. Try rewriting the death scene after watching, oh, an old Sports Night episode, or while listening to Kylie Minogue, or while sniffing dog hair or something.
Good luck with the rewrite. And hey, how many more months until that other book is out????? Huh??? Remember your mantra: "I'm a (to be) published author."
Original Cherry, thanks for promising the new car smell. That dip on the couch must have had dairy in it or something, 'cuz the basement is smelling a little ripe these days.
Of course, with all the cookie exchange baking going on, the kitchen is toasty-warm and redolent of vanilla and oatmeal.
Jenny wrote: I swear, you could cut the paranoia here with a knife.
Now why do I suspect that if Bob had written that we might have heard just a touch of satisfaction, maybe even a tiny little bit of affectionate pride. Instead of... instead of... whatever that was. What was that? Though I doubt Bob would have used a knife reference.
See, this is just further proof that you can dress us up and shove us off a cliff, but you can't take us out in public without having us look for sniper angles.
We's jes' a product of our raisin'.
What is that famous saying? It's not paranoia if you're really getting evicted?
And BTW Jen, that scene was not gruesome. Don't you dare re-write it. I love it just the way it is and so do you. Find another line. I know there is a home for that book, you just haven't found it yet. Think bigger (yes, that is proper English).
I have to go supervise the dog now, before he engages in any more character assasination (good one, CMS, very funny).
bw
kmtarcop: wasn't this a movie?
New blog smell, new car smell, fresh bread smell. Love 'em all.
Just came back from a day away from the computer, a mid-day movie and lunch. Nothing like it. It's like playing hooky or something. Finally saw Stranger than Fiction. Interesting movie. Slow, but interesting. Lunch at the Cheescake Factory ... now that was fabulous.
Aww, Jen-T, sorry about that rotten R. I guess this is the season for editors and agents to clear the decks before their holiday hiatus. Many of my friends have received their R's this past week. I'm still waiting for mine.
I agree with BCB though, don't change anything yet. It's only one person's opinion. Put it out there a few more times or get a really strong and honest critique before making changes.
RG: LOL! Jen knows me well enough to know that WAS a really strong and honest critique. And she wouldn't accept anything less from me, nor I from her.
Really.
bw
Hey Jen - remember what Jenny said in NJ. If an agent or editor rejects your book they're wrong. WRONG! Just reminding you.
New blog smell, huh? I'm a little stuffed up and can't smell it, or maybe I'm a little computer dumb, and can't find it. back to pointing and clicking my way into frustration! However, I do like the new car smell
Just re-read Bradley - not a fan of the audible book, must be too many Disney ping memories from the kids books on tape. ooo I better get outta here, I can already tell I'm in a sour mood, and don't want to drag anyone in here with me. Must go find the darkness.
Jen - sorry for the bad news. bbbthththt a raspberry for them!
My cat just licked then love-bit my jaw, he knew I was in a sour mood, and tried to make it better. I love my cat!
Aw, Jenny. If we weren't paranoid and easily excitable, you'd worry. You know you would. You'd be concerned that it was to easy and we must be up to something.
Louis said...
Better than chicken, bisquits and gravy hot off the stove.
Hey Louis! How did you know what I had for dinner? It was good too.
Andi - nothing beats holding a book in your hands, the crisp sound of a page turning, that "no ones has ever opened this book before" smell. But audibles are handy when I need distracting but have to keep my eyes on what I'm doing.
fvdknjid (blogger must be joking) Fortunately Vlad doesn't know ninja Jenny is dueling.
ANDI: you'll have to copy and paste. I'm to lazy to do a link tonight.
http://bjwcreations.com/cbBarAndGrill/
Louis said "Sniff, sniff, ahhhh the smell of a new car, can't be beat. Better than chicken, bisquits and gravy hot off the stove." Now, doesn't that just separate the men from the women in 2 sentences? Uh, Louis, you can't eat a car!
I hear you can actually buy that new car smell in an aerosol can. Well, you can buy biscuits in a can, too, but mine are from scratch, and THEY'RE BETTER THAN A NEW CAR SMELL.
And I am not either paranoid! Well, I'm not. Stop laughing.
fatcqtr: Fat Cotton Quits Tracing Rivets.
(-: I'm a chick who appreciates new car smell, but I'm a bit androgynous.
BTW, since I'm here, FABULOUS Quarterly! Well worth the wait, and the short story was great.
Looking forward to keeping up with the new blog next year. I haven't been able to keep up with the comments on this blog, but I hope I can with the 2007 blog. Your changes sound great, and I bet all new features (including cherry forums) will prove useful, entertaining and not-so-difficult-after-all for the people who use them.
Thanks -- for everything!
Everybody...
There are actually two ways to get to the CBs new home:
http://www.bjwcreations.com/cbbarandgrill/
OR
http://cbbarandgrill.bjwcreations.com/
Either and both should work.
Now, I think that Jenny was refering to the new blog smell of The HWSW Writer's Workshop.
the first hotlink is not working... but the address is correct.
It's case sensitive on that one because it's the actual directory name
http://www.bjwcreations.com/cbBarAndGrill/
things they are a changing. change is good. New Blog. New Smell. New home. Let the good times roll.
For the Record, I'm not changing anything in that book right now. Below you will find out why. As far as those honest critiques go, well I've had lots of those. And let me tell you, some of them were kind of painful, but a necessary evil in this world. Everything in this business is so subjective. Tastes are involved. What one person loves, someone else hates. Weird. But true.
Quoteing The Greatful Dead, and Bob...What a long strange trip its been. At least this past week has been. The past few hours, even stranger.
I've been very out of sorts this past week, actually for the past couple of weeks. Far too many reasons to try and explain. Lots of not so great things going on, was feeling quite depressed....until today. Well I feel much better today. Good things in my writing world happened today. The other not so great stuff, well, I'll deal with it another day.
Frist, thanks for the hugs for the big R. I should be used to them by now, right. I think I'm up to like oh, hell, maybe 100? But it was for the best because right after I posted this I got a phone call from an Agent. I've spoken to this Agent a few times. Maybe 5 and tonight she said, "It's time. I want to sign you." Okay, so she'd said that before and I kind of went, okay, but lets talk more. So we did. We talked more, and more, and even more. Anyway, it's time. She's the right agent for me. She's excited about my work. About me. So that is good. She has a good plan. One that I agree with. We are on the same page.
I also found out that my workshop proposal for NEC was accepted...so that is good. I got an ISBN number for my first book....someone pinch me, I think I'm dreaming.
I know, I don't sound all that excited, really I am, I'm waiting for the concrete block to fall on one of my heads. Is all this really happening?
Jen-t: That "pbbht" sound you hear on your left is me, removing foot from mouth. Of course you shouldn't rewrite the scene just because one overworked, underpaid reader didn't think it worked for their line. If BCB says its good and it worked.... wellll
Again, your manta for whenever the darkness hits is, "I am a (soon-to-be) published author (with an ISBN and an AGENT)!" Congrats on the good business news. The rest of life can wait for you to SAVOR YOUR MOMENT.
My former shrink was big on affirmations, BTW. I'm not real good with them. Something about staring at yourself in the mirror while chanting, "I am a worthy human being..." just cracks me up every time. Kinda like the friend's mom who tried to cure my asthma attack with the chant of "Think blue" and healing circles.
tzhwsj - Top Zavier, he wrote, she joked
Cary - you crack me up. I went to a shrink years ago. I had to write things like "I'm pretty" or "I am not fat" or "I'm worthy" on post it notes and stick them on my mirror everytime I had a not so great thought about myself. By the end of the week, I couldn't even see myself. I chucked the notes. My hair is way more important.
Anyway, a friend of mine wrote this book, TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR by Lani Diane Rich, if you haven't read her, do, she's great. Anyway, I read it and peed my pants. I was this girl, post it notes and all.
I'm not real fond of shrinks. My neigbor is one, and he's a decent sort of fellow, but admits he'd have a field day with me. Something about really wanting to get inside my head. I told him too many people in there already, he said, "I bet."
Jen-T, hugs for the bad news. My CP had the real book of her heart rejected over and over, then, boom, someone asked if she had anything that wasn't under contract. She sent the synopsis and first three, and they bought it on the spot. Like everyone is saying, you just have to find the right home for it.
odreid (green)
Oh dear. Robert edged into darkness.
Well, thanks to Blooger rejecting my verification, I got to read a couple more posts. Sooo, Jen-T, congrats on your GOOD news. An agent! Wahooo! You're definitely on your way now.
zeopu (blue)
Zoe envied Olive's purple ungulant.
Fabulous news, Jen! What a difference an hour makes, eh? One door closes and another opens ...
I love how life is.
JJ: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! an agnet with good taste, cool. (and ok, in my head, i'm asking how a murder scene can be too gruesome. most of them are so tame...) and once the good news sinks in, well, try not to back your car into the garage again, kay? :)
don't really like the smell of new cars. and- don't shoot- don't really like the smell of books, new or old. i like the smell of grass and skunk (from a distance) and apple juice and fresh baked cookies and....
Jen: Glad I could make someone laugh. Do me a favor and repay me tomorrow (Thursdays are Therapy Day. Oh joy. Tralala.)
And as for shrinks, that was the psychologist. I'm up to psychiatry now. And this guy is having a field day with me (although I sometimes get the impression he'd be ecstatic to have my mother in his chair - if only for the paper he could write....)
For some reason, your friend's name sounds familiar. I'll put the book on my "to buy when the boss finally forks over the Christmas bonus" list. Although given my dog's recently diagnosed anxiety issues (aren't we a pair), I think most of that money will have to be earmarked for more toys and bones.
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Jenny said ... Thank you for going over the cliff.
No worries *grins*
I was a bit worried about the sudden, sticky landing, but all went well!
Also, for my fellow Cherry Bombs, My ID name on the cherry forums and probably in the Bar and Grill (when I get over there :D )is Scuttlebutt CB.... I think... I'm taking it for a test drive... no reason in particular... just like the sound of it. Scuttlebutt.
Yes, I am indeed nuts.
Yay! Congratulations Jen-T!! And hugs, too, for the crappy things that were getting you down. But an agent! How great is that! Go Jen!
Theresa
SCB (or, as she is known for now as, erica): i like the name.
well, whatever it smells like, i have an impossible time staying away so...
Our new blog's gonna smell like fruit, ink and napalm - ahh, love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Congrats JJ - rg's right, one door shuts and a window opens.
So, we are going to LOVE the new blog, eh! I so can't wait to see it. Checking out the sylubus has made me a little excited. And possibly a little impatient. I'm ready, lets go.
Thanks everyone. It's all starting to sink in. Lots of talk as to where to pitch my books, since I've got a few done at this point. All kind of happening fast. My heads are spinning...feel like I'm dreaming...talk about jumping off a cliff! I hope my shute opens before I hit the ground, that might hurt.
Cary, i'm sorry, but I can't think of one damn funny thing to say this morning. I've got to go to work all day, maybe something funny will happen there.
Have a nice day.
OH: skunk?!
Jen-t: YAY YOU!
Jen-t - You are awesome! I can not wait to read whatcha got! I think a memoir would be great, because you have a great voice, but bring on the gruesome murder, especially bring on Frank, I'm ready!
Cary - good luck with shrink day. You are a braver soul than I. I just keep it all up in my head, not ready to look at that owl pellet. My mantra is suppress, suppress, suppress! or again in the Costanza school of therapy "Serenity NOW" - I try to ignore the "insanity later" refrain!
oh and Cary, I posted at the cookie site, but count me in for cookies. My kids would kill me if I didn't.
Good work Bryan, Lori and Zaza I popped over and peeked at the construction. loooooking gooood.
And I can't wait for the new HWSW, just to glean smarts off all you folks!
Good sleep last night, better mood today!
*sigh* I wrote a whole comment congratulating Jen and being funny and spreading lots of charm and joy. I have no idea what happened to it. My intentions were good.
Jen - and ISBN is clearly a habi ... harbi ... sign of things to come. Good time ahead etc and etc and so on. Don't change the book. If its not right for them, it will be right for someone else.
Congrats, Jen-T! Don't let your new agent push you anywhere you don't want to go, but it's great that there's someone else out there thinking about and working on getting your work to where the rest of us can read it! Best wishes for coping with everything else (at least some of which is undoubtedly fatigue from your busy life!).
MCB - we'll just look at the mislaid charm and joy as a harbinger -and as having gone somewhere that it is worse needed than here. Which would be most places. We get our share (or more!) from you.
I'm having a lot of trouble settling to work this morning. Probably Kakuro next.
I'm buying my tree this afternoon -cutting it down, I hope!
Jen - congrats! Nothing but good times ahead! And re: the prologue. Isn't murder supposed to be gruesome and disturbing?
andi: I swear I heard Tinkerbell's *ping* when I read your post.
GP: You may not eat a car, but you can eat in the car. Sadly, that's why mine smells of spilled pop and stale french fries.
jen-t: congrats!
On shrinks: I went to one for a while. We reached a point where she turned to me and said, "So. What's new?" "Not much. How about you?" A pause. "Okay then. Call me if you need me."
OH: The one and only time DH ever complemented the way I smelled was the night we got home from his friend's tractor pull event. You got it. I smelled like motor oil and exhaust fumes. So glad I ask for perfume every year at Christmas.
I've got the typical nerves about the new place(s): new beginnings, but hate to leave the old. Kinda like my last move.
There are good things happening.
1. I got a gift in the mail yesterday from a woman I worked with nearly 2 years ago. Its just too nice knowing someone still thinks of you.
2. The Twit is leaving!!! Leaving my general area, that is. He'll still be around but no longer within smacking distance from me. Good for him, but now I have to find someone else.
but just to keep me on my toes, for 2 days I've had that song, "Hey Santa" by Ashanti circling in my head non stop. I'm giving it away free to the first caller.
Andi: the shrink says I have "dissociative"(sp?) history. Pretty much a little kid's singsong refrain, "I can't hear you".
So he's suprised I made it this far too. Of course, my pocketbook would be far happier if I wasn't going once a week. (HE wants me there twice a week. Hah!)
btuda: my dad and sister work in a print shop. Apparently, that stuff sinks into your pores and you carry that slight chemical smell with you even on vacation. Yuck.
MCB: wish I had your luck. One of the guys I work with is very bright, but completely lacking in real world skills. I couldn't figure out why he'd leave for the evening, then come back in 5 minutes later, make a call, hang out for 20 minutes or so, 'til he got another call, then leave again. I finally found out he was waiting for AAA to come and unlock his car/jump the battery.
Our job involves a lot of paperwork, and every time he turns in a form, I want to roll it up and use it as a bat against his head. (Hmmm...maybe I should discuss these violent fantasies with the shrink.....)
And don't even get me started on the times I've explained commissions to him...
Cary - the Twit is also extremely bright and I have to admit hard working. Job wise I've never seen anything to criticize. I'm not sure what the technical term is, but his main problem is complete obliviousness to the rest of the world. He'll do things like change the settings on the scanner to suit himself and leave it that way. Or pile boxes and binders at a corner so that its a blind spot for everyone else.
Thanks MCB I'm now at working singing Santa baby but at elast it's finally replaced the dang Madonna version from Hot Toy.
Back to the new car smell, in our family, the car/minivan hasn't truly been christened until you've spilled something in it. My personal favorite memory: the folks carting along their three, mind you, adult 20 some-things, taking a turn too fast and a cry comes up from the back, "Oh! My milk!"
cehdady: Cherry Entemann = Happy daddy
Wow, what a busy group. I'm out for a day and we have a new poll, new blog from Well Behaved, a preview of our new home and tons of comments everywhere.
I think I need to postpone Christmas. And my birthday. Just too busy. The kitchen floor didn't happen because the tiles came damaged. The counter didn't get finished because part of it was chipped. They will be back as soon as they get a new top. But at least the sink is in. I had some minor surgery yesterday, and at least that went well. No post surgical sickness or headache, and the pain meds are great. Unfortunately, I'm at work where I can't take them. Too much to do to stay home. Sigh. I'll let you all know what the new date for Christmas is as soon as I figure out when I can accomplish everything that needs to happen beforehand. I'm very glad I'm in the cookie exchange. I need some chocolate and sugar very soon.
HAVE YOU VOTED?
Voting is still open for our logo category. The poll can be found in Jenny's blog below this one, the "This is a test" blog. Um, does someone have the url for polling place?
Jen - you da woman!! Congratulations on your success, you deserve it!!
OH - skunk?? you've apparently never had your dog skunked.
McB - oblivious co-workers - oh yeah, I work with programmers, talk about oblivious!!
btuda - had the same experience with a shrink many, many years ago. And it didn't take long to get there. I believe in compartmentalizing, then blowing up the compartment - much cheaper.
kl - changing date for Christmas *SNORT*
Thank you Bryan and Zaza for all your hard work on the new digs. It looks great!! Looking forward to moving!
yozbqlk
yelling oddly, zealously, Bob quit looking kind
42 people have voted so far in the logo pre-lim poll.
Not a bad turnout so far!
Hey upstairs - yes you up there - go vote. You can remain anonymous and keep lurking.
I feel the need to start packing some stuff.
Ah the irony. I was shelving the Ontario government publications about the Health Insurance Act and twisted my wrist. I've been icing it, and this is my first foray into typing. Too painful, will continue one-handed. But I found some vintage Crusies to keep me company at the library. Though we're not supposed to be reading while we work. I'll just stare at the covers. Work related means I liekly won't have some cute guy bake me cookies in thanks huh?
The poll is http://www.zazlamarr.com/Logo%20Poll.htm
As always, I put the link to it at the CB Idea's Blog if you want to go later to vote or check out the stats but the link here got lost in the comments.
I was going to say more, but someone is calling. Darnit. Later
Thanks to Bryan and Zaza - checked out the new digs. Nice job.
Thanks everyone for the congrats. I'm very excited. Back to coloring my hair. Now that is not a nice smell like a new car. My car which is almost two years old no longer smells like new car. It smells like hockey equipment. Which is really gross. I've tried everything. I even put the dang golves in the dishwasher like every week, but it still smells nasty. I want that new car smell again!
azygdgcb - can't think of anything
Aha! I just realized there's an ethernet connection in my room. That might not be a good thing though, considering I am here to do work for the next week and a half and not spend time chatting on the internet.
Haven't read the comments, but I hope everything is going well for all of you (especially during this hectice holiday season). Things seem to be moving along with the new blog. I look forward to it. How is our new home progressing? I should probably scan the comments before I ask that question, but I'm lazy.
Ok, time for bed.
BUSINESS:
Just looked at the poll stats. Glad to see something's finally pulling ahead. /;+) It was beginning to look like we'd have to revote. Once we have settled on a type, we'll do a poll on all the contenders in that type to come up with a winning logo! Yay!
I'm nearly done with the header image for the blog. Had to quit about 2 A.M. because my eyes were crossing. Once that's done, the real fun begins. The stuff that will make the whole thing go crazy and blow up in my face. Heh. Yours, too.
bmwjxjru (green)
a robot kangaroo built by BMW
Ok, I just check out our new digs, so all set on that. I also voted on the poll, so check next to that too.
Congrats Jen T!
Jen-t you are a brilliant, agented, writer and coloring your own hair? I had a big ol' conversation with myselves this morning about what to do about the gray hairs in my new part. First I decided to go back to the old part where I had already used the tweezers to painfully pull every gray hair, and now I must debate the $ for Christmas vs. $ for vanity question. And because I am unnaturally a redhead, I cannot do it myself without looking brassy. and i have actually turned my hair old lady violet on my own. I wish I could laugh about that, but it still just torques me.
And you know this, but there is not one thing that expunges the hockey stench - it is worse than any other sport in the world! Febreeze runs sobbing from the room when faced with hockey pads.
Skunk will cover hockey smell, but only for a little while. Eventually, hockey smell wins out.
I've heard that tomato juice can get out skunk smell. I wonder how it would work on hockey smell?
ZaZa said...
Just looked at the poll stats. Glad to see something's finally pulling ahead.
Well it was tough. I think most of us need some time to chew it over before voting.
Andi informed us ... had already used the tweezers to painfully pull every gray hair
Ouch. I don't have that much hair so I guess its good I don't seem to be going gray.
Hockey smells. Try wet dog. That seems to cover everything.
For things that smell really horrifically sweaty, I offer two possibilities. One is an old theatre wardrobe trick: get the cheapest vodka you can find (it smells a bit like napalm, I think). Put it in a spray bottle, spray whatever stinks and let it evaporate out overnight. This works well for things like jackets that you don't want to send to the drycleaners yet and does not end up with the garment smelling like alcohol.
The other option: wash whatever with white vinegar. Especially if it's stinky stuff you can throw in the wash. Put the vinegar in the bleach dispenser and the soap in the soap dispensers. Works wonders on sweaty gym clothes. Old fashioned, but functional.
I danced (tango) all but about 5 songs between 9pm and midnight last night. I got about 5 hours of sleep on Tuesday night, about two hours last night. The fact that I am typing is a miracle in itself. Goal: stay awake til 8pm so I don't wake up at 5am thinking it's morning already. I think I'm good for at least 10 hours straight. So tired I'm not hungry, I'm nauseous, and I've barely eaten since dinner last night. Have had a little, but not much.
I am clearly insane.
That said, I had a shrink once for a while. He started with "you aren't doing the things most women your age are doing with regard to marriage, babies, work, etc." I pointed out that I was not now, nor had I ever been, average. I should have walked out then. He wanted to talk about getting me out dating. I didn't care about dating, I wanted to talk about things that bothered me. He didn't want to hear about those things; he didn't think they were important. Total waste of time and money and made me feel like I was sick because I kept going to a doctor. Once I left (because my health ins. changed), I started feeling much better.
You all have given me something entirely new to think about - hockey smell. A quick glance at the Net literature implies a release of mercaptans via microbial activity (Pacific cloth neutralizes mercaptans - think egg stuff - for storing silver pieces to keep them from tarnishing)is the major cause of hockey smell. So have you tried something like Lysol that kills some bacteria? I'd bet as soon as the foam in the protective gear absorbs the stench that nothing helps. But sunlight (UV light) and dryness are the best bet (think how to avoid/get rid of athlete's foot) to kill bacteria.
Jen-T, why not try an experiment on ONE piece of washable equipment. Lysol in hottest water in washer. Let agitate and then sit for an hour. Drain, then wash as usual. Might work. 'Course, might not!
BTW, it's the mercaptans in skunk spray that cause its stench. Climbing back into my teacup, now.
Zaza said ... Once that's done, the real fun begins. The stuff that will make the whole thing go crazy and blow up in my face. Heh. Yours, too.
We are CherryBombs. Bring it on!
Now go get some sleep.
phtfib ... our attitude towards explosions.
go sleep you guys. pulled another all nighter so i spent the five hours at the airport napping. stopped feeling the need to throw-up. at luggage claim i saw a bag with cherries all over it. i looked around but didn't see anyone claim it, and i had to really go pee (TMI?) or i would have called out "is a cherry or CB there?"
yep, i'm home.
shrinks: i've had a couple. the last one was actually helpful. then it got to the point where i just used her to rant, and since i can do that to friends for free i decided i was done.
kl ((HUGS)) glad surgery was ok.
hi christina
Shrinks - I worked for a psych group part time during college. If that didn't cure me, my one appointment with a shrink did. I was having tension headaches from my new job. At that point, I hyperventilated and spiked amazing heights of blood pressure at the mere thought of entering a hospital. Imagine me, when my first week working at the med school I got sent to ICU...and was told it was essential that I keep an eye on the patient monitors, just in case. It's a wonder I didn't stroke out right there.
So, UCSF is right next door to and affiliated with Langley Porter Neurophsychiatric Institute (or was then, anyway), and as an employee of the school, I could see a shrink for free. So, I made an appointment. The doc took one look at me and, before I could even tell him why I was there, informed me that my problem was I needed a man in my life. Well. Actually...I was dating three different guys who all thought I was going to marry them. Huh. Needed a man in my life? Genius! You get what you pay for, I guess.
pssbez (green)
Proudly, Suzette said, "But eetz zexy."
Sorry. Best I could do.
Tigress? Are you there? Just checking to see whether you were affected by the recent tornado over there. Hope you're ok.
And I hope the rest of you have an extremely productive Friday so you don't have to work over the weekend. Again. Geez, I've got to stop talking to myself.
bw
Is hockey stench, skunk, and wet dog the rock, paper, scissors of the scented world?
Incidentally, I was with my nieces the other day and I asked if they ever played Rock, Paper, Scissors. One replied, "Hammer beats everything. Waa Haa Haa." I hope like crazy she heard that somewhere, but just in case, I'm not playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with them.
BTW, the time stamp says 6:12 AM. I so don't think so. It took an act of God to get me out of bed this morning as it was. I really don't need that bit if torment waving in my face. (I tried to use 'Act of Bob,' but in the sentence, well, it just sounded dirty.)
*sigh*
Looks like we're Time Warping Again.
Now it says 9:17 AM
G-G and Zaza: Hope you smacked those quacks really hard. Marrying was supposed to fix all that ails you, huh?
mcb, g-g and zaza: had to jump in. I have a female doctor who once told me certain problems would get better once I had kids. I told her I wasn't even dating right then, let alone considering motherhood, but even then thinking adoption was the way to go, so could she please come up with something in the meanwhile? Point taken, and she listens much better now.
My old shrink wasn't working for me. She was just asking me to change behaviors, and not getting at the underlying issues that prevented me from adopting those behaviors in the first place.
New doc is much better. But, ask me my opinion next week. (He's forewarned me that we're finally leaving early development and moving to "sexuality". Since my relationships with the opposite sex are one of my BIG issues, this oughta be fun...)
I'm in a whole heap of trouble. I spilled water on my laptop keyboard earlier today and the laptop has been on the fritz ever since. The keys don't do what they're supposed to do most of the time. I'm scared. I managed to get my most important documents saved on my data key, but I'm kind of out of luck. I am in Rome right now and I am supposed to be doing research, but that's not really going to go very well without my laptop.
I'm crossing my fingers and going to say a gazillion Hail Mary's (even though I'm not religious) and hopefully the computer gods will shine down upon me.
If not, you'll probably here a really loud wailing coming from Italy. And, no, it won't be because of the Italian bambini.
Criminy.
Christina...
Water may still be inside the computer. Try turning upside down so that the keys are down and place in a sunny place for several hours. This may help. I used to clean regular keyboards after a coke spill by taking apart and washing in water and drying overnight.
Good luck.
I went to a psycologist once during my divorce many moons ago. We decided that I was fine and all the problems were his fault. Worked for me. I did much better with DH #2. 20 years and counting.
So here is my kitchen update. I know you all are waiting on pins and needles. The counter top had a few problems during install, and they are finishing it today. The flooring however is still a no-go. Half the shipment was damaged in shipping, and was unusable. They had to reship from the east coast. They'll let me know when it comes in. So I have this beautiful new kitchen with a crappy horrid floor nobody even wants to walk on with shoes on. Two more weeks at least. Figures. No pictures until the floor gets done. I'm just trying not to look down... sigh.
Christina - good luck with your laptop. Louis' advice sounds wise. I've also heard of people using hair driers on electronic equipment if sunny locations are not available.
K.L. Good luck with the flooring. We heard yesterday that our is now all in so hopefully they will deliver early next week. And hopefully install very shortly after.
Christina - so sorry about the laptop debacle! I hope it fixes itself.
If crossing two sets of fingers cancels out, does crossing fingers while saying Hail Marys do so, too? I hope not!
OH - home already? are you on semesters or quarters, and if on semesters, did you finish one? It just seems awfully early. But I'm glad you're home in time to enjoy the holidays! Do you do much to celebrate, or will it be mostly restful? I could easily do with the entire month of December off to get caught up and ready for xmas.
If there is such a thing as "ready for xmas".
McB, hope your floor goes better than mine did. They had enough that was not damaged to do our bathroom, so we know it really looks good. I just hope the next shipment doesn't get damaged also. But the rest of the kitchen looks great. Now we are "nesting". Getting liners put in everything, figuring out where we want stuff to go, reclaiming the rest of our house from the boxes, updating lights and drapes and stuff. I guess I know what my DH and I will be getting each other for X-mas. And we won't even have to unwrap it.
k.l. - I am eagerly anticipating installation but dreading it too. I just know its going to make everything else look tired and worn by comparison. Oh well. Floors this year, next year ... something else. Depends on what I can't stand to look at anymore, but probably getting new counters and having cupboards resurfaced.
foyth ... Independence day in da Bronx
McB,
I know just what you are saying. We are already eyeing our living room carpet. And the couch. Money has already run out though, so yes, it will have to wait for a while.
Does anybody want to take a stab at writing the copy for an "about us" page at the new CB Bar and Grill? You can e-mail it to me if you like.
And where has everyone been... it's like super quiet. Even the e-mail spammers aren't writing much.
Christina - the hair dryer worked for my cell phone, but I am still trying to dredge up more sympathy because the Rome, Italy, not Georgia part makes it hard to locate said sympathy.
kl - with our new/old house we call it the "if you give a moose a muffin" syndrome. Have you read that book? If you change the light fixture, you'll have to change the cabinet pulls, if you change the cabinet pulls, you'll have to change the fawcett, and so on and so on, till the money tree has no more!
Well, $ for vanity won out over $ for Christmas and I'm not sure I can pull any more hair without making a bald spot, sorry boys, but mommy sure has nice roots now, you didn't want that bike from Santa did you? Really, it is more important that I look good than my kids having a memorable Christmas, I mean those photos for the cards go to a lot of people.
andi wrote: Christina - the hair dryer worked for my cell phone, but I am still trying to dredge up more sympathy because the Rome, Italy, not Georgia part makes it hard to locate said sympathy.
I know. But does it help that almost everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong here? I needed permits to visit four monuments, but two are a no-go because of safety reasons (I guess they don't want a random American crushed under the weight of Roman bricks) and another is partly closed for the same reason which kind of leaves me S.O.L. Also, the library here has two sections closed off...the two sections I need to use and now I have to use another institute's library and they don't have everything I need either. And I also have to find the damn place, which may prove a tad difficult for me.
I know I can't expet 100% sympathy, but I hope that my woes have lessened any resentment.
Oh, and my keyboard refuses to let me type an 'x' so I have to cut and paste it.
Shite.
Christina, for future reference, if it's something liquid but not sticky, what Louis told you is pretty much right. Turn it upside down so the liquid can all drain out, and the hair dryer helps, as long as you don't get it too hot. I know this because my poor laptop had cups of tea dumped in it twice in six months. Luckily, I had the service contract, so they came to me to fix it. Italy? I dunno, but it's Dell, so even there they might have service places. ;+) Unfortunately, I put milk and sugar in my tea, so the upside down thing was no use, and the dryer would have been a disaster.
N.B. DO NOT try washing a sticky spill out of a laptop keyboard. I'm sure Louis was meaning the standalone, weapon type keyboards that go with desktop setups.
I envy any of you who get stuff done on your houses and have it done right and in a reasonable timeframe. My mother has a knack for choosing just the wrong people for that work. When she had her new house built, she fell in love with the most expensive flooring for the kitchen. A year later, the seams had spit and it was edging up.
She bought this whizbang (at the time) thing for her fireplace that sucked the smoke up the chimney and pushed the warm air into the house. The first time we used the fireplace we were nearly asphyxiated - the installed it backwards, so it sucked the heat up the chimeny and pushed the smoke into the house.
Now, we need to get some things done around here - need a new stovetop and one of the ovens won't go above about 300 - and I've been putting it off for months, afraid that whoever we hire will make it worse instead of better. I'd love to replace the puny oven with one with convection, but I probably won't be able to find one to match the other oven. It will be nice to have these things working right again, but the trauma of getting there just stalls me in my tracks.
kwkaznqm (blue)
Kangaroos want kick a**, zoetic nonets quite madly.
BUSINESS:
I just checked, and we have 48 votes in the logo poll. There is one type that is noticeably ahead of the others. Shall we close the poll and declare that a winner? We've never gotten up to 50 votes in any of our polls, so it looks like most everyone who will vote has already done so. Once we close this poll, then we can put up the one for choosing the actual logo.
Zaza,
Let me go check to see if what I voted for is in the lead. If so, yes, please go ahead and close the voting. *snort* Sorry, I had to do that just because it cracked me up. Sometimes I just have to amuse myself.
Yes, you may as well close the voting and get on to the next step.
Christina said ...
Oh, and my keyboard refuses to let me type an 'x' so I have to cut and paste it.
Were you playing tic-tac-toe with it? Or maybe it prefers hugs. Or doesn't want you finding the buried treasure. Or ...
I could have a lot of fun with this.
Bryan ... I might take a stab at it. What's the deadline? And do we have a wordcount limit or any other parameters? But don't let that stop anyone else who wants to give it a shot.
Zaza ... I voted, so yeah you can close it now. I know that's all you were waiting for really.
I just have one question for Jenny and Bob if zaza blows up the CB Bar and Grill while trying to get it ready does that mean we get an extension on our lease for the basement? You wouldn't leave us homeless would you? Certainly not during the holidays. Would you? Just keep this D Phrase in mind.
"Doesen't freedom exist as the right all people have to be as happy as they can?"
blue jumzrlpr
Jenny usually makes Zaza repay large property repairs.
Where is everybody?
Guess I'm going to seriously tackle some Christmas shopping today. I am woefully behind on all this seasonal stuff. Getting the new floor has given me an excuse to put off decorating and no point in getting the tree, but I need to get with the season now. We might even put up some lights this weekend. Well maybe not today because its bitter cold, but soon.
BTW just joking with the last comment. I have my bags all packed, well some are still not unpacked from New Jersey. I even got the U-Haul ready to move the old couch 'cause Bob knows we can't afford a new one. I told you people not to bring the dip onto the couch during the I-didn't-get-to-go-to-National party. We can't blame that on lori because she was swinging on the pole at the time.
I know where everyone is. They are all at my area mall. The parking lot couldn'[t squeeze a mole in.
Hey did you hear the news? I am so thrilled. Jenny is moving to Canada. She said so herself. /.D
blue nvcgrtt
Not very Christmasy, Grinch (w)recked toy tree.
BCB - thanks for asking whether I am okay. Yes. The tornado hit less than 5 miles from where I live, but its effects were very localised. It must be terrible for the poor people whose houses are too unsafe for them to return at all. I think there are still people homeless from the tornado we had last year in Birmingham.
Christina - so sorry about your woes, but you see, that's how I always find it in Rome. Things always go wrong there, and I have never been to any part of Italy without having been unable to visit at least one monument or museum on my must-visit list! Then I always catch a cold in Rome, too: hope you don't. But the view from the School, and the building itself, are good, eh?
:-)
AgTigress,
There you are. Maybe you're still watching today. Please, please don't go away completely. Here's the new site, just for you: http://cbbarandgrill.bjwcreations.com/
so that you can come by when the catalogue business lulls. We're missing you, and I don't want to lose you forever and ever.
I've been missing in action, lots of action. Had a burst pipe and two days trying to find a plumber to fix it because I need to leave for L.A. this morning. We're ratifying by-laws, holding new board elections then it's the chapter party and I have to give the awards, (which are all with me and I'm two and a half hours drive from the meeting place) and needless to say the plumber still has not arrived. Sigh.
Have had no water for twenty eight hours (turned off the main) and am bathing in a bird bath, refilling the toilet cistern from those big containers of water and otherwise bitching and moaning.
I have someone staying at my house through Monday afternoon (Doctors appt. in L.A. on Monday) to look after the dog, can't expect her to live like she's in a tent. It's okay for me.
So to read Agtigresses message, it puts it all in perspective. Heck I have a house. And I've got heat and electricity, and food and everything else I need.
So no more kvetching. Worse case scenario, I drive to L.A. and drop off the stuff and take the dog with me and ask my V.P. to handle everything then return here and wait for the plumber on Monday.
On the brighter side, I've been navigating the Cherry Forums and goofing up, one tiny hand slap but it didn't sting. *grin* I apologized and moved on. I'm still not sure on how everything works. I removed one of my quotes and messed up that message. Chatted too much on another, didn't stay on topic in another but still had fun. I even got a nice message back from Barbara Samuels who is one of my favorite authors. Had a couple of messages back and forth with Jenny and they were very interesting. She's very open to honest comments on her work and I've enjoyed reading other people's comments and her responses. I think I'm going to learn tons of good stuff on the Forums.
I need some good CB help but I will understand if you have to pick yourselves up off the floor from all your laughing first. I rescued a blue lobster. The other lobster in the tank at the pet store beat the heck out of him, ate his claws and most of his legs. yes, I know it's a sea bug. yes I know most the known universe eats them, at a restaurant named after their tasty little selves. But if you'd watched him struggle mightily and with great determination - at a pet store not a fish market - you would have agreed to accept him as your christmas present from the pet store staff(who call themselves your friend)Claws and legs will grow back but the little guy is only 2 1/2 inches long and that will take about 6 months. Can't defend himself at this point.
Anyway, I need the name of a great warrior who overcame some physical disadvantages to triumph. There was a roman warrior who made himself an iron arm after his was severed but I have no idea what his name was. Oh, yeah, this could be a girl lobster. I haven't wanted to flip it over to check. Poor thing's been through enough trauma the last few days. I did think of Xavier but do we even know if he's a good guy?
I promise not to get lobster smell on the new blog. And don't anyone DARE to suggest bringing butter. My dad is cracking himself up with that joke. : )
CMS ... can't help it, gotta *snort*
Fortunately for you I don't eat shellfish so my comment can stand between you and the rest of the CBs.
Suggest Ulysses.
AgTigress, glad to hear you are okay. Though I've never been through a tornado, I have seen first hand the destruction they can wreak. I can't begin to imagine the trauma of having them pop up on your side of the pond.
Tigress--The School is very nice. Lovely architecture and great amenities. Lots of interesting people staying here too, so there are always lively discussions at dinner.
CMS--I don't recall a Roman story about a warrior having a metal arm, but I don't know everything (obviously). Agtigress, please enlighten us. As for names, here are some I thought of:
-For a boy: Hephaestus or Vulcan. A god in the pantheon (Greek for the former and Roman for the latter) who was crippled. He is the god of fire, blacksmithing and volcanoes. Poor sap was married to Aphrodite/Venus who cheated on him all the time with Ares/Mars.
-For a girl: either Penthesilea (Queen of the Amazons, killed by Achilles in the Trojan War) or Atalanta (very athletic girl in Greek mythology).
Can't think off-hand of a Roman warrior with an iron arm, either, Christina. Sorry.
Having commented on how things always go wrong in Italy, we are off to Venice in about 5 hours' time. Hope I don't fall in a canal.
Agtigress-If you do fall in, plug your nose. That water can really STINK.
Have fun and stay safe.
Tigress: So glad you're ok -- thanks for letting us know. Tornadoes scare me. Have a great time in Venice!
Christina: Geez, you poor baby. Everything you came to research is inaccessible and you have all this time on your hands with no work to do. Hmmm. Let me think. Nope. Don't feel sorry for you at all. [grin] Sounds like time for a little veni, vidi, vici (did I do that right?) in the local eateries. And I don't imagine there are any good-looking Italian men over there, are there? Poor, poor Christina.
Today was RWA chapter day. Seems quite a few people have chapter meetings the second Saturday of the month, including Robena and Jen-T. Sorry to hear about the plumbing problems, RG, hope that gets fixed soon.
Today I had a Board meeting in the morning (yeah, I volunteered for that duty next year) followed by the Christmas party in the afternoon. After about six hours of talking, I'm all talked out. Can you tell I'm sounding a little hoarse?
But I'm very excited about the speakers we have coming next year, a couple of whom are, I believe, friends of Jenny's. Gee, maybe we can convince Her and Him to come give a small talk, too? Oh, stop laughing. Probably a good thing I'm not on the programming committee.
Got to rest up. Five days and counting, and I'm off on a trip of my own. Can't wait!
bw
Christina, it sounds like you're managing to have fun despite the setbacks. Plus, all these frustrations are a pain at the time, but make good reading later... should you feel like turning them into a story or something...
CMS, I'm starting to suspect that your crustacean critter might be a clawed equivalent of Boudicea. Not the metal arm thing, true, but a blue lobster? Sounds like she's been painting herself in woad before trying to fight off the barbarians.
And a tangential note about the Cherry Forums. They had a discussion about Moot which veered off topic into chat and moderators came in to gently remind people about chat being a feature of JCF. Everyone politely agreed, and not one of these people gave in to the urge to refer to it as a Moot discussion. Clearly these are people with restraint and class, who don't resort to low-class puns. I figure hanging around on the CF will lead me to become a better person. ;)
Might even cure me of posting bad puns on the blog. You never know.
zmlfiolu - a typical Greek comment on Roman traffic jams.
Mary threatened: Might even cure me of posting bad puns on the blog.
Geez, I hope not.
I did notice that on one thread The Cherry was one of those getting her hand (gently) slapped for going off topic. LMAO. I want you all to know I was polite and said hello, made a couple comments, but now I think I'm going to have fun just lurking over there. Only I've decided to call it hide-in-plain-sight reconnaissance. Doesn't that sound nicer? Friendly even.
Ok, all kidding aside, there is a lot of really good information over there and I'm having a great time reading through old comments. Even the ones that-- never mind. I'm being nice.
bw
Cherry Magic Sheryl said...
I rescued a blue lobster. The other lobster in the tank at the pet store beat the heck out of him, ate his claws and most of his legs.
Are we related? /;+) No, I don't have a pet lobster, but only because I managed to discourage people from bringing me live lobsters back from New England. Didn't Atalanta get turned into a lion for pissing off a goddess? Or was that only in the story I wrote? Can't remember anymore. Sad.
eeokxi (red)
Every eager ogre kicked Xavier's ibis.
christina: i feel bad for you. no, stop laughing CBs, i do. foreign place, laptop not working, not fun. even if you are in Rome. (also, Rome doesn't hit my top 20 list of places to go so i'm not that jealous.)
BCB: safe and fun trip and i think i missed it- where the heck are you going?
kl said "I went to a psycologist once during my divorce many moons ago. We decided that I was fine and all the probl